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West Virginia Mule · #1 Post by **West Virginia Mule** » 15 Mar 2008 10:25

I'm old.

You know how old people have that old smell on them? Like, you know, they stink of impending death, how they smell like a corpse for years before they actually become one? At what age do you start to get that old smell, I wonder...

End Of An Era · #2 Post by **End Of An Era** » 15 Mar 2008 10:37

at the age you start to forget to take a shower regularly

t.a.j. · #3 Post by **t.a.j.** » 15 Mar 2008 10:43

And here I was happy to see you post again.
I'm turning thirty this year, so you're not the only fat, old, bald guy with literature semi-ambitions stuck in some mire of "oh, well".

corrupted old gnom · #4 Post by **corrupted old gnom** » 15 Mar 2008 11:23

i'm at least just corrupted and old...yet not fat and bold
turning thirty isn't that bad; maybe it even gives you the drive to get out of this "oh, well" mood

i'm not helping WCM finding an answer, though---

last.fm · #5 Post by **Joost** » 15 Mar 2008 12:52

Hm... 30 is also getting dangerously close for me. I'm turning 28 in a week... even though I still don't feel I really finished 'growing up' yet.

Gandalf de Grijze · #6 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 15 Mar 2008 13:03

you are all a bunch of granpa's!
turning a fine young age of 24 in a month...

#7 Post by **Orodaran** » 15 Mar 2008 13:12

Joost wrote:Hm... 30 is also getting dangerously close for me. I'm turning 28 in a week...

and you complain? I already did that last November!

Gandalf de Grijze · #8 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 15 Mar 2008 13:13

grandpa!

Guilherme · #9 Post by **Guilherme** » 15 Mar 2008 15:18

Congratulations, a lot of people can't even get to that age.

Sarah · #10 Post by **Sarah** » 15 Mar 2008 15:50

Live fast / die young / rock'n'roll will burn your soul, huh ?

Turning 23 in about 3 weeks. Damn i hate that

Skyclad · #11 Post by **Skyclad** » 15 Mar 2008 17:53

Happy corpse-day, Jackson. I'm only going to be 37 the end of this month, so I'll alwasy have that "Well, at least I'm not as old as Jackson" line to convince myself I'm young still.

The older I get, the more importance the lyrics of Helloween's "March Of Time" have.

zhakke · #12 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 17:55

Turning 18 in 3 months, I feel so young here

Gandalf de Grijze · #13 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 15 Mar 2008 18:07

BABY!

zhakke · #14 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 18:10

Donovan · #15 Post by **Donovan** » 15 Mar 2008 18:48

Ha ha. I am at the peak of my youth at 22. Not so young like this 18 year old fetus, nor as ancient as you others already well on your way to spending your last days on the death bed.

zhakke · #16 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 19:15

I'll remember that in 2012!

ThePKH · #17 Post by **ThePKH** » 15 Mar 2008 20:15

26 in 13 days. My hair is falling at increased speed, my bladder just stopped working and where before there was smooth skin there now runs grand-canyon like formations. I hate it. I want the last 10 years back.

zhakke · #18 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 20:46

You are too old to rule the city of Jyväskylä, it's time for you to pass the torch to me!

(Related)

Donovan · #19 Post by **Donovan** » 15 Mar 2008 21:08

Ah yes, you were at your peak and now you are going downhill. After 25, you'll only fall further and further from your peak physical condition.

zhakke · #20 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 21:11

I thought it was after 30

Donovan · #21 Post by **Donovan** » 15 Mar 2008 21:15

It's lower in america because we understand that we all have to die just a little quicker to help solve over population. What's YOUR country doing?

zhakke · #22 Post by **zhakke** » 15 Mar 2008 21:16

Having too much space in the woods

Catanduva · #23 Post by **Catanduva** » 15 Mar 2008 23:19

Corpse day.

Dreamflight · #24 Post by **Dreamflight** » 16 Mar 2008 01:10

23 made last month.

Damn that's the part of the year that time hits you like a punch, remembering you that he never stops.

Skyclad · #25 Post by **Skyclad** » 16 Mar 2008 01:27

On the other hand, when I want to feel young, I just remind myself that Ronnie James Dio is 64 or 65 now, and was damn near my age when he recorded "Holy Diver".

zhakke · #26 Post by **zhakke** » 16 Mar 2008 01:42

Actually he was older than you when he recorded Holy Diver

Lutra · #27 Post by **Lutra** » 16 Mar 2008 03:53

I'm old too! I'll be 32 this month. You either get older or die, no other way around it. I've had too many near death experiences to complain about getting old. Besides, there's nothing like metal to keep a person young and pissed off!

Old Wolf · #28 Post by **Old Wolf** » 16 Mar 2008 04:30

Mule wrote: I'm old.

Yes, you are.

You know how old people have that old smell on them? Like, you know, they stink of impending death, how they smell like a corpse for years before they actually become one?

So, do you smell like moth balls?

At what age do you start to get that old smell, I wonder...

I'll let you know.

Dunkelveil · #29 Post by **Dunkelveil** » 16 Mar 2008 05:16

I'll be 23 in 1.5 month.

And I feel younger than when I was 19.

It's all about how you feel inside, if only you silly Europeans knew!

West Virginia Mule · #30 Post by **West Virginia Mule** » 16 Mar 2008 10:57

:t.a:j: wrote:And here I was happy to see you post again.

Well, I have to be careful about that. I'm on the lam. There are people out there...watching me.

Skyclad wrote:I'll alwasy have that "Well, at least I'm not as old as Jackson" line to convince myself I'm young still.

I hate you young people. Hooligans. Whippersnappers. Get off my lawn.

It's not so much the number 39 or anything psychological as it is the fact that my body seems to be malfunctioning and breaking all the time now. I think the warranty's up on this thing. Damn, but the future do look grim.

Old Wolf wrote:Yes, you are.

Strange you should show up just now since I was gonna mention you in this topic. Heh. Like once you turned 40 you had to leave and never come back to this forum. Kind of a Logan's Run thing.

Old Wolf wrote:So, do you smell like moth balls?

Jeesh. I'm not your mother-in-law.

Old Wolf wrote:I'll let you know.

Probably around the time they give you a cake that says "Isn't it nifty that dad's 50" on it.

Dunkelveil · #31 Post by **Dunkelveil** » 16 Mar 2008 13:14

It's not so much the number 39 or anything psychological as it is the fact that my body seems to be malfunctioning and breaking all the time now. I think the warranty's up on this thing. Damn, but the future do look grim.

You could look at it like you're finally near the awareness age!

ThePKH · #32 Post by **ThePKH** » 16 Mar 2008 13:25

Minor69er wrote:Ah yes, you were at your peak and now you are going downhill. After 25, you'll only fall further and further from your peak physical condition.

Fortunetly I've always been in such a poor shape that I never really peaked. There's only one possible direction: upwards!

ThePKH · #33 Post by **ThePKH** » 16 Mar 2008 13:29

zhakke wrote:You are too old to rule the city of Jyväskylä, it's time for you to pass the torch to me! (Related)

I'll excuse you for that remark because you're still so young and inexperienced. In most tribes it's the old that rule, because they know more. You young people will just do all the physical work and reproduce. I'm not interested in those things anymore.

End Of An Era · #34 Post by **End Of An Era** » 16 Mar 2008 14:59

turning 24 in half a year, i don't care, i'm rocking harder than ever now i'm a little bit more mature.

Skyclad · #35 Post by **Skyclad** » 16 Mar 2008 15:28

Weighted Companion Mule wrote:
:t.a:j: wrote:And here I was happy to see you post again.
Well, I have to be careful about that. I'm on the lam. There are people out there...watching me.

Skyclad wrote:I'll alwasy have that "Well, at least I'm not as old as Jackson" line to convince myself I'm young still.
I hate you young people. Hooligans. Whippersnappers. Get off my lawn.

It's not so much the number 39 or anything psychological as it is the fact that my body seems to be malfunctioning and breaking all the time now. I think the warranty's up on this thing. Damn, but the future do look grim.

Old Wolf wrote:Yes, you are.
Strange you should show up just now since I was gonna mention you in this topic. Heh. Like once you turned 40 you had to leave and never come back to this forum. Kind of a Logan's Run thing.

Old Wolf wrote:So, do you smell like moth balls?
Jeesh. I'm not your mother-in-law.

Old Wolf wrote:I'll let you know.
Probably around the time they give you a cake that says "Isn't it nifty that dad's 50" on it.

Well, as long as you can still game, you're okay, right? I mean, you're married, so it's not as if you need to be a stud-man to attract chicks. I'm sure your wife will still be seen in public with you no matter how old and decrepit you get.

So, as long as you can still game, everything is right with the world. And take this into consideration... before my grandpa died, he had a girlfriend that games all the time. She's 68 now, and still games every day. And mostly on the GBA abd DS too! I don't even think I could play that long on the DS.

End Of An Era · #36 Post by **End Of An Era** » 16 Mar 2008 16:37

goddamn >< i lost the game

t.a.j. · #37 Post by **t.a.j.** » 16 Mar 2008 19:06

The answer is simple, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake, that's really all there is to it.

Dunkelveil · #38 Post by **Dunkelveil** » 16 Mar 2008 21:00

:t.a:j: wrote:The answer is simple, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake, that's really all there is to it.

Worst figure of speech, ever.

nailz · #39 Post by **nailz** » 18 Mar 2008 02:14

I turned 28 today. Bleh.

Guilherme · #40 Post by **Guilherme** » 18 Mar 2008 02:49

Happy Birthday : )

Luna.Dome · #41 Post by **Luna.Dome** » 18 Mar 2008 12:26

Happy b-days, guys

I'm gonna have my last Wacken, this year....

And i'm gonna turn 30 20 days before... Bah...

corrupted old gnom · #42 Post by **corrupted old gnom** » 18 Mar 2008 17:57

happy bday!

Fenris · #43 Post by **Fenris** » 27 Mar 2008 11:44

Minor69er wrote:It's lower in america because we understand that we all have to die just a little quicker to help solve over population. What's YOUR country doing?

You were referring to Finland; suicides??

ThePKH · #44 Post by **ThePKH** » 27 Mar 2008 12:38

What's Finland's favourite alcoholic drink?
-Suicider.

Fenris · #45 Post by **Fenris** » 27 Mar 2008 12:51

Haha. Morosamt

Fenris · #46 Post by **Fenris** » 27 Mar 2008 19:41

Speaking of Finns: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,, ... 57,00.html

Who the fuck is Mike Tyson?

ThePKH · #47 Post by **ThePKH** » 27 Mar 2008 20:12

That was funny news.

#48 Post by **Led Guardian** » 09 Apr 2008 04:20

Ha, 18 in 7 months! I'll be laughing at all of you as they cart you off to the morgue!

Oh, and I lose.

Skyclad · #49 Post by **Skyclad** » 09 Apr 2008 04:41

Led Guardian wrote:Ha, 18 in 7 months! I'll be laughing at all of you as they cart you off to the morgue!

Oh, and I lose.

Whoa, whoa there...

It's entirely possible Jackson could liove to be 90, and outlive you! My neighbor lived to be 103, and outlived all her 4 of his kids that were 25-30 years younger than him.

#50 Post by **Led Guardian** » 09 Apr 2008 04:45

Hey, we're not talking about me here. This is about all you old fogeys.

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