Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#101 Post by Avelar » 19 Nov 2010 12:13

:lol: epicness guaranteed
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#102 Post by Alpha Penguin » 20 Nov 2010 01:48

I hate that Smurf dude >:(
How can we take it away from someone who has no right--no right to control the divine!!

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#103 Post by Precurser » 20 Nov 2010 03:10

They should do an epic song about an insane old smurf on their forums that endlessly raves insane tales of twisted things.
You just looked at my signature.

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#104 Post by Hansi Smurf » 20 Nov 2010 19:57

I agree, that Hansi and Co. couldn't do much better than writing an Epic based upon my staid, pedestrian and conservative Forum Ejaculations!

Male Courage! Female Puissiance!

All of Hansi Smurf's, now long-ago, "Hot-Talk Negative" detractors, ARE bums for re-iterating the, to me at least, "Forever-Illegal-Eugenics" speeches, that we all had illegally delivered to us back in Junior High School; and truthfully, long, long before any of us were ever over the age of 18 or 21, Mentally/Experientially!

I myself kept being brain-controlled by those just aforementioned anti-Values, until I was well into my mid-thirties!

Male Courage and the Right to Express one's Inner Feelings and Voices, and the Right To Kill All of Your Male or Female sub-cognitive, sociopathic attackers! That's what Hansi and Co. wouldn't agree to do together on the latest Compact Disc - and that's why I'm still earnest and sincere Enemy of All of BLIND GUARDIAN assembled, and all of Winnipeg, Manitoba - to this very day!

Today, the spirit of one of the Nameless called "Hot Talk", "Swear Words", and the "brain bio-feedback headache" that he created between us both by doing so, AND the fact that scolding is anti-monotheism, just as much as the Nameless's, sarcastic "male-montheism-only" scolds, are and always shall be, "this-means-war" ejaculations, and from now on!

Let all, US, Bards n Esses, ALL become the proudest, "Kill, Keep Killing" Killers on this here very World Wide Web!

Hansi Kursches' very own spirit wanted to sub-cognitively and sociopathically attack and kill me again today, for being an armed and sexualized serial killer, as did most of the Idiots, Imbeciles, and Morons, of every peer/age group! But fortunately, my Values translate easily, into every one of you! Why should you be unarmed and defenseless, and why shouldn't your mating be a mandatory function, provided to you by your very own Masculine Courage and Feminine Puissiance, for to Mate, Den and Defend, and thus gapping all of the boys and girls, and being, veritably, a Man!?! (Once more it will be pedantically defined for thou art own's accomplice: a boy and a girl together are a man! Bachelors and Bachelorettes will always be, regardless of stature, race, or age and experience, Morons or less than Morons!)

Until mating becomes a mandatory part of National Socialism, I must remain as I am: a Body SUPERIOR, to every churched-idiot, and every patriotic secular civilian too! There is NOTHING CIVIL ABOUT EUGENICS, and the sexualized Women of the Global Radio and Medical Establishment have all Testified to a physical addiction for to being "cummed-up-the-cunt"! So we must all have courage, as we all do, and never be talked down to by any Judge, Officer, Peer, or Adviser, nor any drone, brain-controlled drone killer, no, not ever, again!

("Boys? If you feel sexy and you ejaculate verbal Hot Talk publically, don't be discouraged by female outrage - consider it, PERSONALITY!" - Mae West: ancient Hollywood and Vaudeville Entertainress)

Look! Hansi Smurf and His Accomplices, BLIND GUARDIAN! They very successfully Lord Protected the Mass, once more! This outrage outta be in Pictures!


Now! Today I will also, besides ranting on Our Mutual Mating Urges Behalf, too and also, present to you all, an Ancient Untitled American Poem, by one, Edgar Rice Burroughs, mine own spiritual son, Junior Everton Baker; and ask of the Following, for to eagerly compare the content of it, with the lyrical content of the BLIND GUARDIAN classic, "Battlefield":

"I, with two more to help me,
will hold the foe in play.
In yon strait path a thousand
May well be stopped by three.
Now who will stand on either hand,
And keep the bridge with me?"

:|
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#105 Post by Palantyre » 20 Nov 2010 21:00

Precurser wrote:They should do an epic song about an insane old smurf on their forums that endlessly raves insane tales of twisted things.
And the end of the song would be a cheery and upbeat verse of how they finally banned his useless ass.
And The Lord said unto John: 'Come forth and receive eternal life'.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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The Air-Dwellers

#106 Post by Hansi Smurf » 24 Nov 2010 23:39

I was cognating thru the Universe, and having dreams of, Undersea People, Subterraenean People; when, at last, I recognized that there had never been, an Atmospheric People - "the Air Dwellers!"

Colorful, glass-like, ethereal - almost invisible; and to be found mostly floating thru the upper stratosphere! The Air-Dwellers, are a peaceful, advanced people, with beautiful civility - not a warrior to be found!

How we, the observant Land-People, with all of our air-craft surveillance, and all of our illuminated hot-air balloons, how we all long for to be as They: so peaceful, so beautiful - a dream of light up in the skies!

Now, thruout all of known Musical Space, only BLIND GUARDIAN, could be recognized as to ever having the emotional ability, for to maximally translate to we, the Listener, just how deep the richness of the emotional lives, of our new, ghostly, friends! The depths of the textures of their very own unique architectures and their rich, slothly, and very sensual pleasures!

"The Air-Dwellers", oh all of ye Most Faithful Boasts & Scolds! Veritably, a Divine Manifestation of our very own Creationist Genius, and, surely, a brand-new, and completely Original Idea - now owned and operated soley, by Our Bards Most High, BLIND GUARDIAN!

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under the influence of, "there's one, set for stun...!"

#107 Post by Hansi Smurf » 05 Feb 2011 23:59

"When I blast you!"
"My blaster will be set to KILL!"

"...and when I kill you!"
"Oh, the death you'll live..!"
"Oh, the pain you'll feel..!"

"Set to Kill"
"Set to Kill"

"Die by Gunfire!"
"Die by Will!"

"Set to Kill!"

SET TO KILL! Now there's a theme that I intuit that we might one day all enjoy together, heavy metallically, huh kids?!?

8)
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Re: under the influence of, "there's one, set for stun...!"

#108 Post by Led Guardian » 06 Feb 2011 01:14

Hansi Smurf wrote:SET TO KILL! Now there's a theme that I inuit that we might one day all enjoy together, heavy metallically, huh kids?!?

8)
What do the Inuits have to do with your ramblings? :|
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Re: under the influence of, "there's one, set for stun...!"

#109 Post by spamel » 06 Feb 2011 01:19

Led Guardian wrote:
Hansi Smurf wrote:SET TO KILL! Now there's a theme that I inuit that we might one day all enjoy together, heavy metallically, huh kids?!?

8)
What do the Inuits have to do with your ramblings? :|
I reckon there's snow chance in hell of ever freezing his insane dribble!


Did you see what I did there? :wink:
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Ooops! I Meant Intuition! Not, Inuit-tion!

#110 Post by Hansi Smurf » 06 Feb 2011 22:42

Yeah, sorry about the typo, Led, Man! It has been corrected!

As well, "SET TO KILL", just 2 posts up, has been enhanced to include a nominal chorus and, in my opinion, slightly tighter lyrics, too!

Peace, Love, and Set For Stun!

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#111 Post by Dentarthurdent » 06 Feb 2011 23:16

Some Shakesperean stuff would be rather awesome...
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#112 Post by Gasha » 07 Feb 2011 00:41

Something based on the Baldur's Gate games would be awesome, since they seem to be sadly forgotten today, yet I recall André mentioning Shadows of Amn as one of his favourite games

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#113 Post by prongs » 17 Feb 2011 03:58

They should definitely do something about the "Tales of the Rigante" series, the "Fionavar Tapestry" and also some Shakesperean themes would be awesome
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#114 Post by Led Guardian » 17 Feb 2011 06:47

Now that I'm into the 8th book of the series, I can definitely say that he should do lyrics based on the Malazan Book of the Fallen. There's so much BG song material in there that it's obscene. He'd only scratch the surface with a full concept album.
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#115 Post by Dragon Guardian » 17 Feb 2011 18:43

Led Guardian wrote:Now that I'm into the 8th book of the series, I can definitely say that he should do lyrics based on the Malazan Book of the Fallen. There's so much BG song material in there that it's obscene. He'd only scratch the surface with a full concept album.
Yeah, I'm also on Toll the Hounds and there is tremendous potential for concept material although I think you'd need a 3h album to just cover the main points of a novel at the very least. However in an interview with Metal Sound Magazine the interviewer asked Hansi if he read the Malazan series and he said he wasn't familiar with it so it might take a while if it ever comes to fruition.

On another note,I'd love to hear more songs about Star Wars not necessarily only from BG and am surprised at the serious absence of songs. It needs to get the lord of the rings treatment.

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Andre & Hansi - The Return Of The Dynamic Duo!

#116 Post by Hansi Smurf » 25 Mar 2011 02:58

:?

I have concieved of Hansi Kursch's voice playing Robin, AND Andre Olbrich's guitar, totally, playing Batman!

The Caped Crusaders
Crime-Fighter
Racing In The Batmobile
The Joker

As you can all see for yourselves, the very MASSIVE amount of good quality themes for to be found inside the good ole' "Batman & Robin" Mythos, direct from good ole' DC Comics U.S.A., would indeed, be quite a natural extension, from the usual fantasy themes, of, the BLIND GUARDIAN!

"BLIND GUARDIAN - CAPED CRUSADERS" All of us Bards n' Esses, fighting crime together with the BLIND GUARDIAN, and all along, having Andre's devastating guitar-playing, leading us all forth, like somekinda, oh my, GUARDIAN ?!?

Time for ya'll for to get back into the box-aerobics, BLIND GUARDIAN! You, Ze Maestros, are now all four, headed together, towards an inevitable career, of over 70 years of RELENTLESS FIST-FIGHTING! And I just know, that all the four of you, will become the very much more the prouder, AND, the very much more the happier, because of it! (AND, if Hansi wants and/or needs, Batman & Robin research from me? He'll get it!)

