Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

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End Of An Era
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#51 Post by End Of An Era » 22 Apr 2009 22:20

Poetry doens't work..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: roses are red, violets are blue
You: you're a stranger..
You: goddamn i suck at this
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jack Sparrow?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: where has the rhum gone?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No Shavers fans either..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Halvarine, gadverdamme!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
No succes with Clerks or King Diamond either
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 铁血真汉子
You: grandma what is it like, to be on that holiday site?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Busted...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: did you do your homework before coming online?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#52 Post by t.a.j. » 22 Apr 2009 22:25

come gather round people
I've one song to sing
say, how should I end it
where should I begin?

I'll start in middle
the middle is nice
I'll end it with longing
with sugar and spice

And who are the heroes
that I'll sing about
A mouse and a mountain
a tree and a cloud

And I'll have to warn you
it's true, I'm afraid
I'll sing no more now
until I get paid.
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They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...


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#53 Post by Insanity » 23 Apr 2009 10:54

This is the anonymity of the internet²!

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#54 Post by Insanity » 23 Apr 2009 10:56

You: Hi!
Stranger: I'm so herny!
You: Good for you.
Stranger: My cock is throbbing.
You: So is mine!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#55 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 23 Apr 2009 12:36

Insanity wrote:
You: Hi!
Stranger: I'm so herny!
You: Good for you.
Stranger: My cock is throbbing.
You: So is mine!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:lol:
ᛁᚠ ᚣᚩᚢ ᚲᚪᚾ ᚱᛠᛞ ᚦᛁᛋ ᚣᚩᚢ ᚪᚱᛖ ᛏᚱ00!
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#56 Post by Ratatosk » 23 Apr 2009 23:32

what a site! ROFL
my keyboard is now clean

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#57 Post by Dentarthurdent » 24 Apr 2009 14:43

Today in school, we were in the IT-Room and I showed some of my classmates this site. Then, when I clicked the button a few minutes later, I greeted Random Stranger with Death to all Enemies!
Suddenly, a guy at the other side of the room says "lol, this guy just said "Death to all Enemies"!". There were almost 1.400 Users online :D
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#58 Post by Mahoora » 24 Apr 2009 16:26

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: hello stranger!
You: fine and you?
Stranger: yes good
Stranger: whats ur asl?
You: what's asl??
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: ok!!!
You: 22,male, Damascus,Syria
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
lol
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#59 Post by skos » 30 Apr 2009 16:17

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: who am i talking to
Stranger: a girl
You: well, no one expected the spanish inquisition
Stranger: spanish ?i can't speak
is going to be tabula somnia one day

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#60 Post by Dentarthurdent » 01 May 2009 20:13

I get the feeling that by now 85% of the omegle-users are boys looking for sex.
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#61 Post by Led Guardian » 02 May 2009 02:50

I'd say 75% are trolls, and the rest are boys looking for sex.
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#62 Post by Cerbere » 02 May 2009 04:08

I'd say girls never go on that site so the boys wont find any sex

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#63 Post by Ioanna » 03 May 2009 13:25

Amazing, this thread just helped me exercise my abs! Haha, please write moaaaaar!! :P

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#64 Post by Orodaran » 05 May 2009 21:10

You: Hello
Stranger: POW! YOUR GAY!
You: it's "YOU'RE GAY", you know
You: and I am a guy that likes girls, so that makes me an etherosexual
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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#65 Post by Orodaran » 05 May 2009 21:11

Dentarthurdent wrote:I get the feeling that by now 85% of the omegle-users are boys looking for sex.
you typed "internet" wrong......
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer

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#66 Post by the blue magian » 05 May 2009 22:05

hmmmm probebly the wierdes conversation i had


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hy
Stranger: hii
You: had a nice day?
Stranger: hi you like sexy?
You: uhhhh yes
You: and she likes me
Stranger: i also
You: tahts nice
Stranger: ant me?
You: whats your faforit scary movie?
Stranger: want me?
You: uhhh depents
You: femal?
Stranger: is F or m
Stranger: ?
You: me?
Stranger: ok
You: i'm male
Stranger: you are delicious
Stranger: ???
You: she says i am
You: but i'm not to be eaten
Stranger: ?
You: Stranger: you are delicious
i'm not to be eaten ;)
Stranger: i am brasilian
You: am dutch
Stranger: and you?
You: dutch
You: male or female?
Stranger: wou old are you?
You: old enough to have sex
Stranger: female
You: my mistres will be pleased
Stranger: i have to wait a litlle lead
You: ???
You: lead is not good i supose :S
Stranger: come to Brazil
Stranger: i will met
You: hmmmm is a bit far away
Stranger: and agent tranz
Stranger: ok?
You: uhhhhh ?????????
You: agent tranz???????
Stranger: ok
You: just to be clear i cant come ;)
Stranger: how old are you
You: just didnt know what you ment
You: 25
You: you?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: hummmmmmmmm?
Stranger: 24
You: so what does angent tranz mean?
Stranger: !!!!
Stranger: ??
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: hmmmm you sayd i was delicious so are you?
Stranger: also!!
You: are you a lavatory love machine?
Stranger: promise that will not come if i walk
You: so dont walk ;)
Stranger: tchal
Stranger: you forever
You: ok am not sure what you mean but bless you
You: my misters wants you to bent over
You: u stil there?
You: and then there was silence
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#67 Post by Joost » 05 May 2009 22:14

Orodaran wrote:
Stranger: POW! YOUR GAY!
I'd have replied to that with... "MY GAY? WHERE??" or something. :P
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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#68 Post by End Of An Era » 06 May 2009 00:13

Joost wrote:
Orodaran wrote:
Stranger: POW! YOUR GAY!
I'd have replied to that with... "MY GAY? WHERE??" or something. :P
i think i would say: Noo, my gay goes like "HIIIIII" not "POW!"

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#69 Post by Orodaran » 08 May 2009 23:14

