http://omegle.com/
It will take me longer to explain it than it would take you to just check it out
Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen
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No‘am
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Maybe the weirdest website I've ever seen
Male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
イン ウィーノー ウェーリタース
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Gosh, they don't even know Monty Python!Stranger: hi
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: ok, take another one
Stranger: whatever
You: I *will* not buy this record. IT is scratched.
Stranger: so take another one dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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Little Dragon
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Joost wrote:Gosh, they don't even know Monty Python!Stranger: hi
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: ok, take another one
Stranger: whatever
You: I *will* not buy this record. IT is scratched.
Stranger: so take another one dumbass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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Sleeping Dragon
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No‘am
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: from? =)
Stranger: its good, a bit tired tho
You: some Asian country
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Male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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t.a.j.
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I chatted with a chinese student. He didn't say much. It was unpleasant.
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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Envinyatar
- Posts: 949
- Joined: 10 Aug 2003 22:26
- Location: Berlin
- Contact:
Mine was better...
Can't say I said something wrong or...?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Can't say I said something wrong or...?
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
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End Of An Era
- Posts: 5872
- Joined: 11 Apr 2004 00:56
- Location: here, duh!
what am i doing wrong?? 
Omegle wrote:You: i don't like strangers
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http://www.sevenstepsofdenial.comI got plenty of ribs, god, make more women!!
http://www.myspace.com/sevenstepsofdenial
Always fun to talk in fake languages made up at the spot:
Stranger: hi there
You: Gürbek batak?
Stranger: no thanks
You: Zool mürbik.
Stranger: female?
You: Zal.
Stranger: how old?
You: Kürma-ti altöz.
Stranger: i just want to know
You: Marbu?
Stranger: cause i don't want to talk to a 65 year old perv
Stranger: well... how old are you?
You: Urhudi armatüzo karbattu, kürba maladaz.
Stranger: whatever dude
Stranger: later
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Karbuz brühl!
Stranger: What?
You: Zarbuk marak Amerika zürdük.
Stranger: yeah... How about english?
You: Karzi Küragük marta Angelük? Zarbu küru Angelük. :\
Stranger: I guess not... cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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End Of An Era
- Posts: 5872
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- Location: here, duh!
WTF joost, that is acutally an amazing attempt! i want to learn that language too!! 
Damn, i even fail at thatYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: Tziç
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http://www.sevenstepsofdenial.comI got plenty of ribs, god, make more women!!
http://www.myspace.com/sevenstepsofdenial
It's called "inventing random words that, to a layman, look like they could be Hungarian (or Turkish)". Use lots of words that end in -k or -z, and use lots of ü's.End Of An Emo wrote:WTF joost, that is acutally an amazing attempt! i want to learn that language too!!
KÜLBEK ZAHDUR!
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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Envinyatar
- Posts: 949
- Joined: 10 Aug 2003 22:26
- Location: Berlin
- Contact:
What am I doing wrong again?
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am from china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
Yes, I knew it.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: I am an engineer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
I don't understand this man. He loves it but he thinks it's a pedophile portal?You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I'm the founder of this site. So how did you find it?
Stranger: GOOGLE
Stranger: people keep spamming me
Stranger: i don't believe you by the way >_>
You: No, I mean how did you like it?
Stranger: I LOVE IT
Stranger: it's so funny but people keep spamming me
Stranger: This is a pedophile portal
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In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
Weird dialogues ensue. I actually liked this guyLooking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: I'm Nikola Tesla from Serbia, you?
Stranger: i'm adrian from australia!
You: wow, nice!
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: how old are you?
You: a friend called Schrödinger once told me it's great down under!
You: i am 27
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: when are you visiting me down under?
You: Wow you are too fast
Stranger: ha
Stranger: have you been here before?
You: Yes, I've been to Australia with my friend Heisenberg once
You: to Melbourne
You: he dumped me though
Stranger: that's where i am!
You: what is your profession?
Stranger: am a lawyer
Stranger: and you?
