Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

In this section, you can talk relaxedly about everyday matters, and also engage in more serious discussions. Please try to keep this place accessible to everyone and write your posts in English.
Message
Author
User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#101 Post by Mackasfour » 29 Jul 2009 14:49

Too many asians.... I got bored so

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm bored of thinking what to say, you think for me
Stranger: you speak portugues?
You: nope
Stranger: ok
(5 minutes later)You: you aren't an adequite enough thinker for me, goodbye
You have disconnected.

Gonna attempt my first idea though
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#102 Post by Mackasfour » 29 Jul 2009 15:10

Stranger: somewhere in the UK
You: hmmmm no
Stranger: close?
You: not really no, just a shitload of kilometres inbetween
Stranger: give me a couple of clues
You: ok wher you from?
Stranger: I'm guessing yours first
You: then guess away
Stranger: give me a proper clue
You: it has water around it
You: lots of it
Stranger: Australia?
You: You got it from just that?
Stranger: is that it?
You: yeah, i'm amazed at your guessing clues

That guy is amazing


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Australia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Are we really that bad???


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i am looking for girl with webcam?:)
You: really? we share a common purpose... friend?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Couldn't help myself
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#103 Post by Mackasfour » 01 Aug 2009 13:16

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: welcome to the show and welcome to DYING!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_
Teehee
_
Stranger: slayer=thrash
Stranger: =god
Stranger: =of metal
You: bah you should no Hansi = god
You: know*
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: nor do i care to see if it is true
Stranger: im not too into metal
You: How dare you!!!
You have disconnected.
_
That guy was weird
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
blind-man
Posts: 270
Joined: 27 Jul 2006 01:45
Location: Lisbon

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#104 Post by blind-man » 12 Aug 2009 19:12

This one was great! :lol:

Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: knock knock
You: whatever
Stranger: knock knock..
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnected!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Orodaran wrote:I don't need to look metal in my looks because I am metal in my heart 8)

User avatar
Cerbere
Posts: 1500
Joined: 08 Feb 2009 07:34

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#105 Post by Cerbere » 12 Aug 2009 20:51

blind-man wrote:This one was great! :lol:

Stranger: wanna hear a joke?
Stranger: knock knock
You: whatever
Stranger: knock knock..
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnected!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

the blue magian
Posts: 415
Joined: 01 May 2007 17:02
Location: at the origion of life and the end of mankind
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#106 Post by the blue magian » 13 Aug 2009 00:59

rofl

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#107 Post by Mackasfour » 13 Aug 2009 07:56

That's awesome :lol:
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

lord of the west
Posts: 133
Joined: 12 Aug 2009 07:42
Location: Buffalo, NY USA

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#108 Post by lord of the west » 13 Aug 2009 09:50

wow...this stuff is really hilarious lol

User avatar
Dentarthurdent
Posts: 4231
Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#109 Post by Dentarthurdent » 18 Oct 2009 21:31

[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: waassssuuup???
You: sitting in front of my pc, headbanging
You: hbu?
Stranger: banging head lol
Stranger: u gay or sumtin
You: obviously
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: fagget
You: indeed
You: Go stick your head in a pig.
Stranger: in other news, kant's synthesis of rationalism and empiricism solidifies a more sympathetic response to solipsism
Stranger: in that cartesian methods for the prood of self can also be applied to subjective experience
Stranger: validating our notion of the external world
Stranger: and drawing us back from the abyss of scepticism
Stranger: i wud neva stick mah head in a pig lol
Stranger: fukin retard lol
Stranger: hu wud do that
You: you want a piece of advice?
You: practice your egnglish
You: ooh, the irony
You have disconnected.[/qoute]
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!

\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/

You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#110 Post by Mackasfour » 19 Oct 2009 08:49

:P :lol:
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
Dentarthurdent
Posts: 4231
Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#111 Post by Dentarthurdent » 20 Oct 2009 22:13

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi there
Stranger: hi... like dick?
You: mine, yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i like hot pussy
Stranger: you have one?
You: you don't listen
You: I said that I like my dick
You: and I'm no hermaphrodite
Stranger: fuck you, gay
Stranger: _|_
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:P
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!

