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I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 20:36
by The Rider Of Rohan
Here we go again.

Barack Obama Cheating Scandal Alleged; Vera Baker Denies Affair with President
May 1st, 2010 8:27 AM by Free Britney


Has President Barack Obama been having an affair with Vera Baker? That's the shocking allegation made by the National Enquirer in this week's edition.

The publication claims Obama and Baker, a former campaign aide, holed up at Washington, D.C. hotel, and a "security video" could expose everything!

Baker, now 35, worked tirelessly to get Obama elected to the U.S. Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions, in 2004. They grew close since.

While Vera Baker insists that "nothing happened" between them, the Enquirer says anti-Obama "operatives" are digging hard into the alleged affair.

Some are reportedly offering $1 million for information confirming it.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/ ... l-alleged/

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 20:51
by I Pity The Fool
There's also the homosexual accusations against him. I don't discount them because these are always a great blackmail tool against presidents and politicians: Think of the Bohemian grove rituals. Like the 'security lapses' with the whitehouse gatecrashers and the recent gunman near where Obama was, these are different ways for the controllers to remind them to toe the line.

If Obama doesn't feel like a war with Iran just now, a veiled threat follows. If he persists, or becomes generally difficult or useless he faces a Reagan or Kennedy scenario. Welcome to the presidential reality show.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 20:56
by I Pity The Fool
Mind you, I don't blame Obama for cheating on Michelle for that. There's also a good claim that he broke up with his white girlfriend for Michelle because of the impact that that would have had with the black female vote base.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 21:01
by No‘am
Neither did I (not that I'm racist or anything).

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 21:11
by Metal Fan
Oh God, first it was his false birth certificate, then it was his anger management, now this. No wonder presidents go insane!

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 21:41
by Skyclad
The National Enquirer? It must be true!

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 21:52
by The Rider Of Rohan
I don't know the magazine myself, but according to their Wikipedia, they have scooped several stories which turned out to be true, including ones on Tiger Woods, O.J. Simpson and John Edward's. This obviously doesn't say anything about the the accuracy of this story, but I wouldn't dismiss it right away. Especially because it would be a really funny story if it was true,

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 22:18
by End Of An Era
oh my, obama almost acts human.. :P

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 03 May 2010 22:23
by Skyclad
The Rider Of Rohan wrote:I don't know the magazine myself, but according to their Wikipedia, they have scooped several stories which turned out to be true, including ones on Tiger Woods, O.J. Simpson and John Edward's. This obviously doesn't say anything about the the accuracy of this story, but I wouldn't dismiss it right away. Especially because it would be a really funny story if it was true,

The also have stories like "Elvis was abducted by aliens". No one in the U.S. takes that magazine seriously, not even the people who read it. It's like Mad Magazine. Mostly made up with a few real news stories thrown in. I wouldn't believe it unless it was conformed by a legit news source.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 04 May 2010 00:23
by Andreas
I Pity The Fool wrote:There's also the homosexual accusations against him.
"I did not have sex with that man!"

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 04 May 2010 05:36
by Metal Fan
:lol:

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 04 May 2010 05:56
by I Pity The Fool
Andreas wrote:
I Pity The Fool wrote:There's also the homosexual accusations against him.
"I did not have sex with that man!"
uh-huh. What's that stain on your suit, Barrack?

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 04 May 2010 13:12
by Webmaster
I Pity The Fool wrote:There's also the homosexual accusations against him.
Could have happened when he was high on cocaine (which he has admitted to taking). You never know...

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 04 May 2010 15:38
by ThePKH
Maybe the time for a remake of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVI16FSjxU :D

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 06:32
by I Pity The Fool
Webmaster wrote:
I Pity The Fool wrote:There's also the homosexual accusations against him.
Could have happened when he was high on cocaine (which he has admitted to taking). You never know...

Very much so. Even apart from that there are reasons to say he had bi relationships. Nothing wrong with that in my book. Just spare me the details if they come out.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 06:58
by Metal Fan
Why did we elect a president that admits to be on cocaine?

