Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

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#151 Post by Edain » 13 Jul 2009 21:15

Remember John Petrucci years ago ?

Now he's got some really gorgeous style.

An Idea for Hansi? :mrgreen:
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#152 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 13 Jul 2009 21:27

Arwen Arianna wrote:please don't give him any stupid ideas :shock: Hansi and a goatee... irgh...
I mean.. this looks good, but that's also about the borderline, IMO:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d83/A ... 8452-1.jpg
well, shave away those sideburns and he has a goatee
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#153 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 14 Jul 2009 11:32

this is GUARDIAAAAAAAN
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#154 Post by Arwen Arianna » 14 Jul 2009 13:08

Knightrider of Doom wrote:
Arwen Arianna wrote:please don't give him any stupid ideas :shock: Hansi and a goatee... irgh...
I mean.. this looks good, but that's also about the borderline, IMO:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d83/A ... 8452-1.jpg
I couldn't resist ><
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This is going to cause nightmares :shock: :|
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#155 Post by Metal Fan » 14 Jul 2009 20:40

What the heck? :shock:
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#156 Post by Hansi Smurf » 24 Jul 2009 02:19

Perfect english? bah! If you are writing somewhere aboard Spaceship Earth today, and the themes you are addressing have nothing to do with post-industrial success ("have nothing to do with post-industrial success" - Hansi Kursch) and the end of work, school and punishment, then certainly you are not speaking english, but the sub-drivel of submen! Cody Sunnechilde wrote here for a long time, and still I have to pay attention to you ugly, smallish, robot vermin! (that includes you, acromegalies!)

And none of you can write to accomplice me, only to snipe!
When I say "screw you!" all you can biologicaly accomplish is to reply "screw you!" and become violent in turn.

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#157 Post by Led Guardian » 24 Jul 2009 18:07

Hansi Smurf wrote:When I say "screw you!" all you can biologicaly accomplish is to reply "screw you!" and become violent in turn.
I could say "Please do." :P
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#158 Post by Chiri » 10 Aug 2009 13:27

Arwen Arianna wrote:
Knightrider of Doom wrote:
Arwen Arianna wrote:please don't give him any stupid ideas :shock: Hansi and a goatee... irgh...
I mean.. this looks good, but that's also about the borderline, IMO:
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d83/A ... 8452-1.jpg
I couldn't resist ><
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This is going to cause nightmares :shock: :|
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#159 Post by Yeled-Etz » 22 Aug 2009 15:18

Hansi is better off the long hair, and looks actually more powerful with short hair
f**k long hair, are you 17 or something?

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#160 Post by Led Guardian » 22 Aug 2009 19:37

Yeled-Etz wrote:Hansi is better off the long hair, and looks actually more powerful with short hair
f**k long hair, are you 17 or something?
The idea that long hair is only for young people is ridiculously narrow-minded, and shows just how much you've let society shape your opinions and perceptions.
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#161 Post by Blastbeat » 22 Aug 2009 22:14

yeah, I have no problem with people who like Metal but don't look like metallers... but I'm tired of ppl saying metallers with long hair are overrated. Of course many die-hard metallers say "if you don't look metal you're gay", but every music genre has its die-hard fans... but normal-looking people complaining about metal-looking people? what is happening? <.<
oh well, if noone would complain there would be no wars, and then there would be no war-songs, and THAT would be gay :mrgreen:

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#162 Post by Orodaran » 22 Aug 2009 23:49

I don't need to look metal in my looks because I am metal in my heart 8)
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#163 Post by Andreas » 24 Aug 2009 09:10

Led Guardian wrote:
Yeled-Etz wrote:Hansi is better off the long hair, and looks actually more powerful with short hair
f**k long hair, are you 17 or something?
The idea that long hair is only for young people is ridiculously narrow-minded, and shows just how much you've let society shape your opinions and perceptions.
You're right, long hair isn't (only) for young people, it's for girls :lol:

But noone ever gave me a good explanation why some metalheads have long hair. I tried it once (when I was 17 :P ), it did'nt work, it became more or less an afro :P

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#164 Post by Mackasfour » 24 Aug 2009 10:51

I want longer hair, to come to my shoulders at the least, but it is extremely short and at times curly :roll: :P :lol:
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#165 Post by blind-man » 24 Aug 2009 15:28

