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by Hansi Smurf
10 Feb 2011 03:24
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19092

Alliance High Command

Recently, I was browsing thru an unknown book of essays written by famed Science Fiction Writer/Editor Lester Del Rey. There in the last bit of the book, dedicated to the film Star Wars: A New Hope, Del Rey made a very astute super-position known to me! All these decades now, I have always seen the ...
by Hansi Smurf
09 Feb 2011 04:36
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

Hansi Smurf Must Defend Hansi Kursch!

(there is a bonus brand new post of the Smurf's just one or two posts up!) Hansi just brain-blipped me with an idea for a thread! He Mind-Posited that I was kicked out of BG for being my very own Master, and especially, for being a very self-ruled, and a very fighting, Naked Cunt-Cummer-Upper! Hansi...
by Hansi Smurf
09 Feb 2011 03:50
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

Back In The Smurf-Village,From The Iron Smurf LP,PowerSmurf

Geez! How I long for to be fully accepted here at the Discussion Forum, as a Moral Personality, and a Rational IQ, rather than being seen as some Bum like Hollywood's "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest's" lead-character, McMurty (Jack Nicholson)! :cry: WHO IS GANDALF D' GRIZJE? Only It's Biographer wo...
by Hansi Smurf
07 Feb 2011 23:26
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

D Minus Comprehension

"The Endocrine is Rising!" - Dr. Robert Anton Wilson R.I.P. There is no legitimate difference between "Canadian" and your own dialect Gabriel D! (D for D minus comprehension in Public School, huh "Evil D"?) Certainly "D", you are an "IQ Idiot" in possesion of a "Borderline Personality", AND, you hav...
by Hansi Smurf
06 Feb 2011 23:52
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

Hansi Smurf Deserves His Respect From The Youthful Literati!

Yeah, one post up from Tha "D" just above? Hansi Smurf's latest science facts, jacks!

And, when next Hansi Smurf next returns, he shall be found typing, at home, in bed, AT LAST!

:mrgreen:
by Hansi Smurf
06 Feb 2011 23:40
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

The Mighty Troll Speaks!

Part I Technically, the Writer is a self-professing Created Man, just such as all of whom are visibly White, Christian, and Earthling-Speaking, and whom might well all be over 6'2" in height, and, whom doth today exhibit both sensuality and sincerity: for they be safe for to accomplice in any labor,...
by Hansi Smurf
06 Feb 2011 22:42
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

Ooops! I Meant Intuition! Not, Inuit-tion!

Yeah, sorry about the typo, Led, Man! It has been corrected! As well, "SET TO KILL", just 2 posts up, has been enhanced to include a nominal chorus and, in my opinion, slightly tighter lyrics, too! Peace, Love, and Set For Stun! HARD ROCK BAKER HANSI SMURF GOD EDWARD ... or, just yer ole' National S...
by Hansi Smurf
05 Feb 2011 23:59
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

under the influence of, "there's one, set for stun...!"

"When I blast you!" "My blaster will be set to KILL!" "...and when I kill you!" "Oh, the death you'll live..!" "Oh, the pain you'll feel..!" "Set to Kill" "Set to Kill" "Die by Gunfire!" "Die by Will!" "Set to Kill!" SET TO KILL! Now there's a theme that I intuit that we might one day all enjoy toge...
by Hansi Smurf
05 Feb 2011 23:57
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

Cross-Examining Grizje

What is it about Hansi Smurf that you consider him beneath you Grizje? What is it about Hansi Smurf that makes him a Troll beneath you all here, rather than an accredited super-genius, that you all respect and admire? If you are disturbed truly, then you would apply quantification as too what in the...
by Hansi Smurf
30 Jan 2011 22:24
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 985915

111

"Number One-Eleven!" "Number One-Eleven!" That Is The Number Of The Imperial Scanning Team Whom Invade The Millenium Falcon Once It Has Been Tractor-Beamed Into The Death Star's Insides' During Star Wars Episode IV. The Number III Is Written Upon The Side Of The Scanning Equipment: A Voice Recites T...
by Hansi Smurf
30 Jan 2011 22:12
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 278574

Earthlings Vs. Jews Pt. II

We Are Lost!
We Are Lost!
We Are Lost In The Single Sound!