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine, you?
Stranger: Ok me too
Stranger: What your name
You: My name is legion, for we are many
Stranger: Im sorry for asking this but is it boy or girl name?
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
~~~~~~~~~~~~
A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer

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BG news (if you're lazy to check the site) :: You're on Facebook? Look at my photos from concerts, travels and more :: Oh, and since you're at it, check my photos also on 500px

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#70 Post by Warg Rider » 09 May 2009 06:50

well surprisingly not all the users are stupid or looking for sex, i was able to have a civilized conversation about the hunger in africa :lol:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Give me a reason why i shouldn't disconnect?
You: you should give a reason why i shoudnt disconnect !
Stranger: nope
Stranger: your move
You: intresting, and why is that ?
Stranger: because i'm better than you, and i'm on the internet trying to make myself fell like i'm powerful
Stranger: in real life i get bullied
You: ah, that sucks,
Stranger: sad, huh?
You: not really, people are dying from hunger in africa, thats sad
Stranger: it's all relative
You: indeed
Stranger: do you think they wonder if we care
You: i guess they do, they would be in a much better condition if we would be able to help them correctly
Stranger: i hear we should give them equipment and stuff rather than money
Stranger: their politicians just steal it
You: thats true, but they can steal equipment as well and sell it for profit
Stranger: yeah, maybe we should just give them hope or something
You: nah, hope is not enough, we should change their politicians
Stranger: well i think the main problem is that colonists created all these countries unaware of tribal boundries and democracy doesn't work because people simply vote the people of their tribe, like in Rwanda
You: so how do you fix such a problem ?
Stranger: they say revolution must come from within it can't be forced
Stranger: the USA and France are good examples
Stranger: unlike Russia where a small minority claimed control
You: revolution is indeed the solution, but how can it rise if the weak population is crushed by the power of the tyrants that control everything ?
Stranger: the USA forced out the British, the French defeated the monarchy, they just have to realise that they can throw themselves on the cogs of the tyrants machine until it no longer works
Stranger: though half the time another tyrant just takes over
You: yes, and the result is genocide after genocide
Stranger: anywho, it has been a pleasure to talk to you sir. good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.


It is just that heavy metal musicians write in minor keys, and when you do that, you frighten people.
Ronnie James Dio

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#71 Post by Warg Rider » 09 May 2009 06:55

but they dont seem to like aliens :(
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings earthling
Stranger: hello sire
You: from which location are you communicating ?
Stranger: so your an alien? thats pretty tight
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.


It is just that heavy metal musicians write in minor keys, and when you do that, you frighten people.
Ronnie James Dio

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#72 Post by Bender B. Rodriguez » 09 May 2009 07:46

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: roleplayer on myspace?
You: waddafuck are you talking about?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
☢ ☢ ☢ all hail the deathweed ☢ ☢ ☢

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#73 Post by Draugwen » 09 May 2009 13:48

Orodaran wrote:
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: fine, you?
Stranger: Ok me too
Stranger: What your name
You: My name is legion, for we are many
Stranger: Im sorry for asking this but is it boy or girl name?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#74 Post by Warg Rider » 10 May 2009 02:43

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are u a horny girl ?
You: how did you guess ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected
:lol: :lol: :lol:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by frost.


It is just that heavy metal musicians write in minor keys, and when you do that, you frighten people.
Ronnie James Dio

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#75 Post by Dentarthurdent » 11 May 2009 23:44

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: DICKS EVERYWHERE
You: yeah
You: you can't escape them, can you?
Stranger: I can't
Stranger: any advice
You: carry a vicious looking knife around with you
You: and have "Dick-Death" engraved on it
You: Scissors might work as well
Stranger: that seems foolish
Stranger: how would the words be read
You: the words are optional
Stranger: very well
Stranger: thank you sir
You: no problem
You: always glad to help
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Rather a good one, I think.
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#76 Post by Little Dragon » 12 May 2009 01:01

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helllllllllllllllllllooooooo vietnam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
eeerr... yeah... :|
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...

...Mad world

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#77 Post by Fenris » 23 Jun 2009 16:39

