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by Hansi Smurf
12 May 2011 19:28
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

This Post Has Self-Destructed

Elementary Law Forbids both Armed Police, and Name Calling, of every variety! Considering my own very fanatical zeal for to be a well-thought of 1980-era Elementary Lawyer, this post has been destroyed! Yet, how fortunate that I live inside the reality of an Urban Indian/Refugee Ghetto! Armed Police...
by Hansi Smurf
12 May 2011 19:20
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

The Invisible Four

I wuz thinking ta myself that "the Invisible Woman" was a bland name for a super-chick! I thought: ""Mrs. Invisible!" What a great idea!" Then, it hit me! The Fantastic Four are named after Mr. Fantastic! What if, the 85 year-old billionaire from Fantastic Four #1, had been Susan Storm, instead of R...
by Hansi Smurf
11 May 2011 21:59
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 285298

Remembering the Jews of My Childhood

Yeah, the mid-1970's! A wonderful time, despite all the diahrrea, whooping cough, ear and throat aches! I remember back in them days how the Jews described themselves as a society back then! Monogamous, Patriarchal, Reformed Dietarily, But Still Levitical In Sex Law! Now, heed the Jewish society of ...
by Hansi Smurf
10 May 2011 21:59
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Osama Bin Laden Dead
Replies: 65
Views: 28022

Osama Bin Laden Dead

Unmuscular, Short, Ugly People: Socio-Paths; now they whine together about Due Process and Law, and yet all the while openly competing against me for money and sex: dull, insipid hypocrites, really! (Are they really as described in the opening statement, or are they just Evil? Same thing really! And...
by Hansi Smurf
10 May 2011 21:49
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Real Life Comic Book Collecting

From 2002-2007, I was a real heavy reader! "Wimbledon Green: the Greatest Comic Book Collector In The World" was a fantastic & very humorous brag, as to the massive amount of wealth and power, possessed by comic maggists such as Doug Supila (Comic World, Winnipeg) and Joey Krolik (Comics America, Wi...
by Hansi Smurf
10 May 2011 20:59
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Marvel Versus:

Marvel's Greatest Comics (23-96) Marvel Super Action (1-47) Marvel Triple Action (1-37 + Giant-Size 1,2) Marvel Super Heroes (32-105) Marvel Tales (careful selections) Classic X-Men/X-Men Classic (1-110) Tales To Astonish v.2 (1-14) Amazing Adventures (1980) (1-14) Fantasy Masterpieces v.2 (1-18) Sg...
by Hansi Smurf
01 May 2011 23:42
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 285298

National Socialism Vs. The Jewess

"It's talk like this that makes me glad I'm still a Ghost:", sayeth the Ghost of Hansi Smurf: Goring: "Is that correct Jewess? Jew? The Jew & the Jewess: Insidious Pests Whom Have No Sworn Name, Nor Any Account of Any Fixed Address, Nor Any Affiliation With the National Economy of Any Nation Today U...
by Hansi Smurf
29 Apr 2011 19:12
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19656

Next Time There's A Star Wars Episode's IV - VI Marathon:

:shock: Imagine instead of Episodes I, II, and III, that there is a Movie called, "Clone Wars III"! Both Darth's Sidious & Vader, are an Putsch-Injection from the Outer-Verse, the Living Home-Base of a Man Called the Exhibiter, a Being to whom the Whole Universe is but a mere table-top display, inde...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Apr 2011 21:18
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 32337

Hello, spamel!

Spammer, man? Is it true what CBC Radio is saying? Is it true that my most beloved Isle of Britain, is growing less and less White? Is it true that White Culture in Britain is disappearing from right off of the very face of the Earth??? Say it ain't do Spammer! Say it ain't so! REAL White People wal...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Apr 2011 20:53
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Remember that 1980 "Return of the King" cartoon?
Replies: 6
Views: 6143

American Network Animated Evening Specials R.I.P.

