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by spamel
11 May 2011 17:37
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 31673

Re: Goodbye Hansi Smurf

Is there anybody looking after this board, or can just anybody come along and post shit in each sub forum for it to just remain there? Honestly, I can help out if required, it just gets tiresome trawling through this crap and I am not visiting as often as a consequence. It may be worth asking for so...
by spamel
02 May 2011 23:50
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Osama Bin Laden Dead
Replies: 65
Views: 27216

Re: Osama Bin Laden Dead

OBL ain't dead, trust me. And why so? Because I am not Spartacus!
by spamel
21 Apr 2011 18:22
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: What pisses you off?
Replies: 55
Views: 28178

Re: What pisses you off?

Sarah wrote:I just went out with some people, and absolutely ceased to exist in anyone's world because a bunch of pretty girls turned up...

Sometimes, it's hard to believe that people actually give a shit :?
They must be mental, I think you're hot. :wink:
by spamel
13 Apr 2011 18:24
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: What pisses you off?
Replies: 55
Views: 28178

Re: What pisses you off?

Sarah wrote:Vegans
Steal a line from Frankie Boyle:

There is a vegetarian option; you can fuck off! :lol:
by spamel
12 Apr 2011 18:33
Forum: Otherland
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 1393
Views: 703791

Re: What book are you reading?

I finished Endymion, I sort of knew how things were going towards the end and that was slightly dissapointing, bjt after reading a few thousand pages you get into the authors eay pf thinking I suppose.

Reading Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn now, classics.
by spamel
10 Apr 2011 14:22
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: How many metal bands...
Replies: 22
Views: 12421

Re: How many metal bands...

I find it amusing that For whom the bells toll is a Bee Gees song as well as Metallica!
by spamel
27 Mar 2011 13:36
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 31673

Re: Goodbye Hansi Smurf

Hussah! And a pox on you for thinking I'd read your damned nonsense HS! :lol: Ignore is the bestest feature this forum has! And I know bestest isn't a real word, but it will be one day if a love heart symbol can make it into the English dictionary! :roll:
by spamel
23 Mar 2011 01:25
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Best concert experience?
Replies: 18
Views: 11989

Re: Best concert experience?

Not been to enough to form an opinion to be honest. 35 years old and I've seen Maiden twice, Queen with Paul Rogers once, The Darkness in Hamburg, a small band or two and Sonata Arctica the other night. Out of the few gigs I've been to, I'd say maiden on Dance of Death and Trivium who supported them...
by spamel
20 Mar 2011 11:16
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Trying out Sonata Arctica
Replies: 48
Views: 26027

Re: Trying out Sonata Arctica

That was a pretty good night! I met the bass player from Labyrinth, who just wandered through the club. Nobody else recognised him, but my crowning moment was telling Kakko to stop talking, really loudly! That got a few laughs, but by god he kept on rambling utter crap for ages! A strange venue to w...
by spamel
19 Mar 2011 01:50
Forum: Otherland
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 1393
Views: 703791

Re: What book are you reading?

Got through Endymion, now onto Fall of Endymion, the second part of the second book in the quantos. I will be sad to get to the end, it is an awesome story!
by spamel
19 Mar 2011 01:47
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Trying out Sonata Arctica
Replies: 48
Views: 26027

Re: Trying out Sonata Arctica

Oooooh, I'll be in Sheffield tomorrow to watch Sonata Arctica! :mrgreen: I'm gonna rock me cock off! :lol:
by spamel
15 Mar 2011 00:31
Forum: Otherland
Topic: The Last Movie You Watch.
Replies: 60
Views: 71604

Re: The Last Movie You Watch.