Peace, Love & Happiness To All! ALL!

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Furthering The Just-Above Post

#117 Post by Hansi Smurf » 26 Mar 2011 21:29

As soon as I got home from the Library Computer Station, after Thursday's post just above, I wrote the following fragment, in the Voice of Hansi Kursch:

Call on the phone
Call of police
Seems that the Joker
Be flipping his wig

Jump in the car
Step on the gas
Driving the road
Way... too... fast...

Race to the scene of the crime
Placing our lives on the line!
Punch another punk in the head
Punk's in a hospital bed!

The War that we wage is on crime
Protecting what's your's and what's mine!
By whatever means of defense
Even electrical chairs!

"Far Out Man!"

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#118 Post by wade-newb » 27 Mar 2011 16:52

Led Guardian wrote:Now that I'm into the 8th book of the series, I can definitely say that he should do lyrics based on the Malazan Book of the Fallen. There's so much BG song material in there that it's obscene. He'd only scratch the surface with a full concept album.
I was literally about to say this as well. The atmosphere in these books, especially Gardens of the Moon, makes me feel that if BG were to use this series as a basis for a whole concept album, it would immediately rival NiME.

Yes, I went there.
I can't think of anything clever to put here.

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#119 Post by Hansi Smurf » 14 May 2011 21:44

"My Heart Is Omnipotence"
"My Mind Is Omniscience"
"My Body - Is Imperishable"

"Die! You! Bastards!"


Been their? Done that? When?!?

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#120 Post by Hansi Smurf » 17 May 2011 20:13

Another vote for BLIND GUARDIAN, "the Air-Dwellers"!

Runescape Gold, reputedly!

A perfect knockout!

Far Out, Bard(ess)!

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Musical Themes Instead Of Lyrical Themes

#121 Post by Hansi Smurf » 24 May 2011 19:28

I'd love it if BLIND GUARDIAN, would produce an Trad 40 Minute Album full of their "Prog-Metal", but with not a single note of angst, sadness, fear, nor anger: and instead pump out nothing but "Groovy", "Far Out", "Squishy", "Psychedelic" Non-Statacco-Riff Soundage, Man! Very experimental, I figure!

And God Bless BLIND GUARDIAN! Despite Hansi's "Spiritul Sex-Negativity", at least he's not on Crack, nor Senile, nor a Criminal, and thus, he's not giving me any Biofeedback Headaches, nor Body Pains, Man!

And y'know, I figure I must be being a little hard on poor little Alpha Penguin too! He only gave me a little tiny "I'm a criminal" headache the first time I ever saw his face, and only for a brief instant too! Salt Lake City Rocks & Rules, Man!

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I Wonder If BLIND GUARDIAN Could Ever Be Inspired By:

#122 Post by Hansi Smurf » 17 Jun 2011 01:46

Da Lench Mob "Guerillas In Tha Mist"? Who wouldn't want ta hear a Pro-German, Pro-Family, Pro-AK-47 Assault Rifle, Pro-Modern Christian Right Wing Fundamentalist & White Power-based Rap Metal LP outta the Lads sometime in the near Future, huh?

"Buck Tha Devil", "You & Your Heroes", "Freedom Got An A.K.", "Lord Have Mercy", "Capital Punishment In America", "Lost In Tha System", "Ain't Got No Class", "Ankle Blues" & "All On My Nut Sac": yeah, I'd still listen ta all them tracks, if the LP wasn't so outta print, Man! (From Priority Records: And I think an ex-Winnipeger runs that show, too) Them above tracks, was, most of 'em, that is, all available for ya'll ta listen to at YouTube, last time I checked! Lottsa swear words, lottsa pro-sports violence; and hey! J-Dee and T-Bone are both still doing Life In Prison for 1st Degree Murder: now how's that for publicity huh! (Crimes of Passion, yer Pretend Authorityship! They shoulda both done 5 years max viz trad establishment Legal Precedent!)

Ice Cube, whom stars on the album in question? He won't even mention Da Lench Mob inside his own published history anymore, at all!

To bad! It's pretty Pop ta me, Man!

(Huh? What happened ta my own copy of "Guerillas In Tha Mist", ya ask? Well, I gave it ta my old tag-team wrestling partner, Devastating, and his little brother, Irritating! Good thing too! I hadda sell all my old records off ta pay fer Weed on Welfare! Miss 'em? Naw! Fuck Money Grabbing Entertainment, Man: I am a North American Nazi! I DESERVE EVERYTHING FOR FREE! I did the same giveaway with the famous "banned" LP, Bodycount's "Cop-Killer" too! I should probably get them Donald Boys ta burn 'em up for us Bards, or something! Huh? me? A Weed Seller on Welfare? Naw! I'd hate ta be the fag what sold someone FAKE WEED after all! At least when I just buy it for myself, at least it's just me risking their cash! I been sold whole 1/4 ounces a bunk, 3 times in a row from the same goddamned musician-dealer, and another time, quite a while back (I only buy the occasional dime-bag these days) another time, another 1/4, half of the weed wuz weed, and the other half musta been lookalike Industrial Hemp! Fuck!)

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