You: I am an engineer
Stranger: are you on msn?
You: I have worked with Carl Friedrich Gauss for a while. You know him?
You: He is also from Australia
Stranger: no don't know him
You: ok
In this world there are two tragedies, one is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it. Oscar Wilde
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to work one at a time.
LOOOOOOLBelgarion wrote:Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: I'm Nikola Tesla from Serbia, you?
Stranger: i'm adrian from australia!
You: wow, nice!
Stranger: are you a boy or girl?
You: I am a girl
Stranger: how old are you?
You: a friend called Schrödinger once told me it's great down under!
You: i am 27
Stranger: yes it is!
Stranger: when are you visiting me down under?
You: Wow you are too fast
Stranger: ha
Stranger: have you been here before?
You: Yes, I've been to Australia with my friend Heisenberg once
You: to Melbourne
You: he dumped me though
Stranger: that's where i am!
You: what is your profession?
Stranger: am a lawyer
Stranger: and you?
You: I am an engineer
Stranger: are you on msn?
You: I have worked with Carl Friedrich Gauss for a while. You know him?
You: He is also from Australia
Stranger: no don't know him
You: ok
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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t.a.j.
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I lol in veneration!
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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Traveller in Time
- Posts: 1126
- Joined: 02 Sep 2002 19:43
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Dentarthurdent
- Posts: 4231
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- Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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NP: Blind Guardian - Don't Talk to StrangersStranger: moro XD
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wussup?
Stranger: osaaks nörtti suomee
Stranger: ?
Stranger: =)
You: You're finnish?^^
Stranger: vastaa
Stranger: vittu'
Stranger: joo'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!
\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/
You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/
You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
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Envinyatar
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- Location: Berlin
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How to confuse peopleConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好
You: Gesundheit
Stranger: what?
Stranger: I am Chinese
You: ei se mitään
You have disconnected.
Bubbles everywhere, raise your hands into the air, we're bubblers, bubblers of the world!
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
"Do you know what an aqueduct is?" - "It has something to do with water..." - "And...?" - "A duck?!"
"If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed, and I would be their king." -Raj
"The future is like a Japanese game show. You have no idea what's going on."
"Is space hot?" - "Of course it is, where else do you think we get pineapples from?"
Paha tipu!
Concert photography -> StageShots.net
So, to all the people here who think that people only disappear if you disclose yourself as a male:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hia
Stranger: a.s.l
Stranger: ?
You: 15/f/Ibiza
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
Sometimes they do play along...
...and sometimes they don't...You: hello
Stranger: hi love
You: you didn't forget to do the dishes today, did you?
Stranger: actually i di
Stranger: d
You: i figured
You: that's usually the case when you call me love
Stranger: tell me about your sex life
Stranger: is it as sad as mine
You: you should know about it.
You: you're my wife.
Stranger: im your boyfriend, silly
You: oh, geez,
You: first you are forgetting to mention you had a gender change
You: and now you also forget to mention the divorce
You: i'm getting fed up with it, really.
Stranger: i never loved you really
You: WHAT? there is someone else in your life!???
You: LISTEN! I AM COMPLETELY FED UP WITH THIS NOW
You: YOU CAN GO TO FUCKING HELL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Tell me, WHY did you forget to bring the USB stick with the classified information?!
Stranger: wattt ?
You: You KNOW this is of utmost importance.
You: Lives are at risk, even. :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
::.: Homepage .::. last.fm .::. Facebook .::. Flickr :.::
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t.a.j.
- Posts: 1459
- Joined: 18 Aug 2002 23:29
- Location: where ignorant armies clash by night
- Contact:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
You: I am of the tribe of nine, we are too few in this age
what tribe are you from, random stranger?
Stranger: male, 78, german
Stranger: want cam sex?
Stranger: Im from the tribe germany
You: the power of your tribe compels me.
Stranger: Im big white man
Stranger: i treat you nice
Stranger: you come home with me?