Taken was on last night, I really like it. Liam Neeson is just pure ninja in this film, I reckon he'd have Chuck Norris worried for a bit!
by spamel
15 Mar 2011 00:29
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Now playing
Replies: 4060
Views: 1284771

Re: Now playing

Rainbow - Stargazer

Nearly a year since RJD died. :(
by spamel
15 Mar 2011 00:26
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Blind Guardian-documentary
Replies: 38
Views: 20808

Re: Blind Guardian-documentary

Well, at least the songtitles will be in English. Nothing's confirmed about the actual language, but if it's German it's no prob either - that's what subtitles are for. And I wouldn't worry about where it appears. It'll end up on usenet soon enough. Blast invested money in it, so I would be surpris...
by spamel
09 Mar 2011 00:36
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Universal Music Group Plans to Lower CD Prices
Replies: 6
Views: 6323

Re: Universal Music Group Plans to Lower CD Prices

Sell the music online, have the facility to buy album artwork and inlay sleeves for people to create their own packaged albums if they desire. Cost should be minimal. I do like the inlay sleeves and artwork, but once I have bought an album, loaded it onto my 'puter and synched it to a generic MP3 de...
by spamel
01 Mar 2011 22:10
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 31673

Re: Goodbye Hansi Smurf

Metal Fan wrote:You all suck! Wimps!
Are you aiming to get on the foes list?

:lol:
by spamel
01 Mar 2011 00:24
Forum: Otherland
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 1393
Views: 703791

Re: What book are you reading?

The Endymion omnibus, and it is already awesome! The Shrike has already turned up and taken out a full task force of Torch ship crews, the Swiss Guard of the future (that are so heavily armed and capable that a mere handful could take a full army on and win), and a number of ground assault troops si...
by spamel
27 Feb 2011 23:46
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 31673

Re: Goodbye Hansi Smurf

I'm finally sick of the bollocks! Sorry Hansi Smurf, but the joke wore off a long time ago. I'm not leaving the forum though, just making sure I never have to read your insane ramblings ever again. I have discovered the foes list, and you're going on it. I urge you to seek some more mental health a...
by spamel
27 Feb 2011 20:27
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 31673

Goodbye Hansi Smurf

I'm finally sick of the bollocks! Sorry Hansi Smurf, but the joke wore off a long time ago. I'm not leaving the forum though, just making sure I never have to read your insane ramblings ever again. I have discovered the foes list, and you're going on it. I urge you to seek some more mental health ad...
by spamel
22 Feb 2011 00:15
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: "I'm a snob bastard and listen to non-Metal stuff"
Replies: 965
Views: 484756

Re: "I'm a snob bastard and listen to non-Metal stuff"

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:triple post... but still:
Moody Blues - Tuesday
Ahh, go for it, nobody seems to mind when Hansi Smurf :lol: goes off on one. At least your posts have a point and make sense! :lol:
by spamel
17 Feb 2011 23:41
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: circus show
Replies: 2
Views: 4385

Re: circus show

Maybe this would be more relevant in the correct forum; ie. the crazy woman known as Britney Spears forum at www.britneyisamentalist.com!
by spamel
17 Feb 2011 23:39
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Be Strong! Duke Nukem Forever is dead
Replies: 16
Views: 9713

Re: Be Strong! Duke Nukem Forever is dead

Saurius wrote:^ check original date of the first post :lol:
Oh yeah! :roll: I didn't realize it was an old thread, so when it came up on new posts I thought it was recent.
by spamel
17 Feb 2011 00:02
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: "I'm a snob bastard and listen to non-Metal stuff"
Replies: 965
Views: 484756

Re: "I'm a snob bastard and listen to non-Metal stuff"

Gandalf de Grijze wrote:The Eagles - Hotel California
Yuck! I sit firmly in the same camp as The Dude; I hate the fucking Eagles, maaaaan!
by spamel
16 Feb 2011 21:20
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Be Strong! Duke Nukem Forever is dead
Replies: 16
Views: 9713

Re: Be Strong! Duke Nukem Forever is dead

Never been a Duke fan to be honest, but this place has some info, nothing about the game being canned: http://www.dukenukemforever.com/
by spamel
16 Feb 2011 20:51
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: black metal babysitting
Replies: 5
Views: 4051