The Same Sound
That You Hear Right Here -

Everywhere Around... (repeat)
by Hansi Smurf
26 Jan 2011 04:40
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

Spikes = Freedom

Good Gravy! Me and Jah and Who Is As Jah leave town for a month or so, and come back ta find not one other poster lobbying here fer "Iron Maiden - SPIKES"????

Rats!

But I NEED SPIKES! (Boo hoo hoo... sniffle!)

Really. SPIKES.

Quite SPIKES, Man.

Til I have a computer -

Hard Rock Baker.
by Hansi Smurf
26 Jan 2011 04:33
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93401

Watching TV And Typing "Swear Words"

(A Loose And Disorderly Post sic Stream of Consciousness Post) Whoo-whee! I called myself "somewhat potato-headed" up this thread, due to my slightly prominent cheekbones, and, my slightly indented cranial soft-spots; and then, this Christmas's "Family Guy" Christmas Special, advertised Massachuchet...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Jan 2011 03:57
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 278574

The Jews Vs. The Earthlings

Yeah, despite the emotionally horrible walk thru the "Dead People Zone" from 424 Edm St. and all the way thru to the Millenium Library, I have once more returned for to communicate with the Net's Own Neutral! Dig this, Man! All of the hypothetically chauvinist and brain tact-violent Americans, Canad...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Jan 2011 00:03
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 74564

Comic Books

PKH, Man? That should read, "Hansi Smurf - The Grooviest One Alive!" Tho really, I'm truly sick of being "Hansi Smurf", just sick of it! I wish the old forum ability for to change our aliases whenever we wanted to, would return! "Hard Rock Baker", Man, that's what I'd be re-titled in a world of True...
by Hansi Smurf
30 Dec 2010 23:53
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

Freedom From The Discussion Forum

"It is over... finished!" That's what Villain-leader Doc Doom replies ta the Enchantress queries as ta the Villains plans, after Doom gets clobbered fer breaking inta Galactus' very own "Galaxy Base", and is hurled by Galactus' will, from a Solar System away, and crashed down ultra hard, right to th...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Dec 2010 00:19
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 74564

The Thing #'s 11-22 (1984)

The Thing, Ben Grimm, literally bullies his way thru a post-Secret Wars "Battleworld", a world constructed from stolen bits of other planets and imbued with the power to make dreams become reality. Yes, this Ben Grimm fellow, literally bullies all of the planet's civilians, presumably on behalf of t...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Dec 2010 00:10
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 278574

Standing Up For The Pleasure of Jewess Flesh

Say Andreas? Didja get 'er pregnant, or are ya still a dag-blasted Mental-Age moron?

"Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!"

:mrgreen:
by Hansi Smurf
09 Dec 2010 23:28
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

Bed-Bug Prevention Kicks Smurf Out Of House!

I thought I was Free to be Not Here, for at least a month, but alas, Manitoba Housing Authority has broken Kayfabe once more, and so I am here once again, typing! (Blast! :evil: ) I thought I would thus allow these humbling circumstances for to utilize this "Freedom" topic, for to remind the Reader,...
by Hansi Smurf
02 Dec 2010 22:44
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

Freedom

I am Free of this Discussion Forum at last! Never again shall I be a Spiritual Subject of any for any of the Readers reading here, that's for sure! Alone of all of the Readers, and after 6 long years, only Metal Fan could today be called a Legitimate Comprende; so despite her creepy "no-no's", direc...
by Hansi Smurf
29 Nov 2010 20:17
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

Quit Being Indians, Men. Sanctify Yer Entitlements!

Yer all a buncha insentitives! I AM provides Divine Providence. The Boast's provide Falsehoods and Conceits - just like all of the other sub-secular Indians! There's literally thousands of "Aboriginal-in-appearance, we're all one mystical body" brain-based psycho-projectors, idiotically lurching abo...
by Hansi Smurf
25 Nov 2010 19:50
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93401

What I Dig About Hansi Kursch's Hair-Cut

I like Hansi with the short hair! He looks much more like a John Carter of Mars, or Tarzan, or like American Serviceman, Carl Corey, aka Corwin Prince of Amber! He appears much more together, much tougher, much more masculine! Lots more action/fantasy vehicles in either Hollywood OR Germany, with th...
by Hansi Smurf
25 Nov 2010 19:44
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 74564

A Old Mag Named After The Forum's Top-Star!

