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You: IT'S TIME
You: TO RAISE
You: THE FLAG
You: OF HATE
Stranger: I KILL YOU
Stranger: My name is God
Stranger: Who are U?
You: I'm Chuck Norris, nice to meet you
You: you know, the guy who said "Say please!" after you said "Let there be light!"
Stranger: Oo, nice to meet u, too
Stranger: So.. tell me something interesting
You: You know the true reason why the unoverse is expanding?
You: Everything's trying to get away from me
You: and I sleep with a pillow under my gun
Stranger: oh, I'm scared now
You: you'd better be
You: I don't write, you know
You: the letters got in their place out of fear
You: lots of similar stupid stuff you can find at www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Stranger: wannabe Chuck ?
You: no I'm the real one
You: I could give you a roudnhouse kick in your face
You: without moving
You: that'd prove it
Stranger: Do U have a housecow?
You: but my therapist says I shouldn't dothat to people
You: I roundhouse-kicked him for that
You: no, a housebull
Stranger: but how do you get fresh milk for your morning coffee?
You: I roundhouse-kick the bull until he gives milk
You: no problem
Stranger: do you have chickens?
You: what would I need those for?
Stranger: emn.. then you have eggs to make a cake
You: are you mad?
You: do you know how much cholesterine is in such a small egg?
You: and I don't eat cakes
You: I eat stones
Stranger: I'm not mad, I'm just stupid little girl
You: then remember
Stranger: But I like eggs
You: they'll kill you
Stranger: I'll kill them first
You: and then you eat them, eh?
You: and then you get killed by the cholesterine
You: killed by dead eggs
You: that's pretty embarassing, isn't it?
Stranger: mm.. no
You: yes it is
You: cause eggs are unborn chicken embryos
You: and now imagine one of them killing you
Stranger: Killer eggs
You: it's not funny
You: it's my only weakness
Stranger: That's bad
You: but don't tell anyone
You: or I'll roundhouse-kick you to death
Stranger: no, plz
Stranger: I'm too young to die
You: that's still something I have to decide
You: so, keep your mouth shut and you'll live long and prosper
Stranger: I know where you live...
You: in Texas
You: I'm leaving now, because my internet connection is so afraid it might run away every minute
You: and it would be impolite to go without saying goodbye
You have disconnected.