Re: black metal babysitting

Andreas wrote:Although I'm disgusted by the idea of church burnings... this vid's awesome!
Indeed. An explosion would have been much more fitting! :twisted:
by spamel
16 Feb 2011 20:07
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: News on Orchestral Project, New Live Album, and Festival
Replies: 27
Views: 12147

Re: News on Orchestral Project, New Live Album, and Festival

I'm not even gonna get excited about this news as it could still be a long way off, it has already been an age in the making! In the meantime, I look forward to inter-stellar space exploration at warp speed and the development of the ray gun and a teleportation system that will eventually be in ever...
by spamel
08 Feb 2011 02:08
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Thinning out my BG collection
Replies: 46
Views: 21204

Re: Thinning out my BG collection

I will have to get back to you all at a later time. I have job stress, in that I have lost my job and I need to find a new one before I can think of other things. :-( As Arnie said, "I'll be back". ;-) Best of luck man, I start my new job on Monday after nearly 6 months going cap in hand to the dol...
by spamel
08 Feb 2011 02:01
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 988130

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Oooh, I forgot about the ectoplasmic squids of joy! Nothing get's past the resident fruit loop, does it? Or should that be President Fruit Loop?
by spamel
07 Feb 2011 13:31
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Gary Moore passed on
Replies: 13
Views: 8439

Re: Gary Moore passed on

Sad news indeed, and what with Kubica smashing himself up it also isn't a good time for Formula 1 fans. I watched the following clip which has Gary Moore in, I remember it from years ago and think it is still funny today. Hope everybody likes it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KR7txrLvuY
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:43
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Via Nocturna: The Nocturnal Topic
Replies: 2891
Views: 813199

Re: A Night at the Opera: The Nocturnal Topic

It's pretty good, old but good! i think Matrix had come out just before and two cast members from that are in it. The ex has it now though, otherwise I'd send it to you. It'd probably be easy to pick up though nowadays and very cheap too!
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:37
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 280195

Re: Fuck Jews

I reckon Mel Gibson would love it here!
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:35
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Via Nocturna: The Nocturnal Topic
Replies: 2891
Views: 813199

Re: A Night at the Opera: The Nocturnal Topic

Well, I still have to figure it out all to decide if it's good or not. So, in this sense, it's good :P I think it's one of those movies that need a rewatch, 'cause the concept of the movie it's a bit hard to grasp and fully enjoy the first time, with all the things that are going on. Anyway, if you...
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:32
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Roy Khan replaced (live) by Fabio Lione
Replies: 90
Views: 58078

Re: Roy Khan replaced (live) by Fabio Lione

Don't diss bad pronunciation...................................






............A slice of black chammmm-burrr anyone?
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:26
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Define Someone Else V - The Spammers Strike Back
Replies: 2920
Views: 601601

Re: Define Someone Else V - The Spammers Strike Back

Confused me with that post, and I am English!
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:23
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Via Nocturna: The Nocturnal Topic
Replies: 2891
Views: 813199

Re: A Night at the Opera: The Nocturnal Topic

Orodaran wrote:Just saw Inception. I gotta figure out the whole thing now :P
Is it any good? I watched LOTR earlier with my daughter; the cartoon version from '78. Not bad, but no ending! :evil:
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:19
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 53017

Re: under the influence of, "there's one, set for stun...!"

Led Guardian wrote:
Hansi Smurf wrote:SET TO KILL! Now there's a theme that I inuit that we might one day all enjoy together, heavy metallically, huh kids?!?

8)
What do the Inuits have to do with your ramblings? :|
I reckon there's snow chance in hell of ever freezing his insane dribble!


