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#1 Post by No‘am » 04 Aug 2010 19:02

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#2 Post by Dorian Falkenmond » 08 Aug 2010 14:13

What a delightful and uninvestigated article :roll:
Most contained harmful bacterias, including E-coli, salmonella and herpes
Yeah, right. The herpes "virus" is probably a bacterium and as such doesn't need any host cells to survive... :roll:
And that's not the worst of it.
Chuck Gerba, another expert in the microbiology field, who has the dubious pleasure of researching organisms that make us sick, has discovered "fecal bacteria"
Oh no not only E.coli but now also fecal bacteria!? Well that would be E.coli again. Gratulations to both of you scientists for discovering the same...
Swabs were taken from the foot-well, boot and driver's seat where 271 colonies of bacteria and moulds were identified. Among them was Staphylococcus Aureus, a bacterium left behind by all those nose pickers!
271 colonies of bacteria is to be honest not that much for a whole car...
Staph. aureus is probably left behind by everyone for it's part of most our normal skin flora (only dangerous if it infiltrates wounds or so...)
Bacteria is everywhere, the key thing is to not let the bacteria get out of control
And finally a true word! :shock:
Are you shocked by these findings?
Definately! [/irony]

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#3 Post by Sleeping Dragon » 09 Aug 2010 07:01

"handbag" in hebrew is also the medical term for a part of the female anatomy. you don't want herpes running around them part.
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#4 Post by Mackasfour » 09 Aug 2010 08:13

Don't think people would get herpes from Handbags unless they did more than just use them as handbags
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#5 Post by No‘am » 09 Aug 2010 18:29

I didn't actually read the article, it was more of a reaction to some other spam bot thread :)
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