Gee whiz! Animated Evening Specials and Saturday Morning Cartoons sure ruled the Earth back in their NBC/ABC/CBS heyday! There's one Evening Special that I cannot remember the name of (a great book called "Kid Vid", I believe, would remember it for me, but it has gone missing from the Library! :cry:...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Apr 2011 20:27
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Making the same mistakes as others!

:oops: At the mag-store that I frequent, Galaxy Comics on Henderson Highway, I've technically let on to 'em that the Comic Book Buyers Guide Encyclopedia, here at the Public Library, is really a load o' errors', in some many various ways! No CBBG, Defenders #139, IS NOT the beginning of "Defenders" ...
by Hansi Smurf
20 Apr 2011 20:58
Forum: Otherland
Topic: What book are you reading?
Replies: 1393
Views: 721482

Furthering The Career Of Jack Vance

8) I haven't looked Jack Vance up in quite a while. Born in 1916! I sure hope he's still alive: I love him! It was quite a blow for me for to discover that 1922's Robert Anton Wilson (Illuminatus Trilogy) was dead! If Vance does leave us, the Intelligence Quotient, globally, will certainly fall yet ...
by Hansi Smurf
20 Apr 2011 20:23
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 995204

Blind Guardian Must Re-Educate The Fans!

:shock: Fans, I am sick and tired of your blatant immorality! Everyday, all over the world, intelligent people intuit, "sidewalks are two-lane, single-file traffic: AND, you can still walk in groups too, while still easily moving in and out of single-file!" The people in Central Park Canada cannot i...
by Hansi Smurf
19 Apr 2011 21:43
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Off-Ship and Out of Time

I believe that the BLIND GUARDIAN deserve many names, and many aliases! I believe, that Somewhere Back In Time, that the following names, were, veritably, for to be found labled upon, our very present day, Bardic Chieftans! Hansi Kursch = Boast McScold Andre Olbrich = John Harlot Marcus Siepen = Wit...
by Hansi Smurf
17 Apr 2011 23:44
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: God is imaginary
Replies: 157
Views: 54850

Re: God is imaginary

:shock: Just what will you faggots do, once I place me and my home under surveillance, and there prove that I can experience both invisible emotional attacks AND legitimate prescience, all day, every day? Not to much imaginary about mass-graves for all of you faggotted and very dishonest political b...
by Hansi Smurf
17 Apr 2011 22:56
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Collecting Back Issue Marvel Comic Books

:shock: Y'know, Mag Fans, I've been looking over the CBG Encyclopedia, here in the Public Domain, and I intuit that the following REPRINT Marvel Mag-Forms, are pretty plentiful, cost-effective, and tres-chique too: 60's ERA COMICS, REPRINTED IN THE 70's/80's ! Amazing Adventures 1-14 (Original Lee/K...
by Hansi Smurf
13 Apr 2011 01:51
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 995204

Defending The Fans

:shock: Have you ever punched your own fist into your own hand, and done so as hard as you could, for as long as you could, before the pain really started: stopped when the pain started, and then, once more, punching your open-hand, once the feelings had been fully re-normalized? I believe that if y...
by Hansi Smurf
09 Apr 2011 21:01
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Presenting: The Mighty Thor, by Marvel Comics !!!

The Voice of the Ghost Of Hansi Smurf Recently, "the Mighty Thor", Annual #11, published in the very early 80's, by Marvel Comics, came into my sphere of knowledge: and by Jesus, was it ever filled with a great deal of Revelation! First, we were able for to re-discover, that the word "wyrd" is by no...
by Hansi Smurf
31 Mar 2011 23:00
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Celebrating Metal Fan's Annointing!

:mrgreen: And just as I am found for to be promoted all the way upwards to "God-Head", by at least one angry youth, so too, has Hansi Smurf also found himself, forced for to walk the plank of the Space-Ship BLIND GUARDIAN: and by a very large mob, of very angry sub-Japanese & very evil sub- Widows! ...
by Hansi Smurf
28 Mar 2011 21:34
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Getting Rid Of Andreas

Yet another Common Scold, yet again NOT presenting itself as a Spiritual Intellectual Duplicate of Myself, and yet said creature will still brain-biofeedback kung-fu montheism in the face of any attack! What gives, said creature? Man, am I ever glad that it is I Who Am! One Andreas, Minus, Said Andr...
by Hansi Smurf
28 Mar 2011 21:13
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

But I Don't Even Listen To BLIND GUARDIAN Today?!?