\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/

You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect

User avatar
Joost
Posts: 3799
Joined: 16 Aug 2002 17:54
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#112 Post by Joost » 21 Oct 2009 02:52

People who

a) can't read
and
b) are homophobes

are, in my book, idiots.
:P
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::

User avatar
Dentarthurdent
Posts: 4231
Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#113 Post by Dentarthurdent » 26 Oct 2009 00:00

This one was good as well:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
You: where are you from?
Stranger: England
You: cool
You: Germany here
Stranger: Oh, sorry. I don't like the Germans
You: why?
Stranger: Because.
Stranger: I don't.
You: ah
You: now that's a good reason
Stranger: Bye, Nazi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He doesn't like Germans on general principles and I'm the Nazi. -.-
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!

\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/

You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect

User avatar
Insanity
Posts: 112
Joined: 12 Oct 2002 07:13
Location: Germany

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#114 Post by Insanity » 26 Oct 2009 00:20

You: Hi!
Stranger: hi:) im 16...wanna see my cock an cam? add cookiiiie@live.de ;)
You: Honestly, you're 16. I'm not a pedo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#115 Post by Mackasfour » 26 Oct 2009 07:09

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Let's have phone sex
You: Let's not...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
Dentarthurdent
Posts: 4231
Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#116 Post by Dentarthurdent » 10 Nov 2009 00:25

[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey, I'm Male, horny girl with msn and cam
You: what?
You: you'e a male horny girl?
You: wtf?
Stranger: hey, I'm Male, horny girl with msn and cam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/qoute]
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!

\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/

You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#117 Post by Mackasfour » 02 Apr 2010 04:21

Bump for more lols!
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

Led Guardian
Posts: 2444
Joined: 26 Mar 2008 21:08
Location: Somewhere less cliché than far beyond

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#118 Post by Led Guardian » 02 Apr 2010 05:27

Why didn't you bump it with a conversation?
'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#119 Post by Mackasfour » 02 Apr 2010 05:35

Cause I am not funny
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
End Of An Era
Posts: 5872
Joined: 11 Apr 2004 00:56
Location: here, duh!

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#120 Post by End Of An Era » 02 Apr 2010 10:07

Mackasfour wrote:Cause I am not funny
understatement & signature-worthy :P

User avatar
Mackasfour
Posts: 3404
Joined: 29 Jul 2009 12:34
Location: Uluru

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#121 Post by Mackasfour » 02 Apr 2010 10:48

AmIdoingitright?
"How easily the mind can be turned to hate from a place of fear - an instinctive, natural, protective response. Instead of focusing on the things that unite us, we focus on what divides us."

User avatar
Dentarthurdent
Posts: 4231
Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#122 Post by Dentarthurdent » 23 Apr 2011 22:26

Was there again right now and had this goldie:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Up the irons \,,/
Stranger: horny
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!

\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/

You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect

User avatar
No‘am
Posts: 614
Joined: 12 Jun 2003 19:47
Location: 42/13, Mt. Scopus/ rivertown, Western Galillee
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#123 Post by No‘am » 24 Apr 2011 00:24

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Favorite color of Vines other than green?
You: Vine Blue
You: yours?
Stranger: I'm sorry the correct answer was red vines
You: but red vines isn't a colour
Technical error: server disconnected.
Male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

イン ウィーノー ウェーリタース

User avatar
No‘am
Posts: 614
Joined: 12 Jun 2003 19:47
Location: 42/13, Mt. Scopus/ rivertown, Western Galillee
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#124 Post by No‘am » 24 Apr 2011 00:26

Plus trolling the people on video chat isn't too fun
Male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo

イン ウィーノー ウェーリタース

Led Guardian
Posts: 2444
Joined: 26 Mar 2008 21:08
Location: Somewhere less cliché than far beyond

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#125 Post by Led Guardian » 26 Apr 2011 04:03

No‘am wrote:Plus trolling the people on video chat isn't too fun
Unless you like close-ups of dicks for some reason.
'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'

User avatar
Sarah
Posts: 660
Joined: 16 Aug 2002 22:26
Location: Searching Spirituality in Katmandu
Contact:

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#126 Post by Sarah » 26 Apr 2011 16:48

I'm not getting any psychopath :'(
Dreamland turned to realland and we faced a new frontier
We lost the world
Sometimes we hold it but it's slipping away
When we add reality it doesn't taste like our dream

User avatar
Andreas
Posts: 4533
Joined: 10 Aug 2009 18:09
Location: Potsdam, Germany

Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#127 Post by Andreas » 26 Apr 2011 23:13

Somehow I only managed to have boring conversations... should do it at nighttime I guess :|

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests