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I think I love Satan.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 05:05
by Skyclad
He's like, the ultimate rebel. I look up to him in times of great strife and loneliness. He walks the walk, talks the talk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. I used to think Odin was the one to follow, but I'm not of Norse blood, and if Quorthon can jump back and forth between Satan and Odin worship, so can I.

Anyone have any ideas what I can do to get into the good (read: EVIL) graces of my new dark lord?


Now Playing: Venom "Welcome To Hell".

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 06:43
by Led Guardian
Kiss babies.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 09:53
by t.a.j.
This is all I have to say about that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnQpKN5keVY

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 09:58
by Kankra
You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 14:03
by ThePKH
Or you could just worship me. A real person. Person who exists, talks the stupid, occassionally takes shit from some people and instills pity in people.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 14:19
by Skyclad
Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 15:12
by Kankra
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.
Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.

Posted: 05 Apr 2009 15:33
by Skyclad
Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.
Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 12:02
by Kankra
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.
Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.

Posted: 06 Apr 2009 19:35
by Skyclad
Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.
Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.
You'd make a good U.S. politician, always spinning things, Martin. Maybe you can take Henry Kissinger's spot when he kicks the bucket?

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 22:53
by Kankra
You said Pyle has more gumption presumably because he could kill himself. I said that's nothing to be proud of. Usually gumption, or balls, is a positively used term. How am I twisting your words? Maybe you just don't agree with what consequence your words lead to?

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 23:25
by Lord Borbak
Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.
Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.
I think it is. If not, then at least it makes interesting stuff to watch on tv.

Posted: 07 Apr 2009 23:45
by t.a.j.
How is this even a discussion?

Posted: 09 Apr 2009 19:13
by End Of An Era
OT: i masturbated while thinking of satan. i failed. next time i'll think of the virgin mary.

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 01:38
by Cerbere
odin>satan

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 03:21
by Skyclad
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 03:44
by Lord Borbak
No.

Thrash and Death Metal would like to have a word with you.

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 09:34
by End Of An Era
Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 09:39
by t.a.j.
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
Bridge of Death?

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 11:33
by End Of An Era
t.a.j. wrote:
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
Bridge of Death?
No presents for christmas?

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 12:06
by t.a.j.
But Bridge of Death is very inspired by Satan!

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 15:15
by Skyclad
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 23:43
by Lord Borbak
Skyclad wrote:
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.
Actually, watching more than 10 mins of a Nascar race could very well be considered hell.

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 23:47
by Ratatosk
!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!

Posted: 10 Apr 2009 23:58
by Little Dragon
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him ;) :lol:

Posted: 11 Apr 2009 00:24
by t.a.j.
Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him ;) :lol:
'cause he's a jew!

Posted: 11 Apr 2009 05:26
by Led Guardian
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him ;) :lol:
'cause he's a jew!
Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.

Posted: 11 Apr 2009 07:21
by Sleeping Dragon
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him ;) :lol:
'cause he's a jew!
Fuck Yeah! Fuck Jews! \8)/

Posted: 11 Apr 2009 22:28
by ThePKH
Led Guardian wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote: and fuck him ;) :lol:
'cause he's a jew!
Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.
Teh historic facts that you can read from the history book bible state that he died but came back to life. Still, a 2000 year old guy must be an interesting case (not to mention having sex with him). Imagine the smell!! I've met many old people and they have that certain old-people's odour to them. And these are less than 100 years old!!! Imagine a smell 20 times that!

Posted: 12 Apr 2009 00:32
by Ratatosk
Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!

Posted: 12 Apr 2009 01:13
by Led Guardian
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
And joint bank accounts!

Posted: 12 Apr 2009 01:42
by the blue magian
sound like fucking marige :P:P

Posted: 12 Apr 2009 02:35
by ThePKH
Led Guardian wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
And joint bank accounts!
Join a cult then. Share your bank account with Jesus!

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 01:07
by Led Guardian
ThePKH wrote:
Led Guardian wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
And joint bank accounts!
Join a cult then. Share your bank account with Jesus!
Well, if he shares my bank account, he'll need to get a better paying job than Prophet and Son of God. I don't want to have to pay the bills on my income alone.

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 01:37
by the blue magian
not to metion that he is behind on his taxes too for lets say 2000 years??? :P:P

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 07:53
by Cerbere
Led Guardian wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote: and fuck him ;) :lol:
'cause he's a jew!
Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.
not really it would probably just be a dirty skeleton

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 19:03
by End Of An Era
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
love is indeed more than sex, but i'd like to keep my personal business separate from work-related issues ;)

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 20:12
by Ratatosk
Satan loves ladies-football

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 20:35
by End Of An Era

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 21:21
by Balaak
Believing in Satan means that in a sense you are a christian since you believe in the same deities, you are not a true heathen, but rather a retard. Those of us of Norse blood can feel awesome about worshiping Odin and do totally brutal and barbaric things feeling that it is good, not evil. Just think, would you rather spend your afterlife as a devil-worshipping cunt in Niflheim or as a fallen warrior in the hall of the slain?



P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about every barbaric culture ever. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn cool :wink: :lol:

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 21:24
by Balaak
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
You are supposed to be a mythological squirrel who carries insults from the great eagle to the dragon, Nidhogg... YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE IN JESUS WHILE SERVING THE TERRIBLE ONE!!! :x

Posted: 13 Apr 2009 22:02
by Ratatosk
Nidhogg confessed for me that he is actually Jesus... he just grew a beard, flew from his nice roots and did all that biblical stuff!

I tell you, crucifying a dragon must have been awfully hard... dunno why they hang a man on the cross nowadays

Posted: 14 Apr 2009 00:20
by Led Guardian

Posted: 14 Apr 2009 09:34
by End Of An Era

Posted: 14 Apr 2009 16:28
by Balaak
Ratatosk wrote:Nidhogg confessed for me that he is actually Jesus... he just grew a beard, flew from his nice roots and did all that biblical stuff!

I tell you, crucifying a dragon must have been awfully hard... dunno why they hang a man on the cross nowadays
Maybe it is more politically correct? or maybe they are racist like Toliken :lol:

Posted: 14 Apr 2009 22:23
by t.a.j.
Balaak wrote: P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn ignorant :wink: :lol:
Fixed that for you.

Posted: 15 Apr 2009 01:08
by Cerbere
t.a.j. wrote:
Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
Fixed that for you.
I personally would have never posted something like that so this is better

Posted: 18 Apr 2009 11:30
by Sleeping Dragon
i will neither confirm nor deny the allegations.

Posted: 18 Apr 2009 12:19
by t.a.j.
Cerbere wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
Fixed that for you.
I personally would have never posted something like that so this is better
Granted. My apologies.