:oops: (the Smurf Came Back, We Thought He Had Integrity, But The Smurf Came Back, He Just Couldn't Stay Away... ) It's true Men! :shock: I just won't support the listening to of anything today, minus the "IRON MAIDEN - SPIKES" compilation that I am currently protagonizing over, at Big Bruce Dickins...
by Hansi Smurf
27 Mar 2011 21:47
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Enemies For Life

:cry:

Goodbye, cruel Bards n' Esses: your cognitive abilities, and your motorskill functionings, were both not quality enuff, for to keep on typing with!

See all you in SLACK!

:|
by Hansi Smurf
27 Mar 2011 21:28
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 32337

My Enemies Are Many, Thank KRSNA!!!

:shock: Say, Rider of Rohan, Palantyre? Why not share with an presumably VERY interested public, your very own linguistic political tact: supposedly for to found inside your own very supposedly, private brains and hearts? Let me omnipoentate: you yourselves, both, shall be found for to be both, zool...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Mar 2011 21:59
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 32337

Metal Fan & End Of An Era

So, it would seem that my most loyal and true comprende's now globally, besides the Site Administration themselves, would be Metal Fan & End Of An Era! If telepathy, and/or Cosmic Awareness (same thing), End Of An Era agrees that the 3 of us together, are "lower-middle class", and for to found in po...
by Hansi Smurf
26 Mar 2011 21:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 54566

Furthering The Just-Above Post

As soon as I got home from the Library Computer Station, after Thursday's post just above, I wrote the following fragment, in the Voice of Hansi Kursch: Call on the phone Call of police Seems that the Joker Be flipping his wig Jump in the car Step on the gas Driving the road Way... too... fast... Ra...
by Hansi Smurf
25 Mar 2011 02:58
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?
Replies: 121
Views: 54566

Andre & Hansi - The Return Of The Dynamic Duo!

:? I have concieved of Hansi Kursch's voice playing Robin, AND Andre Olbrich's guitar, totally, playing Batman! The Caped Crusaders Crime-Fighter Racing In The Batmobile The Joker As you can all see for yourselves, the very MASSIVE amount of good quality themes for to be found inside the good ole' "...
by Hansi Smurf
25 Mar 2011 02:17
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Are There Any Zoological Theologans In the House?
Replies: 13
Views: 7217

Blood Type A-

:| A, A-, AB, AB- B, B-, O, O- Dammit! Is spamel a 6'1" 240lb male, or is he an 6'8" plus, acromegaly?!? I suspect that I shall never know! I suspect, that Hansi Kursch, today, is Type O! I suspect that any male smaller than Hansi, need not be a midget for to be Type O- ! I suspect that Type O- will...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Mar 2011 02:31
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

The Son Of The Human Torch II

:wink: Boob (my mate) hast been converted into Marvel Comics Group Character, Cinderella Stark, the girl whom genetically inherited the ability for to photographically know everything that her parents Tony Stark and Bethany Cabe ever knew, and without ever having for to either grow or learn: and is ...
by Hansi Smurf
24 Mar 2011 02:00
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 32337

Counter-Attack + 1

:mrgreen: (Really, BG, Global Media, Japs, et al; offering up all of the various recent condolences, instead of sincerely offering up, "Thanksgiving", on behalf of Divine Providence, is the last, and most fatal mistake, that you Dharma, will ever need make, again!) :roll: :mrgreen: Soon, Bards & Ess...
by Hansi Smurf
16 Mar 2011 20:29
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Trailer Park Bards?
Replies: 25
Views: 24849

Pepperoni & Beans Revisited

:idea: We must add 3 table spoons of sugar to our 1 can of beans, and, we must cook our beans thru only only once, or they are yucky: so only cook as much of the beans as is necessary fer the amount o' pepperoni dogs that yer eating! 4 out of MAX on the stove top fer our pepperoni dogs did it! The s...
by Hansi Smurf
16 Mar 2011 20:00
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Goodbye Hansi Smurf
Replies: 51
Views: 32337

spamel: an dumb animal attacker?