You: please invade my anus with your shriveled apendage
Stranger: FAAAART
You: tribal law dictates the sacredness of anus. the tribe is forever.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I didnt knew that, thank you!
You: will you engange with me in the rite of mirrored penetration?
Stranger: i dont know what it means..
Stranger: Explain it
Stranger: Förklara för mig!
You: I am sorry, the sound of bells heralds the ending of this.
You: may your apendage shrivel less
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
I guess I broke a worldwide record...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer
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BG news (if you're lazy to check the site) :: You're on Facebook? Look at my photos from concerts, travels and more :: Oh, and since you're at it, check my photos also on 500px
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Deliverance
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horsefuck.net
You: congrats
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u just lost the game
Stranger: omgzzz
You: Damn bastard!
You: but you lost it too
Stranger: u raff u ruse
Stranger: i dun care
You: Loser
Stranger: OH
Stranger: u know the rules
Damn bastard
They even know the Game! btw, you lost
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horsefuck.net
You: congrats
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u just lost the game
Stranger: omgzzz
You: Damn bastard!
You: but you lost it too
Stranger: u raff u ruse
Stranger: i dun care
You: Loser
Stranger: OH
Stranger: u know the rules
Damn bastard
They even know the Game! btw, you lost "Young knight learn, to love God and revere women, so that your honour grows.
Practice knighthood and learn the Art that dignifies you, and brings you honour in wars.
Wrestle well and wield lance, spear, sword and dagger manfully; whose use in others’ hands is wasted."
www.sabaton.nl
Practice knighthood and learn the Art that dignifies you, and brings you honour in wars.
Wrestle well and wield lance, spear, sword and dagger manfully; whose use in others’ hands is wasted."
www.sabaton.nl
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the blue magian
- Posts: 415
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they dont even like it when your talink in your own language
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hoe gaat het
Stranger: huh?
You: alles goed?
Stranger: english muthafucker. do you speak it?
You: uuhhhhhh yes perfectly but you dont have to call me names i dont call you a ass fucker do i now?
Stranger: well whats the jibberish you were spoutin earlier?
Stranger: ASL?
You: no thank
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Some people haven't watched Pirates of the Caribbean enough.
Also, I guess someone doesn't like Italy that much
And how about this one?
And finally, someone clearly afraid of the Joker....
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: Do you fear death?
Stranger: meh, not really
You: Do you fear that deep dark abyss?
You: All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished.....
You: I can offer you an escape
Stranger: O.o
You: One hundred year before the mast.... postpone the final judgement
You: Will ye serve?
Stranger: O.O
Also, I guess someone doesn't like Italy that much
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Italy
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And how about this one?
You: Hello
Stranger: PENIS PENIS DUCK!
Stranger: DUCK!
Stranger: too slow
Stranger: COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS! COCKS [and so on to infinity of the screen]
And finally, someone clearly afraid of the Joker....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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"There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool"
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer
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A slight call afar is tempting me, like a whisper sweet or an awful scream; I cannot ignore what I've always been, I'm leaving again - one last time? in my little kingdom I can be what I really wanted to be... The wanderer
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End Of An Era
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- Location: here, duh!
Very polite, making fun of my handicap
Gender discrimination!!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how do you do?
You: do what?
Stranger: do you speak english?
You: nah, i'm a mute
You: i can write though
Stranger: well that's fantastic
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Still no Monthy Python fans around...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what are u wearing now? ( if u female answer..if u not....)
You: oh my
Stranger: xD
You: you kind of catch me by surprise,
Stranger: good opener ya?
Stranger: not this boring hi...
You: yeah indeed
Stranger: so?
You: well, no female, but long haired
Stranger: enough
Stranger: XDD
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You: i will not buy this record, it is scratched
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http://www.sevenstepsofdenial.comI got plenty of ribs, god, make more women!!
http://www.myspace.com/sevenstepsofdenial
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Dentarthurdent
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Not very talkative...Connecting to server...
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R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!