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 13:02
by Webmaster
Metal Fan wrote:Why did we elect a president that admits to be on cocaine?
I didn't elect him and I will do my best to see that he isn't re-elected in 2012.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 13:05
by Desert_Storm
Yeah. Go Sarah Palin! What the hell is that fucker thinking anyway with his stupid plans to pay money for sick people instead of spending it for war. My hope is that America gets a really good and nice and white president that allows the free people over there to shoot animals from planes, and I pray to God that, if it´s His will, we shall do that here in Switzerland too in short order!
"Why are these points so hard for people to understand?"

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 13:26
by Webmaster
Desert_Storm wrote:What the hell is that fucker thinking anyway with his stupid plans to pay money for sick people instead of spending it for war.
Obama isn't paying money for sick people, he is FORCING people to buy health insurance. The Federal government doesn't not have the Constitutional right to force people to buy anything.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 15:04
by I Pity The Fool
Desert_Storm wrote:Yeah. Go Sarah Palin! What the hell is that fucker thinking anyway with his stupid plans to pay money for sick people instead of spending it for war. My hope is that America gets a really good and nice and white president that allows the free people over there to shoot animals from planes, and I pray to God that, if it´s His will, we shall do that here in Switzerland too in short order!
"Why are these points so hard for people to understand?"
Umm... Obubba is a much bigger war monger than Bush.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 16:23
by Belgarion
I pity you.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 18:34
by I Pity The Fool
Ok, bubbles.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 05 May 2010 19:10
by Metal Fan
Webmaster wrote:
Metal Fan wrote:Why did we elect a president that admits to be on cocaine?
I didn't elect him and I will do my best to see that he isn't re-elected in 2012.
I didn't elect him either

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 06 May 2010 11:05
by West Virginia Mule
I called my doctor up and made me an appointment for some free ObamaCare. They asked what was wrong. I said nothing, really. But since all healthcare is free now, I just want to have everything checked. They said healthcare is not free. I said yes it damned well is! Obama passed a Bill! He's paying for it out of his stash! You know, all the money BP and Goldman Sachs gave him before he decided to put the boot on their throats! GIVE ME MY FREE OBAMACARE NOW!

They hung up on me.

So I'm calling the White House to report them. And while I got Barry on the line, I'm gonna ask him to buy me a new car. If I use the black or Hispanic dialect I've been practicing, I'm in like Flynn. Rock and roll, baby! Welcome to America, a land where anyone and everyone in the world can be a citizen and own half of everything in Al Sharpton's house.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 06 May 2010 11:13
by West Virginia Mule
Metal Fan wrote:Why did we elect a president that admits to be on cocaine?
Because he's black and it would be racist to hold his admitted illegal drug usage against him. Or to even mention it. But a white presidential candidate would be bounced out on his ass. That’s the America we’re living in.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 06 May 2010 13:33
by The Rider Of Rohan
Actually we're not living in America, that's just you and the hillbillies.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 06 May 2010 15:32
by Andreas
Rednecks, like Mule!

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 06 May 2010 15:58
by Desert_Storm
Webmaster wrote: Could have happened when he was high on cocaine (which he has admitted to taking).
Yeah, during high school. Highly relevant argument! He later referred to it as "the greatest moral failure of his life". I assume you never did something stupid.
Webmaster wrote: Obama isn't paying money for sick people, he is FORCING people to buy health insurance. The Federal government doesn't not have the Constitutional right to force people to buy anything.
Yeah but that´s hardly the point. After all, there wouldn´t be a real need for "forcing" it if certain people wouldn´t have a mind-set that´s so self-centered that they don´t care if some fellow citizens die because they can´t pay their bills - And don´t see any responisbility for other human beings.
Actually, I can´t blame them. I mean who in his right mind would save some chap from drowning if his shoes could get wet and his suit stained?
MetalFan wrote:
I didn't elect him either
Nor did you elect anybody else

Posted: 06 May 2010 19:39
by Metal Fan
Yeah, cause I can't vote...

It's just crap that we have to give all of the Mexican's that come in illegally free health care and such to all of their eleven and twelve babies that the come here and have. Go back to your own country and do that!! We don't want to pay for you!! That's our tax money you're using!! We can use it to build California new badly-needed roads!! And now that you have had all of those children in our country you think you're entitled to our healthcare 'cause they where born here!

Bite me.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 15 May 2010 07:56
by West Virginia Mule
Desert_Storm wrote: Yeah but that´s hardly the point
The federal government enacting unconstitutional policies—and doing so against the clear will of the people—cannot be anything but a point.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 15 May 2010 11:50
by Edain
The point is: millions of your fellow citizens are basically labour slaves and don't have ANY freedom you're talking of. And you're bitching around some reform that makes it at least possible for them to live a humane live just because it costs you some millions? What the heck...?

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Posted: 17 May 2010 04:24
by Led Guardian
Metal Fan wrote:Yeah, cause I can't vote...

It's just crap that we have to give all of the Mexican's that come in illegally free health care and such to all of their eleven and twelve babies that the come here and have. Go back to your own country and do that!! We don't want to pay for you!! That's our tax money you're using!! We can use it to build California new badly-needed roads!! And now that you have had all of those children in our country you think you're entitled to our healthcare 'cause they where born here!

Bite me.
Please know what you are talking about before you speak.

1) It doesn't give free care to illegals. It actually prohibits undocumented aliens from receiving federal payments.
2) Most of those illegals aren't here with their families. They come over, get a job, send money home, and go back to them eventually if they can. They certainly don't come over and have 11 or 12 babies.
3) We certainly do want to pay them. They're cheap labor. Corporations hire them to work for below minimum wage, citizens hire them for general labor. If they didn't want to pay them, they wouldn't. See above how we won't be paying for them.
4) If there children are born here, they are entitled to our health care, as is their right as American citizens, by our own nationality laws.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 17 May 2010 04:30
by Led Guardian
And for those interested in knowing what is involved in the constitutionality debate, read this:

http://www.factcheck.org/2009/10/health ... itutional/

Factcheck.org is a non-partisan fact-checking site, a good place to go if you're unsure of the accuracy of what you here on a variety of political issues.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 17 May 2010 08:30
by West Virginia Mule
Edain wrote:millions of your fellow citizens are basically labour slaves
I don't even know what that means. Does that mean we have to work to make money, earn a living, provide for ourselves? Because that's not really the case. Since only half of America pays ALL the federal income tax for the whole country, we provide ample opportunity for the non-working types to collect various government benefits, to munch on food stamps, to shit out an endless procession of welfare-sucking offspring and to sit on their porch all day smoking crack. And EVERY hospital emergency room will provide free care to ANYONE that comes through the door.

Hell, all ObamaCare does is force these people to purchase health insurance, whereas now they get their money for nothin' and their chicks for free. Sorry about the 80s music reference.

I make around $70K a year. I know for a fact that there are welfare crack families in a nearby town called Wellsville, Ohio, getting more than that from the government per year. And they're getting it from people like me. I paid $12K in federal income tax last year...so they can can shit out two more crack babies every year. Don't fucking talk to ME about sacrificing. I sacrifice plenty.
you're bitching around some reform
It's not a reform. It's a takeover.
it costs you some millions?
Oh, just "some millions"...no big thang. Have you any idea what the actual cost estimate is now for ObamaCare? Well, like Pelosi said, we gotta pass the bill to see what's in it. And we gotta pass it before we really know what it's gonna cost. Fuck it, ya know? It's just "some trillions" more debt to help the government destroy the private healthcare system.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 17 May 2010 11:01
by Joost
West Virginia Mule wrote:I make around $70K a year. I know for a fact that there are welfare crack families in a nearby town called Wellsville, Ohio, getting more than that from the government per year.
Sounds ridiculous to me, but if this is true, then the US is already more socialist than the Netherlands and most countries in Europe. (Welfare for a single person here stands at 50% of the minimum wage, for a family with children this will be 100% of the minimum wage in total, which stands at 15k euros per year.)