:shock: What else could I say in kind, spamel? You didn't mention a lick o' my content critically at all! Surely, you did not recieve an "A" in Basic Reading Comprehension, nor Palantyre, neither, huh? Just some more dumb animal predators, and all of 'em intimidated by my own VERY Conservative Moral...
by Hansi Smurf
12 Mar 2011 21:50
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19656

The Ultimate Marathon!

:shock: I think that any Marathon of Movie Watching is incomplete without a Girl-Friend for to snuggle with together for whilst you would Relax! :wink: Why, I haven't had a REAL GOOD time watching a movie on the couch since July 4, 1998! :| BLIND GUARDIAN has just gotta protect us fans! :twisted: BL...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Mar 2011 23:53
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19656

Furthering The Just-Above Post!

:shock: All I'm getting inside the Military Police's Own Spiritual Communion, thanks to the above post, are the brain-blipping, emotionally-distressing, uncleanlinesses, of, Legitimate Harlots, Witches & Scolds! Make Babies! Support "Baby Makers Now"! Kill All Unrequitted, Non-Sexualized Love! Or Di...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Mar 2011 23:22
Forum: Site and Forum
Topic: Welcome to the other side!
Replies: 121
Views: 97759

Re: Welcome to the other side!

:shock: The above emoticon should be re-named, "Hulkster"! It kinda reminds me of Hulk Hogan when he finally finishes "hulking-up", and then he makes the above emoticon's face, kinda/sorta, points at his wrestling opponent, while locking eyes, and mouths out the word, "You!" It also looks like "shoc...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Mar 2011 23:16
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Star Wars Marathon!
Replies: 28
Views: 19656

Mating Season And Self Rule

:shock: Speaking of porn-a-thon's: attn. Jenna Jameson? Y'know, I have no idea if I'll ever see poor ole' Boo Boo Smurf and mate with her, ever again?!? So since I am only truly in love with those whom I am in Congress with, I thought I'd put it out their, that if you, Jenna Jameson, ever wished for...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Mar 2011 23:05
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

A Passenger For Life Cries Out To Both The Captain & The Cre

:cry: Captain Hansi Kursch? You and your Crew have just gotta do something! You have all of that vast power, and all of that unlimited technology! You've just gotta clear the whole, entire, Spaceship Earth, of all of it's harmful/hurtful, brains and back-bones! You've just gotta bring about a Univer...
by Hansi Smurf
09 Mar 2011 22:54
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Re-investigating The Falsehood That Is Mackasfour

:shock: Mackasfour? Testify! I wanna read yer Testimony so I can consider placing Hansi Smurf inside a straight-jacket, too! I've been reading the whole way along, but you must be smarter than me? I can't do anything but read and agree!!! Both me, and all of the entire Earth, are all very eagerly aw...
by Hansi Smurf
08 Mar 2011 22:09
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

No Hate Mail At Last!

:shock: "Now let me tell you something, brother!" "All of BLIND GUARDIAN ASSEMBLED must have indeed gotten the message of the Axis of the Open-Hand, and all of 'em are no longer under attack from Yah, nor his space-based acromegalian wrestling club, brother!" ""Can" the white racism while legitimate...
by Hansi Smurf
08 Mar 2011 22:05
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Devil Post!

:evil:

This post was not placed by Hansi Smurf's hand!
It was placed here by the Man Called The Devil!

:twisted:
by Hansi Smurf
07 Mar 2011 23:25
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Someone Blocking Hansi Smurf From Messaging, Metal Fan?

