I think I love Satan.

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Skyclad · #1 Post by **Skyclad** » 05 Apr 2009 05:05

He's like, the ultimate rebel. I look up to him in times of great strife and loneliness. He walks the walk, talks the talk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. I used to think Odin was the one to follow, but I'm not of Norse blood, and if Quorthon can jump back and forth between Satan and Odin worship, so can I.

Anyone have any ideas what I can do to get into the good (read: EVIL) graces of my new dark lord?

Now Playing: Venom "Welcome To Hell".

#2 Post by **Led Guardian** » 05 Apr 2009 06:43

Kiss babies.

t.a.j. · #3 Post by **t.a.j.** » 05 Apr 2009 09:53

This is all I have to say about that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnQpKN5keVY

Kankra · #4 Post by **Kankra** » 05 Apr 2009 09:58

You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.

ThePKH · #5 Post by **ThePKH** » 05 Apr 2009 14:03

Or you could just worship me. A real person. Person who exists, talks the stupid, occassionally takes shit from some people and instills pity in people.

Skyclad · #6 Post by **Skyclad** » 05 Apr 2009 14:19

Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.

I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.

Kankra · #7 Post by **Kankra** » 05 Apr 2009 15:12

Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.

Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.

Skyclad · #8 Post by **Skyclad** » 05 Apr 2009 15:33

Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:You could just as well worship any other ficticious person in human history.

Let's say... Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket. He talks the talk, and he fucking makes you walk the walk. Doesn't take shit from anyone, and instills fear in people. And is fucking funny.

Gunnery Seargent Hartman >> Satan?

He sure has the better songs.
I think the fat dude who blew his brains out has more gumption than the sarge, though. He's more of a go-getter.
Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.

No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.

Kankra · #9 Post by **Kankra** » 06 Apr 2009 12:02

Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.

Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.

Skyclad · #10 Post by **Skyclad** » 06 Apr 2009 19:35

Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.
Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.

You'd make a good U.S. politician, always spinning things, Martin. Maybe you can take Henry Kissinger's spot when he kicks the bucket?

Kankra · #11 Post by **Kankra** » 07 Apr 2009 22:53

You said Pyle has more gumption presumably because he could kill himself. I said that's nothing to be proud of. Usually gumption, or balls, is a positively used term. How am I twisting your words? Maybe you just don't agree with what consequence your words lead to?

Lord Borbak · #12 Post by **Lord Borbak** » 07 Apr 2009 23:25

Kankra wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Kankra wrote:Private Pyle? That's a retarded insane loser. Anybody can pull the trigger of a gun.
No they can't. Go try it. Anyone can pull the trigger of a gun, very few can do it while it's pointed at their head.
Having the guts to kill yourself and another person before that is nothing praiseworthy at all.

I think it is. If not, then at least it makes interesting stuff to watch on tv.

t.a.j. · #13 Post by **t.a.j.** » 07 Apr 2009 23:45

How is this even a discussion?

End Of An Era · #14 Post by **End Of An Era** » 09 Apr 2009 19:13

OT: i masturbated while thinking of satan. i failed. next time i'll think of the virgin mary.

Cerbere · #15 Post by **Cerbere** » 10 Apr 2009 01:38

odin>satan

Skyclad · #16 Post by **Skyclad** » 10 Apr 2009 03:21

Cerbere wrote:odin>satan

Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.

Lord Borbak · #17 Post by **Lord Borbak** » 10 Apr 2009 03:44

No.

Thrash and Death Metal would like to have a word with you.

End Of An Era · #18 Post by **End Of An Era** » 10 Apr 2009 09:34

Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.

you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond

t.a.j. · #19 Post by **t.a.j.** » 10 Apr 2009 09:39

End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond

Bridge of Death?

End Of An Era · #20 Post by **End Of An Era** » 10 Apr 2009 11:33

t.a.j. wrote:
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
Bridge of Death?

No presents for christmas?

t.a.j. · #21 Post by **t.a.j.** » 10 Apr 2009 12:06

But Bridge of Death is very inspired by Satan!

Skyclad · #22 Post by **Skyclad** » 10 Apr 2009 15:15

End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote:
Cerbere wrote:odin>satan
Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond

King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.

Lord Borbak · #23 Post by **Lord Borbak** » 10 Apr 2009 23:43

Skyclad wrote:
End Of An Emo wrote:
Skyclad wrote: Well, Odin has inspired better music than Satan.
you're kidding, right?!
Manowar < King Diamond
King Diamond is a big NASCAR nut. That's not very Satan.

Actually, watching more than 10 mins of a Nascar race could very well be considered hell.

Ratatosk · #24 Post by **Ratatosk** » 10 Apr 2009 23:47

!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!

Little Dragon · #25 Post by **Little Dragon** » 10 Apr 2009 23:58

Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!

and fuck him

t.a.j. · #26 Post by **t.a.j.** » 11 Apr 2009 00:24

Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him

'cause he's a jew!

#27 Post by **Led Guardian** » 11 Apr 2009 05:26

t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him
'cause he's a jew!

Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.

Sleeping Dragon · #28 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 11 Apr 2009 07:21

t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!
and fuck him
'cause he's a jew!