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 17 May 2010 11:56
by Edain
Agree with Joost - about the same goes for Austria.
I don't even know what that means. Does that mean we have to work to make money, earn a living, provide for ourselves? Because that's not really the case. Since only half of America pays ALL the federal income tax for the whole country, we provide ample opportunity for the non-working types to collect various government benefits, to munch on food stamps, to shit out an endless procession of welfare-sucking offspring and to sit on their porch all day smoking crack. And EVERY hospital emergency room will provide free care to ANYONE that comes through the door.

Hell, all ObamaCare does is force these people to purchase health insurance, whereas now they get their money for nothin' and their chicks for free. Sorry about the 80s music reference.

I make around $70K a year. I know for a fact that there are welfare crack families in a nearby town called Wellsville, Ohio, getting more than that from the government per year. And they're getting it from people like me. I paid $12K in federal income tax last year...so they can can shit out two more crack babies every year. Don't fucking talk to ME about sacrificing. I sacrifice plenty.
No, that doesn't mean that you have to work for your money. That means that you have to have perhaps even more than one job doing shitty jobs that no one wants to do and still earning hardly enough money to make a living. That means being afraid of losing your job constantly because there are tens of thousands who are craving for for that one job, no matter how bad the conditions of employment or the wage is. And no, they basically can do nothing against it, there's no American Dream. Not everyone can make it. So if everyone just wanted it badly enough, everyone could be an Equity Fonds Manager? Wow, I'd love to see that! And who'd clean your car then, the public toilets, who'd serve you a Big Mac?

As far as I know you have some 10 % unemployment rate over there (about the same as we've got here) and trust me, it won't decline as industrial automation still rises. In some ten years we'll probably have 15-20 %, as supermarket cashiers, farmworkers etc. won't be needed anymore. What do you want to tell the lower class then? Work harder? When the jobs just aren't there anymore?

But I know, it's easy to speak of sacrificing when you have good fortune. C'mon, in you country there are caravans of doctors taking care of thousands who don't earn enough to get a medical treatment - you'd expect that in Africa, not in the States!

Btw: You pay $12k income tax a year? Oh, you poor, poor man. Someone in your income group here in Austria pays about 40-45 % of is income in taxes and insurances (including unemployment insurance, social insurance, income tax). And you know what? It's fine for everyone (some want it to be slightly lower, that'd be alright). Why? Because it assures we don't need to lock ourselves in in our suburbia-fortresses, we do have real freedom of saying "You're kidding me? I'm working for you 50 hours and a week and that's my wage? Fuck off!" and we have less budget deficit than the States have. (no, not everything is perfect here, we do spend too much money on administration e.g., but that's a minor problem)
Oh, just "some millions"...no big thang. Have you any idea what the actual cost estimate is now for ObamaCare? Well, like Pelosi said, we gotta pass the bill to see what's in it. And we gotta pass it before we really know what it's gonna cost. Fuck it, ya know? It's just "some trillions" more debt to help the government destroy the private healthcare system.
The private healthcare system doesn't work. A system that should provide people with healthcare and at the same time terminates the contract when the people are sick (or more likely to become sick) doesn't work. Your perspective is weird: You complain about poor Americans being helped but you don't complain about much more trillions being spent on completely useless and worthless wars. Or 20 intelligences. Or tax reliefs for companies who already make billions every year.

Re: I did not have sex with that woman

Posted: 19 May 2010 05:34
by Led Guardian
West Virginia Mule wrote:I make around $70K a year. I know for a fact that there are welfare crack families in a nearby town called Wellsville, Ohio, getting more than that from the government per year.
I don't know how the laws work exactly, but that "fact" smells like the kitchen of a bad seafood restaurant. I find myself doubting that's something you "know." If you could provide me with a reliable source backing your claim, I will be far more inclined to accept it, and might even work up some outrage.

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Posted: 19 May 2010 12:25
by Desert_Storm
Led Guardian wrote: 3) We certainly do want to pay them. They're cheap labor. Corporations hire them to work for below minimum wage, citizens hire them for general labor. If they didn't want to pay them, they wouldn't. See above how we won't be paying for them.
Yep, you can put it either this or that way