Haven't tried it myself yet, but read about it on another board a while ago.
http://www.redcafe.net/f8/those-who-bored-242157/

Lots of gold in that thread, especially conversations by a user called Hectic. Worth a read if you're bored and have time.
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#78 Post by Chiri » 23 Jun 2009 17:36

You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
xDDD
Stranger: 13 californiaa
You: and... male?
You: i guess?
Stranger: well obviously lol
You: xD
Stranger: teach me some spanish
Stranger: sexy lady
You: like what
You: lol
Stranger: how do i say
Stranger: i wanna jizz all over your mouth
Stranger: sperm
Stranger: umm
Stranger: ok
You: oh lol
You: wanna come in my mouth?
You: xDD
Stranger: yess
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: how do i say that
Stranger: in spanish
You: (yo) quiero correrme en tu boca
You: LOL
Stranger: (yo) quiero correrme en tu boca
You: indeed
Stranger: is that like
Stranger: aksing
Stranger: or saying
Stranger: asking*
Stranger: like
You: saying
Stranger: is (yo) quiero correrme en tu boca
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so
Stranger: i can go to like
Stranger: a club
Stranger: and say (yo) quiero correrme en tu boca
Stranger: and theyll say of course?
You: maybe they'll say: ok, give me 50$
Stranger: im not into hoes
Stranger: im into people who like me for me!
Stranger: and my penis!
i am scared xDDD
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#79 Post by Cerbere » 23 Jun 2009 19:08

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: :) hello
You: whats your name
Stranger: Wil
Stranger: u
You: Agony
Stranger: wher eu from?
You: Algalord
Stranger: ummm u a guy or girl?
You: agony is my name
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#80 Post by Chiri » 23 Jun 2009 19:10

Knightrider of Doom wrote:
Chiri wrote:
You: (yo) quiero correrme en tu boca
You: LOL
that would be a great signature! can I use this? XDDD lol
why not xD
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#81 Post by Cerbere » 23 Jun 2009 19:11

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:cry:

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#82 Post by Cerbere » 23 Jun 2009 19:17

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: wats up
You: agony is my name
Stranger: kayla is mine
You: where you from
Stranger: usa
Stranger: y
Stranger: u*
You: Thorald, Algalord
Stranger: i have no clue wher ethats at lol
Stranger: how old r u
You: OVER 9000!
Stranger: mhmm usre
You: did you know elnor and thorald must resist?
Stranger: nope
You: We are under the rain of a thousand flames
Stranger: ok
You: yeah its pretty horrible
You: The warrior of ice will save us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
no one understands me...

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#83 Post by Chiri » 23 Jun 2009 21:14

Cerbere wrote:
Stranger: how old r u
You: OVER 9000!
no one understands me...
i understand you xD
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#84 Post by Cerbere » 24 Jun 2009 05:17

:) I was talking about the Rhapsody stuff though

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#85 Post by Chiri » 24 Jun 2009 16:53

yeah, i saw it :mrgreen:

i like rhapsody too
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#86 Post by Joost » 24 Jun 2009 18:39

And "I will not buy this record. It is scratched." How can you not recognize that? :S
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within.
-- Martin Walkyier

Also, Balrogs have wings.

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#87 Post by Sentinel » 24 Jun 2009 22:20

You: hails!
Stranger: hi
You: are you the magical trevor?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
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Seems like my search goes on... :(
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#88 Post by Chiri » 25 Jun 2009 12:15

Knightrider of Doom wrote:and I can't believe there are still people who don't know:
- over 9000
- this is sparta
- rick roll
and... the angry german kid XD
CAN'T BELIEVE IT! O_O
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#89 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Jun 2009 15:22

and not interested in a manicure set either.. :?
You: hi, is your mother home?
Stranger: yes why
You: can you put her on? i have a fantastic offer for her!
Stranger: haha
You: yes ma'am! only $ 29.95 for this deluxe manicure set!!
Stranger: shut up your mouse
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#90 Post by End Of An Era » 26 Jun 2009 15:33

What started as an interesting conversation turned out badly when reveiling my hairstyle...
Stranger: hi
You: choose: blind or deaf?
Stranger: blind
You: motivation?
Stranger: ?
You: why choose blindness over being deaf?
Stranger: because....
Stranger: why not?
You: well depending on your sex and sexual orientation, you will never see a hot girl or guy
Stranger: true...
Stranger: 'and you are a hot girl or a guy
Stranger: ?
You: i'm not that conceited to think i'm hot ;) though i know i am not ugly :)
Stranger: okok
Stranger: you re a girl from?
You: nah, i got the hair of a girl, but i'm a guy ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#91 Post by Chiri » 26 Jun 2009 22:38

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi, do you want a cookie?
Stranger: yep
You: great
You: *gives cookie to the strange*
You: now you're on the dark side :D
Stranger: cool
You: now you have to eat a live chicken to complete the ceremony
Stranger: *eating a living chicken*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