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You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
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You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
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Little Dragon
- Posts: 3557
- Joined: 19 Aug 2002 15:55
- Location: under the stars ~ Velona
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i found one! but he doesn't like the life of brain...End Of An Emo wrote: Still no Monthy Python fans around...
also nice:Connecting to server...
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Stranger: haii
You: hi
You: wo?
Stranger: ??
You: the shark, where is it?
Stranger: next to me
You: why?!?
You: i'm scared of it!!!
Stranger: we iz best matezzzz
You: why is he (or she?) your best mate?
Stranger: she
Stranger: we had sexisssss
Stranger: make de babi sharks
You: now i'm really scared! o.O
You: do they have pointed teeth?
Stranger: its an army
Stranger: preparin for da world dominashun
You: an army?!?
Stranger: yeshh
You: where do you start the invasion?
Stranger: well...where are you from
You: i'm not tellin' you that! then you start your invasion in good ol' germany!
You: d'oh! '-_-
Stranger: hahaaa
Stranger: noo we fight dem too much niniitt
Stranger: we havent fought france in AGES
You: i will not buy this record. it is scratched.
Stranger: haha
You: i will not buy it!
Stranger: have it for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: yeah!
You: what a mess...
Stranger: YOU'RE a mess
You: no! here is only a mess, but no messiah!
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Stranger: nipples
You: moin
Stranger: moin?
You: moin.
Stranger: whats that
You: saying hello in another way
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YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which
I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
it’s a very very...
...Mad world
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Traveller in Time
- Posts: 1126
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Yeah and even not knowing Saxon:
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Stranger: hoj?
You: We were strangers in the night (*)
Both on separate flights
Strangers in the night
Going nowhere
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Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!
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End Of An Era
- Posts: 5872
- Joined: 11 Apr 2004 00:56
- Location: here, duh!
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Stranger: Hi! 26/m/usa here... and you?
You: grußgötti!
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Stranger: howdy
You: jaktens tid!
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Stranger: hey
You: Trollhammaren!
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four in a row!! i'm getting better at thisYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Allah Ahkbar!
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http://www.sevenstepsofdenial.comI got plenty of ribs, god, make more women!!
http://www.myspace.com/sevenstepsofdenial
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Traveller in Time
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- Joined: 02 Sep 2002 19:43
That was a funny one!Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 110m
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: So before you die
Stranger: want to fuck an eel?
You: and what is your level above the sea
You: no i let you do it first
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Come on wikipedia says ASL means Above Sea Level
Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!
Hey, this one didn't seem to know Monty Python, but I did manage to arrange my wedding 
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:Stranger: Heyaa
You: I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
Stranger: but
Stranger: I'm
Stranger: so
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you will love me
Stranger: wait
You: Okay
You: Sure
Stranger: you already do
Stranger: hey
You: How do you know?
Stranger: lets go to las vegas and get married
You: Sure!
Stranger: haha cause im cool like that
Stranger: yayy
Stranger: but wait
Stranger: are you a girl or a boy? XD
You: Yes, what's the problem?
You: Hm.
You: Does that matter?
Stranger: not really
You: Hm wait, I guess it does in Vegas...
Stranger: it's pure love
You: they don't have same sex marriages there yet, do they?
Stranger: stays in vegas
Stranger: hahaah no idea
Stranger: we can be the first ones :=)
You: hm.
Stranger:*
You: sounds like a plan!
Stranger: hahah totally!
Stranger: where should I pick you up??
Stranger: XD
You: how about like... marrying tomorrow?
Stranger: tomorrow sounds good !
Stranger: in the afternoon
You: hm. I'm in Europe now. so I guess I should just find a plane to Vegas
You: but it should work
Stranger: Aw snap!
You: What's the problem?
Stranger: well I'm far from las vegas as well XD
Stranger: it cannot be tomorow
You: Doesn't matter, does it?
You: Hm.
You: Well, the day after that?
Stranger: the day after tomorrow!
You: Should be possible
You: Sure!