"Hansi, The Girl Who Loved The Swastika" - Spire Publishing 1973 "Hansi is a young German girl who becomes enamoured with Nazi literature and soon wins a position in a Youth Training School. As she leaves, her Mother reminds her, "..don't ever forget Jesus!" However, Hansi is soon swept up in the fe...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Nov 2010 23:58
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Freedom
Replies: 38
Views: 23178

The Freedom Of The Unique For To Exist

Lilyael, I don't know you from Cain, or Abel! And I suspect that young Yoast (Joost), veritably has a crush on yer hot lil' English patootie (Justly cried out for Joost!)! But I'ma gonna "Klok-Blok" 'im, just this one time, just to eduacte you on my, until-now, well-hidden, psychedelic ability-score...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Nov 2010 23:39
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

The Air-Dwellers

I was cognating thru the Universe, and having dreams of, Undersea People, Subterraenean People; when, at last, I recognized that there had never been, an Atmospheric People - "the Air Dwellers!" Colorful, glass-like, ethereal - almost invisible; and to be found mostly floating thru the upper stratos...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Nov 2010 00:54
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93401

Orodaran the Scold! (A Penis-Free Man? Holy Shit!)

Orodaran? You MUST have been diagnosed by yer own youth's school board, as fer ta having a border-line personality! :mrgreen: You MUST be a Classical Medical Psychopath! :mrgreen: The entire content of the just-attacked post, two posts up, was inspired COMPLETELY, by being reminded of the cutting of...
by Hansi Smurf
22 Nov 2010 20:03
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?
Replies: 198
Views: 93401

The End of Hansi Kursch's Ministry Revealed!

The Voice of Benjamin Jacob Grimm, aka, the Thing: "Well, Hansi Kursch, I hate ta say I told ya so: but I told yah so! I told you to admit ta Male Dominion and Female Submission! I told yah ta admit ta all Bardic Arms being fer a suitable Female Being Provided Fer Free Fer All Males - Regardless of ...
by Hansi Smurf
21 Nov 2010 21:53
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19092

Star Wars At The Pony Corral

Quite few years back, at either Wrestlemania 20, 21, or 22; me, and the big crowd at the Pony Corral Bar & Grill, there at the Grant Park Shopping Center location; we were all of us, chowing down and getting ready for the year's big matches: eating, drinking, jawing away; when someone changed the ch...
by Hansi Smurf
20 Nov 2010 20:28
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19092

Why Any Would-Be Star Wars Marathon Shall Remain I.C.

"A New Hope", or as I still prefer to call it, "Star Wars" - it just keeps being a bit of a mean-spirited rip-off, to We, the knowledgable Space Geeks! The Space Geek deserves the "Luke Skywalker seeing the battle in space with his Macrobinoculars" opening! The Space Geek deserves the "Luke Skywalke...
by Hansi Smurf
20 Nov 2010 19:57
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

The Sanest Old Smurf

I agree, that Hansi and Co. couldn't do much better than writing an Epic based upon my staid, pedestrian and conservative Forum Ejaculations! Male Courage! Female Puissiance! All of Hansi Smurf's, now long-ago, "Hot-Talk Negative" detractors, ARE bums for re-iterating the, to me at least, "Forever-I...
by Hansi Smurf
19 Nov 2010 19:31
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 45954

Responding Towards Oblivion

As Beeb strolled thru Central Park, just a year before Beeb moved in, and contemplating the place, Beeb endured that all-important Manitoba Housing Authority waiting period; Beeb there theorized that getting laid would be as easy as pie: "just look at all the High Rise-based population density!" Unf...
by Hansi Smurf
19 Nov 2010 00:20
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

A German Myth By John Toland

Even I can't really believe in this one my fellow Boasts, my most Complimentary Scolds! During the late 1930's, Adolph Hitler attended a Munich Art Museum Opening, where by tradition, Hitler, the Presiding Officer, was expected for to tap the buildings "foundation stone", with a tiny silver hammer, ...
by Hansi Smurf
19 Nov 2010 00:05
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Fantasy has lost it's maturity.
Replies: 10
Views: 8548

To The Staff & Posters Here!