Fuck Yeah! Fuck Jews! \8)/

ThePKH · #29 Post by **ThePKH** » 11 Apr 2009 22:28

Led Guardian wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote: and fuck him
'cause he's a jew!
Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.

Teh historic facts that you can read from the history book bible state that he died but came back to life. Still, a 2000 year old guy must be an interesting case (not to mention having sex with him). Imagine the smell!! I've met many old people and they have that certain old-people's odour to them. And these are less than 100 years old!!! Imagine a smell 20 times that!

Ratatosk · #30 Post by **Ratatosk** » 12 Apr 2009 00:32

Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!

#31 Post by **Led Guardian** » 12 Apr 2009 01:13

Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!

And joint bank accounts!

the blue magian · #32 Post by **the blue magian** » 12 Apr 2009 01:42

sound like fucking marige

:P

ThePKH · #33 Post by **ThePKH** » 12 Apr 2009 02:35

Led Guardian wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
And joint bank accounts!

Join a cult then. Share your bank account with Jesus!

#34 Post by **Led Guardian** » 13 Apr 2009 01:07

ThePKH wrote:
Led Guardian wrote:
Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!
And joint bank accounts!
Join a cult then. Share your bank account with Jesus!

Well, if he shares my bank account, he'll need to get a better paying job than Prophet and Son of God. I don't want to have to pay the bills on my income alone.

the blue magian · #35 Post by **the blue magian** » 13 Apr 2009 01:37

not to metion that he is behind on his taxes too for lets say 2000 years???

:P

Cerbere · #36 Post by **Cerbere** » 13 Apr 2009 07:53

Led Guardian wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Little Dragon wrote: and fuck him
'cause he's a jew!
Eww. That's disgusting. He's been dead 2000 years.

not really it would probably just be a dirty skeleton

End Of An Era · #37 Post by **End Of An Era** » 13 Apr 2009 19:03

Ratatosk wrote:Shame on you! Love is more then sex, it's shopping and vacations, and romantic dinners!

love is indeed more than sex, but i'd like to keep my personal business separate from work-related issues

Ratatosk · #38 Post by **Ratatosk** » 13 Apr 2009 20:12

Satan loves ladies-football

End Of An Era · #39 Post by **End Of An Era** » 13 Apr 2009 20:35

Satan loves pranks

Balaak · #40 Post by **Balaak** » 13 Apr 2009 21:21

Believing in Satan means that in a sense you are a christian since you believe in the same deities, you are not a true heathen, but rather a retard. Those of us of Norse blood can feel awesome about worshiping Odin and do totally brutal and barbaric things feeling that it is good, not evil. Just think, would you rather spend your afterlife as a devil-worshipping cunt in Niflheim or as a fallen warrior in the hall of the slain?

P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about every barbaric culture ever. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn cool

Balaak · #41 Post by **Balaak** » 13 Apr 2009 21:24

Ratatosk wrote:!!!Let's all love Jesus instead!!!

You are supposed to be a mythological squirrel who carries insults from the great eagle to the dragon, Nidhogg... YOU SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE IN JESUS WHILE SERVING THE TERRIBLE ONE!!!

Ratatosk · #42 Post by **Ratatosk** » 13 Apr 2009 22:02

Nidhogg confessed for me that he is actually Jesus... he just grew a beard, flew from his nice roots and did all that biblical stuff!

I tell you, crucifying a dragon must have been awfully hard... dunno why they hang a man on the cross nowadays

#43 Post by **Led Guardian** » 14 Apr 2009 00:20

Jesus is back again!

End Of An Era · #44 Post by **End Of An Era** » 14 Apr 2009 09:34

Jesus is back indeed!

And he is a very naughty boy...

Balaak · #45 Post by **Balaak** » 14 Apr 2009 16:28

Ratatosk wrote:Nidhogg confessed for me that he is actually Jesus... he just grew a beard, flew from his nice roots and did all that biblical stuff!

I tell you, crucifying a dragon must have been awfully hard... dunno why they hang a man on the cross nowadays

Maybe it is more politically correct? or maybe they are racist like Toliken

t.a.j. · #46 Post by **t.a.j.** » 14 Apr 2009 22:23

Balaak wrote: P.S. Cerbere and I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. We have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why we are so damn ignorant

Fixed that for you.

Cerbere · #47 Post by **Cerbere** » 15 Apr 2009 01:08

t.a.j. wrote:
Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
Fixed that for you.

I personally would have never posted something like that so this is better

Sleeping Dragon · #48 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 18 Apr 2009 11:30

End Of An Emo wrote:Jesus is back indeed!

And he is a very naughty boy...

i will neither confirm nor deny the allegations.

t.a.j. · #49 Post by **t.a.j.** » 18 Apr 2009 12:19

Cerbere wrote:
t.a.j. wrote:
Balaak wrote: P.S. I have blood from about a handful of north-western european late-comers to civilization. I have Norse blood from Sweden, Norway and Iceland, Pirate blood from Scotland, Celtic blood and German blood. That may very well be why I am so damn ignorant and Cerbere fucking pwwns all
Fixed that for you.
I personally would have never posted something like that so this is better

Granted. My apologies.

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