I think I love Satan.
I think I love Satan.
He's like, the ultimate rebel. I look up to him in times of great strife and loneliness. He walks the walk, talks the talk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. I used to think Odin was the one to follow, but I'm not of Norse blood, and if Quorthon can jump back and forth between Satan and Odin worship, so can I.
Anyone have any ideas what I can do to get into the good (read: EVIL) graces of my new dark lord?
Now Playing: Venom "Welcome To Hell".
Anyone have any ideas what I can do to get into the good (read: EVIL) graces of my new dark lord?
Now Playing: Venom "Welcome To Hell".
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This is all I have to say about that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnQpKN5keVY
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.
Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.
Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?
He sure has the better songs.
Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.
Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?
He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.
Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.
Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?
He sure has the better songs.
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Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.Skyclad wrote:I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.
Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.
Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?
He sure has the better songs.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.Skyclad wrote:I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.
Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.
Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?
He sure has the better songs.
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Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.Skyclad wrote:No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
You'd make a good U.S. politician, always spinning things, Martin. Maybe you can take Henry Kissinger's spot when he kicks the bucket?Kankra wrote:Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.Skyclad wrote:No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
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I think it is. If not, then at least it makes interesting stuff to watch on tv.Kankra wrote:Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.Skyclad wrote:No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
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How is this even a discussion?
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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OT: i masturbated while thinking of satan. i failed. next time i'll think of the virgin mary.
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Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
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you're kidding, right?!Skyclad wrote:Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Manowar < King Diamond
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Bridge of Death?End Of An Emo wrote:you're kidding, right?!Skyclad wrote:Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Manowar < King Diamond
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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No presents for christmas?t.a.j. wrote:Bridge of Death?End Of An Emo wrote:you're kidding, right?!Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
Manowar < King Diamond
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But Bridge of Death is very inspired by Satan!
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.End Of An Emo wrote:you're kidding, right?!Skyclad wrote:Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Manowar < King Diamond
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Actually, watching more than 10 mins of a Nascar race could very well be considered hell.Skyclad wrote:King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.End Of An Emo wrote:you're kidding, right?!Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
Manowar < King Diamond
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and fuck himRatatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!


YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
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'cause he's a jew!Little Dragon wrote:and fuck himRatatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!![]()
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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Teh historic facts that you can read from the history book bible state that he died but came back to life. Still, a 2000 year old guy must be an interesting case (not to mention having sex with him). Imagine the smell!! I've met many old people and they have that certain old-people's odour to them. And these are less than 100 years old!!! Imagine a smell 20 times that!Led Guardian wrote:Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.t.a.j. wrote:'cause he's a jew!Little Dragon wrote: and fuck him![]()
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Well, if he shares my bank account, he'll need to get a better paying job than Prophet and Son of God. I don't want to have to pay the bills on my income alone.ThePKH wrote:Join a cult then. Share your bank account with Jesus!Led Guardian wrote:And joint bank accounts!Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'
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love is indeed more than sex, but i'd like to keep my personal business separate from work-related issuesRatatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!

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Believing in Satan means that in a sense you are a christian since you believe in the same deities, you are not a true heathen, but rather a retard. Those of us of Norse blood can feel awesome about worshiping Odin and do totally brutal and barbaric things feeling that it is good, not evil. Just think, would you rather spend your afterlife as a devil-worshipping cunt in Niflheim or as a fallen warrior in the hall of the slain?
P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about every barbaric culture ever. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn cool

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Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
You are supposed to be a mythological squirrel who carries insults from the great eagle to the dragon, Nidhogg... YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE IN JESUS WHILE SERVING THE TERRIBLE ONE!!!Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!

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Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
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Maybe it is more politically correct? or maybe they are racist like TolikenRatatosk wrote:Nidhogg confessed for me that he is actually Jesus... he just grew a beard, flew from his nice roots and did all that biblical stuff!
I tell you, crucifying a dragon must have been awfully hard... dunno why they hang a man on the cross nowadays

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Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
Maniacs dance with redhead whores who swallow lots of water in their mouth full of flowers choking themselves for all time without fulfilling any of their dreams unless stratovarius dances 4000 songs in next south park movie which is really funny but stupid in A weird way however there's somebody who you would associate with once or various asses will thrust their beers into eternal agonies extending anomalies for our glory that includes something extraordinary like having diahrrea and trying to remain calm but somehow cannot be contagious or otherwise it will fuck up your senses without remorse eternally and will fire us eternally from their nation because we are fuckers who rape sheeps despite filthy diseases such sheepish aids which contain lots of AIDS carriers like the beatles who fucked completely rock and other stuff like some bagels and condoms with chocolate covered with all hope because nothing can't beat our asshole anymore but their penises.
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Fixed that for you.Balaak wrote: P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn ignorant![]()
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
I personally would have never posted something like that so this is bettert.a.j. wrote:Fixed that for you.Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
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Granted. My apologies.Cerbere wrote:I personally would have never posted something like that so this is bettert.a.j. wrote:Fixed that for you.Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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