why?! he/she (guess he) did it!
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#92 Post by Cerbere » 27 Jun 2009 00:05

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats up whats up?
You: The Rain of A thousand Flames
Stranger: oh damn
You: Yeah. Its pretty horrible :(
Stranger: does sounds pretty terrible
You: I am from Thorald
Stranger: what's it like over there?
You: Rainy, but with flames
Stranger: a thousand flames
You: Yes
You: But it's ok because The Warrior of Ice will save us
Stranger: if he comes
You: He must save us from the Dark King Akron!
Stranger: he's not strong enough
Stranger: Thorald is doomed.
You: But he has the Emerald Sword!
Stranger: Even the Emerald Sword can't penetrate Akron's magical armor
You: Wtf are you talking about? Akron has no magical armour
Stranger: since when?
You: Ever
Stranger: yea right
Stranger: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#93 Post by Chiri » 27 Jun 2009 00:19

lol :mrgreen:
Did you know: wrote:everyone gained weight drastically during the "Imaginations …" and the "Nightfall …" session due to the excellent Danish cake.
Hansi said:
- Thanks, but i fear it is not my size - 13/09/08
- DE PUTA MADRE ZARAGOZA :D - 20/06/09


I love when Hansi is ^oo^ He's very cute >.< 1:41

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#94 Post by Dentarthurdent » 27 Jun 2009 23:30

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: IT'S TIME
You: TO RAISE
You: THE FLAG
You: OF HATE
Stranger: I KILL YOU
Stranger: My name is God
Stranger: Who are U?
Stranger: Jesus?
You: I'm Chuck Norris, nice to meet you
You: you know, the guy who said "Say please!" after you said "Let there be light!"
Stranger: Oo, nice to meet u, too
Stranger: So.. tell me something interesting
You: You know the true reason why the unoverse is expanding?
You: Everything's trying to get away from me
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: jeah
You: and I sleep with a pillow under my gun
Stranger: oh, I'm scared now
You: you'd better be
You: I don't write, you know
You: the letters got in their place out of fear
You: lots of similar stupid stuff you can find at www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Stranger: wannabe Chuck ?
You: no I'm the real one
You: I could give you a roudnhouse kick in your face
You: without moving
You: that'd prove it
Stranger: Do U have a housecow?
You: but my therapist says I shouldn't dothat to people
You: I roundhouse-kicked him for that
You: no, a housebull
Stranger: but how do you get fresh milk for your morning coffee?
You: I roundhouse-kick the bull until he gives milk
You: no problem
Stranger: do you have chickens?
You: what would I need those for?
Stranger: emn.. then you have eggs to make a cake
You: are you mad?
You: do you know how much cholesterine is in such a small egg?
You: and I don't eat cakes
You: I eat stones
Stranger: I'm not mad, I'm just stupid little girl
You: okay
You: then remember
You: eggs=cholesterine=BAD
Stranger: But I like eggs :(
You: they'll kill you
Stranger: I'll kill them first
You: and then you eat them, eh?
Stranger: yes :D
You: and then you get killed by the cholesterine
You: killed by dead eggs
You: that's pretty embarassing, isn't it?
Stranger: mm.. no
You: yes it is
You: cause eggs are unborn chicken embryos
You: and now imagine one of them killing you
Stranger: Funny....
Stranger: Killer eggs
You: it's not funny
You: it's my only weakness
You: Cholesterine
Stranger: That's bad
You: but don't tell anyone
You: or I'll roundhouse-kick you to death
Stranger: no, plz
Stranger: I'm too young to die
You: that's still something I have to decide
Stranger: fine
You: so, keep your mouth shut and you'll live long and prosper
Stranger: huh
Stranger: I know where you live...
You: in Texas
You: I'm leaving now, because my internet connection is so afraid it might run away every minute
You: and it would be impolite to go without saying goodbye
You: so...
You: goodbye
You have disconnected.
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#95 Post by End Of An Era » 28 Jun 2009 00:18

you brought it on yourself!! :P

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#96 Post by Dentarthurdent » 18 Jul 2009 01:18

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey 22 m with webcam u interested ?
You: in what?
Stranger: msn
You: no, I've already got an IM
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/Ger
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
heehee. stupid fuckhead.
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#97 Post by faery » 20 Jul 2009 09:27

Yesterday I heard that the friend of a friend of mine now is in love with someone in the USA who she found with this site :shock:

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#98 Post by End Of An Era » 20 Jul 2009 10:00

somehow i am not surprised.. law of average states such things must (eventually) happen... but totally weird.. if it all works out for them, they certainly have a story for their kids on how they met......

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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#99 Post by Mackasfour » 29 Jul 2009 14:24

Gonna try and get a conversation going by replying with Blind Guardian, Iced Earth and D&W song titles that are relevant....
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Re: Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen

#100 Post by Draugwen » 29 Jul 2009 14:44

Good luck. Please post the result here :P
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