Administrators? Blind Guardian? When somebody aboard Spaceship Earth posts a single sentence - why won't you erase said posting? Bards? Bardesses? Or as me, and them as-yet unjealous little kids all prefer: Boasts & Scolds? Please refrain from writing "read this book statements", unless you are will...
by Hansi Smurf
18 Nov 2010 23:54
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 45954

More of the Same Moral/Civil Codes of Conduct

Y'know what Boasts & Scolds? I almost wanted to agree with you all, whilst I skimmed thru the thread here today! I wanted to agree that Hansi Smurf's banter is, and was, witless, and free of any solid Moral Values! Not gonna happen! I just can't really disagree with the Smurf! You and your dullard a...
by Hansi Smurf
17 Nov 2010 19:23
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 45954

Fun Facts Provided By Toland's Hitler, Webster's and Me!

Whew! I so hated banks, usuray, indenture, and paying to live in Private Housing, that the last time I read about Toland's Hitler, I was actually pro-Hitler! Technically, as a Digger Philosopher, that is still true, "Jew"! Paraphrasing Rudolph Hess' school-age essay: "What Germans need is a leader w...
by Hansi Smurf
16 Nov 2010 18:57
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 45954

The Known Ancestral Branches of Hansi Smurf

From the Baker inside the Smurf, We may metatempsychotically cite: Adam. Seth. Enosh. Kenan. Mahalalel. Jared. Enoch. Methuselah. Lamech. Noah. Ham. Cush. Nimrod. Hansi Smurf is now the 5th eldest of the various and contemporaeneously re-concieved of Adamic Caste Forms, Hansi Smurf being conceitedly...
by Hansi Smurf
15 Nov 2010 20:25
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 74564

The Joe Thing Set

I'm not sure if the Joe Thing Set'll end up having FF v.1 #'s 296 or 299 within the saga; I'm pretty sure it'll end with the Thing #23! However, having researched FF#'s 296, 299, 300, I have this bit of intriguing and little reported soap-opera, for to report! In FF 296, the 25th Anniversay Issue, t...
by Hansi Smurf
15 Nov 2010 19:57
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Hansi, the Smurf Who Loved Swastikas
Replies: 120
Views: 45954

More Secret Arms For The Very Boasts of Braggi

And all of the Scolds of Skalde, too! Yea', all of you Gentle Readers! All of my years of eating, shitting & reading on the can, have brought forth this point to all of you, and your very own well-sighted eyes! Back somewhere in the Thread, I mentioned "the Guns of Cromwell": jet steel, government b...
by Hansi Smurf
14 Nov 2010 23:23
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

More Free Art Direction From God's Own Moral Superior

Marvel Wars #6: Challenge X Chapter 1 Professor X enters into a seedy bar down upon the surface of the Shi'ar Homeworld. Here, the Imperial Majestrix's Supreme Bodyguard and Champion awaits him. This fellow, code-named: "Gladiator", is disguised in a tall hat overtop of his very recognizable high-mo...
by Hansi Smurf
13 Nov 2010 19:27
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Fantasy has lost it's maturity.
Replies: 10
Views: 8548

The Golden Age of Science Fiction

I read quite a lot of science-fiction/fantasy during the first half of 2000-2009. I notice that the old men of yesteryere were in fact, by and large, much more physically pleasurable for to read, than their almost-modern counterparts, the milk-sop left-wing idiots of the nineteen-eighties! I admit t...
by Hansi Smurf
09 Nov 2010 19:26
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Bet you 10 euros, within two years there'll be
Replies: 94
Views: 46024

Bet you 10 euros, within two years there'll be

Full Disclosure: the complete audio/visual surveillance of every body, and a captain for every ten civilians, with the captains permission necessary for any individual, or group of individuals, for to be allowed outside the home! (and GPS-activated audio/visual surveillance, everywhere!) Too, I fors...
by Hansi Smurf
08 Nov 2010 20:09
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: The legilization of marijuana
Replies: 91
Views: 44424

The Medical Effects of Marijuana

Anyone here ever smoke the kinda grass that makes their blood feel like quicksand?