Orodaran wrote:I don't need to look metal in my looks because I am metal in my heart 8)
You, sir, have just made a statement worthy of my signature :D
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#166 Post by Orodaran » 24 Aug 2009 19:30

Yay 8)
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#167 Post by Chiri » 24 Aug 2009 23:07

Led Guardian wrote:
Yeled-Etz wrote:Hansi is better off the long hair, and looks actually more powerful with short hair
f**k long hair, are you 17 or something?
The idea that long hair is only for young people is ridiculously narrow-minded, and shows just how much you've let society shape your opinions and perceptions.
well, i'm not talking about the "metal look", i'm just saying that the long hair was better way than the short hair for hansi... if he was pop singer i would say the same. nothing more

and btw, no, i'm not 17
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#168 Post by Arwen Arianna » 25 Aug 2009 18:19

Why are we still arguing? I mean.. it's not like he actually had a choice :roll:
sure, it's a shame.. but... hey, life goes on.
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#169 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 25 Aug 2009 22:35

the thought that long hair = metal is ridiculous.i mean ,it's not like his attitude comes from his hair,nor does his voice right? correct me if i'm wrong :lol:
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#170 Post by Blastbeat » 25 Aug 2009 22:48

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:long hair = metal
actually I think about Metal everytime I see long hair, except it's a woman, some gay guy, or a gothic :P :lol:

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#171 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 25 Aug 2009 22:58

BTW it's ot that i got anything against long haired people,i just think it isn't very smart to think someone has lost something important just because he cut his hair.
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#172 Post by Led Guardian » 25 Aug 2009 23:12

Blastbeat wrote:
Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:long hair = metal
actually I think about Metal everytime I see long hair, except it's a woman, some gay guy, or a gothic :P :lol:
Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a gay guy with long hair.

But:
Long hair =/= metal or vice versa.

However:
Long hair = just plain awesome 8)

It has also been proven scientifically that long hair > short hair. :D
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#173 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 25 Aug 2009 23:32

long hair is good for the head.as for the rest of the body,it just creeps me out.
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#174 Post by Blastbeat » 25 Aug 2009 23:46

Hansi had long hair, he has already proven that he IS metal XDD now I don't care what he does with his hair, he doesn't lose anything

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#175 Post by Led Guardian » 26 Aug 2009 02:32

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:long hair is good for the head.as for the rest of the body,it just creeps me out.
Like this?

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:lol: :lol:



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#176 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 26 Aug 2009 05:00

peeeeewwwwwww!it even looks like it's been combed lol
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#177 Post by Mackasfour » 26 Aug 2009 13:26

Led Guardian wrote:
Blastbeat wrote:
Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:long hair = metal
actually I think about Metal everytime I see long hair, except it's a woman, some gay guy, or a gothic :P :lol:
Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a gay guy with long hair.

But:
Long hair =/= metal or vice versa.

However:
Long hair = just plain awesome 8)

It has also been proven scientifically that long hair > short hair. :D
You are insulting me :P
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#178 Post by majesty » 26 Aug 2009 16:12

I don´t get why you´re discussing about long or short hair. It´s a matter of opinion, if you think long hair is great then it´s okay but it doesn´t tell anything about how the person is inside, and Hansi is still Hansi. It´s not like he´s changed himself, even his voice is the same. And I think, there´s no need to show with your hair what kind of music you like, it´s the same thing with clothes. The important thing is what you have in your heart (which is not on your head :wink: )
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#179 Post by Hansi Smurf » 19 Aug 2010 22:32

Hansi, Dickinson, Halford? Their long-haired bandmates may as well fire 'em publically, and at the same time too, as the shot heard round the world on behalf of the Flowerchildren, the only legitimate Gods, aboard a humanist and monotheist/atheist bean-counting Spaceship Earth.

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So get ah aye-ayeing and ah hear-ah-hearing, you fucking long-haired hippie commie faggots!!!!
THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kill, keep killing. :wink:
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#180 Post by Precurser » 20 Aug 2010 00:22

Honestly, he looks fine with either. Why have a 4 page long discussion over it?
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#181 Post by Arwen Arianna » 20 Aug 2010 14:49

Precurser wrote:Honestly, he looks fine with either. Why have a 4 page long discussion over it?
especially since he didn't have much of a choice... ;)
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#182 Post by spamel » 20 Aug 2010 14:55

I cannot believe he has cut his hair off, it has completely ruined their music for me and I now renounce Blind Guardians' greatness.