Did you see what I did there? :wink:
by spamel
06 Feb 2011 01:06
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 988130

Re: Cross-Examining Grizje

Morally, Penguin, spamel, Le Bard, Gandalf De Grizje, Joost and Sleeping Dragon, will all be recieving from me, personally, eventually, legitimate partial lobotomies AND mandatory vasectomies! I won't be, as I'll kick your retarded ass if you even step foot into my country. spamel? Your voice is wh...
by spamel
04 Feb 2011 00:22
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 988130

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

Why don't I see anything he wrote on the first page? Is he asking the band for money? :) Damn, I missed that :evil: Yeah, he has festering bowel disease or some such boring shit and can't afford the drugs, so please can you send him money via Western Union money transfer. :roll: Since then, he has ...
by spamel
02 Feb 2011 15:47
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93567

Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

Metal Fan wrote:
spamel wrote:Bore, keep boring!
SPAM!
That's my name, don't wear it out! :lol:
by spamel
02 Feb 2011 15:42
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Sentence of the day:
Replies: 11
Views: 6848

Re: Sentence of the day:

My lovely girlfriend talking about the whereabouts of her youngest daughter in the school playground this morning:

"She's with her friend, the one with the hair!"

I looked for her bald friends, but could not see one! :lol:
by spamel
27 Jan 2011 00:17
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93567

Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

Bore, keep boring!
by spamel
27 Jan 2011 00:14
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23395

Re: Freedom

Andreas wrote:It's... still alive
And gone for another month.








Thank fuck!
by spamel
25 Jan 2011 20:53
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: The random thoughts thread
Replies: 1685
Views: 565094

Re: The random thoughts thread

Got offered a position with British Gas, exchanging Smart meters! No more unemployed status, tick and running into the off licence and drinking as much booze as possible before the Police arrive! Woo hoo! Can't wait to go back to work on Valentine's Day! :D Chuffed as fuck!
by spamel
25 Jan 2011 18:10
Forum: Otherland
Topic: I've been making chain maille!
Replies: 2
Views: 3560

Re: I've been making chain maille!

Well, thanks anyway for looking! :D The tools I was using were pliers with tape wrapped around them so that the rings didn't get marked, but it made it very difficult to make the closures correct. They should join together so that there is virtually no visual break in the ring. I'm sure my next one ...
by spamel
25 Jan 2011 15:01
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Thinning out my BG collection
Replies: 46
Views: 21204

Re: Thinning out my BG collection

BG socks? Surely you jest! :lol:
by spamel
25 Jan 2011 14:37
Forum: Otherland
Topic: I've been making chain maille!
Replies: 2
Views: 3560

I've been making chain maille!

Here is what I got up to this weekend, a bit of chain maille jewellery in copper. There are a number of errors, but I am waiting on some better kit to construct the next ones I make so hopefully the issues with the closures will be rectified on the next one. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Spam...
by spamel
18 Jan 2011 14:57
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Children of Bodom - Was it Worth it (Song Premiere)
Replies: 19
Views: 11959

Re: Children of Bodom - Was it Worth it (Song Premiere)

Dentarthurdent wrote:They're referring to the Bodominjärvi, a lake in Finland on which's shore a couple of kids were murdered some years ago.
I get that, but they have also covered a few songs from the Big Lebowski, seems a big coincidence so I think they must like the film.
by spamel
18 Jan 2011 14:21
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Children of Bodom - Was it Worth it (Song Premiere)
Replies: 19
Views: 11959

Re: Children of Bodom - Was it Worth it (Song Premiere)

Never listened to them before, funny that the first song of theirs that I listen to is an Iron Maiden song! :roll:

Are they Big Lebowski fans by any chance, and what is with all the Bodom related song titles about? I think they took it too far!
by spamel
14 Jan 2011 23:20
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 988130

Re: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!

I think Nikita is mad..... but Hansi Smurf is mad too....... So which one is madder?




There's only one way to find out.................................





















FIIIIIIIIGHT!
by spamel
13 Jan 2011 20:32
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Ultramarines!
Replies: 10
Views: 6287

Re: Ultramarines!

I watched it before wrapping it up for my brother! He will get it when he comes back from a sandy place, unfortunately he was away for Christmas. I thought it was reasonable for a first attempt, hopefully they can build on that. I hope it is successful, the cast were an inspired choice and the story...