I hate mallweed, and would dearly love to stop smoking "cererbal only" grass any time now, you bum drugs dealers, you!

Peace!

:mrgreen:
by Hansi Smurf
08 Nov 2010 20:06
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19092

A New Hope

Y'know, I honestly watched, Star Wars "A New Hope", consecutively, sometime during the 1990's, for over 1000 complete viewings! I only watched "Empire" and "Return" for about 300 times each during those very golden years! Back in them days, I could literally recite the entire dialogue of "A New Hope...
by Hansi Smurf
08 Nov 2010 18:59
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

Will BLIND GUARDIAN Ever Admit For To Being "Smurfluenced?"

Marvel Wars 5: Who Is: "the Force?" Chapter 1 Cody Sunnechilde makes his own famous first attack upon the now Police and Military-free Galactic Empire, contemporaeneously being Regented by one Mas Amida. Sunne-Childe and his Men invade the Galactic Senate on Coruscant, slaying there the Imperial Gua...
by Hansi Smurf
07 Nov 2010 22:00
Forum: Otherland
Topic: If you were a dark overlord of a nightmarish netherworld...
Replies: 39
Views: 24702

Personal Safety Equipment Revisions

All of you Boasts and Scolds just might want to re-read my own, just now revised, "Personal Arms Suggestions", a mere 4 posts up. Pretty good stuff - all together, the assembled equipment makes you practically invulnerable, AND, it's ALL unlicensed, AND, it's all able to be purchased by all ages, an...
by Hansi Smurf
06 Nov 2010 20:18
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: The Founding Fathers Read The Koran
Replies: 14
Views: 18353

Wars

Gee-whiz, I really wish that all Wars were undeclared, and fully perpetrated, by door-to-door knife-slayers, with both Cromwell's God, and Binet-Simon IQ Awareness, on their side! I figure that the two "people" surfing next to me are both incapable of ORDER, without being instructed, and re-instruct...
by Hansi Smurf
06 Nov 2010 19:50
Forum: Otherland
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 1393
Views: 699396

Adolph Hitler, By John Toland

Whoo-whee muthaf*ckas! I can't believe what I'm reading this time around! WWI, wasn't a Rationally Caused Conflict! No one was wrong for to counter-attack Germany, at all! The lone-gun "Serbian" killer of the Austro-Hungarian Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand, was caught, tried and, presumably, executed! Wh...
by Hansi Smurf
05 Nov 2010 19:27
Forum: Imaginations from the Other Side
Topic: Iron Maiden new album: The Final Frontier
Replies: 187
Views: 62076

Karate Master!

Say? Didja alluvtharestuvya notice, that the Dick, Big Bruce Dickinson himself, right on the back cover of the very sleeve of his very latest Compact Disc release, Iron Maiden's, "the Final Frontier": didja ya'll notcie that he, "Big Dick" himself, sent out to the WHOLE WORLD, a massive, "Axis of th...
by Hansi Smurf
04 Nov 2010 20:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

4 Posts Up: Amber! And Now, Hitler's Poems (Again!)

Hansi Kursch, Andre, Marcus, Fred? 4 posts up is Zelazny's 70's era masterpiece, "the Chronicles of Amber". Very "manly", very "courageous", "Dig?" ! (untitled) I often go on bitter nights to Wotan's oak in the quiet glade, with dark powers to weave a union! The runic letters: the moon makes with it...
by Hansi Smurf
04 Nov 2010 00:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 52776

BLIND GUARDIAN BASED BOOK SMARTS

If Hansi and Co. haven't read the original Roger Zelazny written, "the Nine Princes of Amber" and it's accompanying saga starring one, Corwin, Prince of Amber, well if they did read it, I'm certain that they would enjoy the vibe. Spoiler alert! I can't really tell you anything about the Saga, except...