Oh yeah, it's just A FUCKING HAIRCUT!

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#183 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 20 Aug 2010 15:23

Hansi cut his hair?
OMFG WHY??????????
now i'll definately have to cut my hair to be awesome again
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#184 Post by hoggroth02 » 20 Aug 2010 19:24

GuineaPig wrote:I'm more concerned about the setlist than his hair...
thank you people in here are beginning to sound like they are in the "Poison fan page" or "Bon Jovi fan page"
I am much more concerned with the music, studio and live, than I am worried over who cut their hair in BG. :evil: :twisted:
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#185 Post by Hansi Smurf » 22 Nov 2010 20:03

The Voice of Benjamin Jacob Grimm, aka, the Thing:

"Well, Hansi Kursch, I hate ta say I told ya so: but I told yah so!

I told you to admit ta Male Dominion and Female Submission! I told yah ta admit ta all Bardic Arms being fer a suitable Female Being Provided Fer Free Fer All Males - Regardless of Economy!

I told ya ta admit ta being above the Mental Age of Moron, and so for yah ta admit ta smoking weed an' dropping acid in principle, so fer ta admit ta taking steroid/gonadatropin cocktails in principle, so fer ta admit ta practicing weight-lifting an' martial arts in principle, and fer ta admit ta the principles of the dis-establishment of every dag-blasted law-enforcement agency, religious cult, male fellowship and porno neighborhood too! I told ya ta end the enslavement of the young ta the money an th' stature an th' guns ah th' old - and now yer all dead meat!

Look at my own blasted view-count! Every durned thread that I useta write here, prior to my own big self-erasement, recieved well over 10 000 views each, an' practically overnight! An' they wuz all from yer very own once-loyal fanbase, not mine!

Now all of my threads, all the same content as they ever was, recieve almost zero cognitive attendance: and all of yer blasted new "fans", ARE all Evil Incarnate!

As a mind-reader, ie, as a Martian with his very own dag-blasted Brain an' Backbone, it's very easy fer me fer ta scan yer new, fucked-up, idiot attendees, and fer me ta recognize that they is all of 'um, very nearly, sub-cognitive in their language art; that they's, all of 'um, extremely socio-pathic, and thus, hence, extremely undesirable company, for anyone, regardless of age or experience!!!"

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#186 Post by Orodaran » 22 Nov 2010 20:34

Stop spamming, use your own threads to do that.
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#187 Post by Hansi Smurf » 24 Nov 2010 00:54

Orodaran? You MUST have been diagnosed by yer own youth's school board, as fer ta having a border-line personality! :mrgreen:

You MUST be a Classical Medical Psychopath! :mrgreen:

The entire content of the just-attacked post, two posts up, was inspired COMPLETELY, by being reminded of the cutting of Hansi's, once very long-hair! :|

Surely you could Boast a bit, insteada Scolding, huh? (Then again, all I ever do here is Scold! Ooops! Sorry! I'll leave that to the Bardesses - from now on! :oops: )

And as for me and my very own Disability Pension, and what that means about my own personality? Well, let it be known thruout the land, that Canada is supporting me and my own very self-ruled decision, for to refuse for to "play and cooperate" and for to, "not get along well with others!" :shock:

AND: to any available, and fully-sexuallized by their own robot-nature Womb? I am, of course, still legally entitled to, a classically dependant wife! (Let's get together and both practice karate ta-gether, huh?!?) :wink:

It's pretty funny to me, that Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper's spirit communes that Mr. Harper can't speak for the Sex Lives of the Canadian Mass! He is, after all, talking about a Mass of Bodies, all well over the Age of 18-21, yet whom are all, still being talked down to, scolded, yelled at, bought and sold, hired and fired, et. al - so I hope he stands corrected soon, Man! (and I hope by this description of Jobbing In Canada, that you can all see WHY I have elected for to become purposefully disabled, huh Kids?) :shock:

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#188 Post by Led Guardian » 24 Nov 2010 07:36

Orodaran wrote:Stop spamming, use your own threads to do that.
You have the power to move his posts you know. :wink:
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#189 Post by Naurbereth » 24 Nov 2010 16:56

I think its better that way then bald spots all over.. ;O
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#190 Post by Kaozturk » 25 Nov 2010 00:21