:shock: Impossible! My nephew, whom you all call, "Superman", has attached all "Hansi Smurf" postings to his very own incredible Kryptonian Mainframe, inside his Universe-famous, and also incredible, Fortress of Solitude! Now ALL!!! (even Barack Obama) must read, and corporeally confirm, ALL, of Han...
by Hansi Smurf
07 Mar 2011 22:50
Forum: Otherland
Topic: Comic Books
Replies: 73
Views: 76381

Martian Science Manitoba Speaks!

:shock: The Voice of Karate Master and His Own Dread Axis of the Open-Hand: "Not just Martial Arts, but ALL ARTS, (the sensai tap's an inattentive student with cane) and especially, ALL ARTS, when found for to be in the possesion of, "definite critical peak", shall henceforth be called: "MAG FORM!" ...
by Hansi Smurf
03 Mar 2011 19:44
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Hansi! Andre! Marcus! Frederick!

:shock: "Once, they wuz just BLIND GUARDIAN! Now, they have been re-codenamed: Lord Protector! Four, brand-new, and struggling very hard, Bad Guys, just right, fer US, the Preservation Society, for ta put behind bars, fer good!" - the Struggler (The actual purpose of tha' post? I'm sorry Metal Fan! ...
by Hansi Smurf
02 Mar 2011 04:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Super-Hero Code Name: the Struggler

Quiet & Rest, Repentance & Healing. That about sums up the Writer of Hansi Smurf's usual whereabouts! Anything further that the Writer might add would merely break the "Go About Your Business/Move Along" Laws! So right now, the Writer is gonna leave yah, but not before he changes his identity, for t...
by Hansi Smurf
02 Mar 2011 04:29
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

Bonus Spam

Sorry About The Misunderstanding, Machine!
by Hansi Smurf
26 Feb 2011 21:21
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

The T3hOverlord Reply

Yeah Led Guardian - and that ain't all! Ya'd hafta call the big "On Guard, Canada!" tour itenarary "IC" or, "incomplete"! I completely forgot about Peterborough Ontario, and that's a nice "sub-metro, but-still-a-city" place! Who knows how many decent centres could be added??? Or, six of one, half a ...
by Hansi Smurf
14 Feb 2011 22:29
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 995204

The Scientific Findings After 7 Years of Research:

"Your thoughts are not my thoughts, neither are your ways, my ways.
I do not believe in any of you, nor do I believe in your gods."
by Hansi Smurf
11 Feb 2011 03:30
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 995204

A Legitimate Farewell???

:cry: I can't believe it! I came here for to aid in Lord Protecting the Global Mass once more, and have found myself with, literally, NOTHING, for to boast about! I'm really quite upset! What has happened to my precious IQ??? Have I gone senile??? Hmm..? Well, I guess I'll leave now, and not come ba...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Feb 2011 04:38
Forum: Guardian of the Blind
Topic: Passengers For Life
Replies: 275
Views: 96900

And The Third Eye Says: "Alpha Penguin Loves Metal Fan"

But of course, Alpha Penguin is merely a pushy Medical Psychopath, Metal Fan! Stay away from Alpha Penguin, Ladies: he don't even feel his own skin, and his smiles are and tact are all direct copies learned from watching others, not indigeneous to Medical Emotional Personality, such as our own Robot...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Feb 2011 04:23
Forum: The Slaughterhouse
Topic: Fuck Jews
Replies: 968
Views: 285298

Rally Jews!

Dragon? Arwen? You Are Both Creepily, And Weirdly, Opposed To The Pleasure Of Your Very Own Flesh! Please, Both Of You! Visit Your Family Physician Immediately, And Recieve From The Medical Establishment, Both Of You, Tube Tyings and Vasectomies Respectively! Too, Partial Lobotomies Might Help Out T...
by Hansi Smurf
10 Feb 2011 04:07
Forum: Coffee Shop
Topic: Blind Guardian must defend his fans!
Replies: 503
Views: 995204

A Final Illumination Upon My Use Of The Word Rape!

Inside the Bible, somewhere inside the Israelite Law Sections, one will find an especial rule, whereby Rape is defined as ANY sexual intercourse, occuring in Israel, outside of the Marriage Roles. If the woman resists and screams for help, she will be spared death, BUT, adultery in this passage IS d...