Well, better that he cut his hair than that he cut his tounge...
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#191 Post by T3hOverlord » 25 Nov 2010 00:31

hoggroth02 wrote:
GuineaPig wrote:I'm more concerned about the setlist than his hair...
thank you people in here are beginning to sound like they are in the "Poison fan page" or "Bon Jovi fan page"
I am much more concerned with the music, studio and live, than I am worried over who cut their hair in BG. :evil: :twisted:
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#192 Post by Hansi Smurf » 25 Nov 2010 19:50

I like Hansi with the short hair! He looks much more like a John Carter of Mars, or Tarzan, or like American Serviceman, Carl Corey, aka Corwin Prince of Amber!

He appears much more together, much tougher, much more masculine! Lots more action/fantasy vehicles in either Hollywood OR Germany, with the short-hair, I'd wager!

I'd copy him, but I'm bald on top, and thus still cool and groovy with the length in hot-summer, AND, without the length, I figure that I look somewhat more potatoe-headed!

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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#193 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 30 Dec 2010 20:08

Hansi > God.
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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#194 Post by Mackasfour » 03 Jan 2011 15:54

The Rider Of Rohan wrote:Hansi > God.
I thought it was Hansi = God but either works for me :P
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#195 Post by Hansi Smurf » 26 Jan 2011 04:33

(A Loose And Disorderly Post sic Stream of Consciousness Post)

Whoo-whee! I called myself "somewhat potato-headed" up this thread, due to my slightly prominent cheekbones, and, my slightly indented cranial soft-spots; and then, this Christmas's "Family Guy" Christmas Special, advertised Massachuchettes as the "Home of Potato-Headed Women"!

Thanks fer the publicity BG Discussion Forum!

Now, as for either Hansi Smurf, or Hansi Kursch, being Greater Than God???

Until I at long last have Boob back in my loyal and fundamentalist arms, I'll hafta fall on my knees in abject humilty, and subjegation, and cry out earnestly - "No one is Greater than God, Creator of the Universe, you mean old Man! :cry: " Yeah, and I'll swear it too, 'til God becomes a raving and lunatic dry-cunt rapist, and well-known Smurf-attacker!

PS! Quit thinking the word "rape" in the communion and brain-projecting yer "biological weapon" headaches and confusion, you stupid little dumb fucking ignorant and whipped little Christian dullards! (And would someone please place Shittsburg Penguin inta a Faraday Cage? Please?) Hey! I happen to like the example set by both Tarzan, and the Incredible Hulk! Loyal and True Mates, the both of 'um!

PPS! Didja know that the word "kursch" is the name of an actual wood-land creature from outta the Germany Region's Black Forest? Huh! "Hansi", now a very well known sexy girl OR boys name, and "Kursch", a marmet or weasel-like creature, possessing, most probably, the typical colloquially famous overactive sex-drive, such as is attached to the American rabbit, or the ever more popular "heat-crazed vole*"! Hansi? He's not Brahma, but he's at least as close to the Divine as KRSNA: a Universally Attractive Male! (no fags here, Boob!)

*see Gary Bushell and Ross Halfin's most sexy, drugsy and rock n' rolly "Running Free: the Official Story of Iron Maiden", written and published in swear-words having "cockney slang", and filled with very much lies, hype and jibe! Probably long outta print, but in my estimation, still the most entertaining book ever written about the Maiden! (hey, there's at least TWO pairs a naked boobs in the thing, and everything! ...and just wait til yah read the one about Bullet Belts and Bottles of Cognac, mates! I literally got kicked outta the Iron Maiden Forum for remembering that one! :cry: )

As for Hard Rock Baker, replacing Hansi Smurf? Nah! Hansi Smurf'll hafta do!

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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#196 Post by spamel » 27 Jan 2011 00:17

Bore, keep boring!
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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#197 Post by Metal Fan » 31 Jan 2011 23:35

spamel wrote:Bore, keep boring!
SPAM!
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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#198 Post by spamel » 02 Feb 2011 15:47

Metal Fan wrote:
spamel wrote:Bore, keep boring!
SPAM!
That's my name, don't wear it out! :lol:
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Re: Hansi did it again!! Why Hansi? Why!?

#199 Post by Gehen » 08 Mar 2011 17:36

I might be odd, but...I like the look :oops:
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