Stranger: hahaha yesss
Stranger: totally
You: yay I'm marrying!
Stranger: yay
Stranger: ahahaha I'm going to celebrate now
Stranger: lmao
You: anyway, I gotta do some stuff now, see you in Vegas!
Stranger: whats your name? x)
You: byebye
Stranger: hahaa boo
Stranger: au revoir!
You: *kiss*
You: see you!
Stranger: *kisss*
Stranger: ;D
You:
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You charge each other for the time and breath it takes to say 'good morning',
But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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But the truth is slowly dawning -- things are getting out of hand,
We all pursue our shattered dreams along the roads to our own ruin --
Watch our empires sink and wash away like castles made of sand.
And so cast off the lies that are your lives and find the truth within. -- Martin Walkyier
Also, Balrogs have wings.
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End Of An Era
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AA meeting i guess...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: long haired metal listener here
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Afraid of commitment?You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: two beer or not two beer... that's the question
Stranger: lol
You: i wasn't joking, dead serious here!
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Stranger: hi
You: will you marry me?
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http://www.sevenstepsofdenial.comI got plenty of ribs, god, make more women!!
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Traveller in Time
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Traveller in Time
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Yeah there are some strange ones around.Cerbere wrote:like 10 people did this to me...You: You, will most likely die,
By the hands of my arm,
When I come and fly,
And take over your face,
With the front of my hatredcopter.
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Sorry about my bad english, but the good one is on vacation!
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Traveller in Time
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I'm typing these lyrics, thats the farthest ive every gottenYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: l?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: This is a song about Elisabeth Bathori
You: Her blood is ourselves
You: Clean Hungarian blood
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Dark castle, occult carol sounds
You: Women are crying, but they are satisfied
You: Elisabeth didn't sleep tonight
Stranger: are u fuck crazy1
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Led Guardian
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- Location: Somewhere less cliché than far beyond
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Led Guardian
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- Joined: 26 Mar 2008 21:08
- Location: Somewhere less cliché than far beyond
Maybe the all caps was too much...Connecting to server...
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Stranger: Hi
You: OMGHAI
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: ROFL
You: DO YOU HAVE FUZZY PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS TOO?
Stranger: DUCKROLL
You: MINE STILL HAVE BLOOD ON THEM
Stranger: MUDKIPZ?
You: BUT DADDY SAYS IT WILL COME OUT
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'Nowhere has this renunciation of man's transience been more joyous or uplifting than in the medium of airport carpets.'
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t.a.j.
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- Location: where ignorant armies clash by night
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMENTOR!Cerbere wrote:I'm typing these lyrics, thats the farthest ive every gottenYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: l?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: This is a song about Elisabeth Bathori
You: Her blood is ourselves
You: Clean Hungarian blood
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Dark castle, occult carol sounds
You: Women are crying, but they are satisfied
You: Elisabeth didn't sleep tonight
Stranger: are u fuck crazy1
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That's one amazing song
http://www.gedichtblog.de
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
Still the goddamn Batman.
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Dentarthurdent
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- Joined: 08 May 2008 17:17
- Location: Heidelberg, Germany
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you can also do it the other way round:
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Stranger: hey
You: peace
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: guess
Stranger: girl?
You: epic fail
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R.I.P. The Following - The page may have deceased, but Followers will be Followers until the world will be no more!
\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/
You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
\,,/ last.fm \,,/ Flickr \,,/ My Band \,,/ Twitter \,,/ My CD-collection \,,/
You're a load of useless bloody loonies! - Ford Prefect
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the blue magian
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- Location: at the origion of life and the end of mankind
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sometimes you find the strangesest people
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Stranger: Hi
You: EEEEEEEKKKKKKK
Stranger: okkk...
Stranger: YAIKES!
You: HOW ARE YOU
Stranger: ZOINKS!
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: YOU?
You: FINE
Stranger: HOW TO PUT CAPS LOCK OFF?
You: WHAT LOCK?
Stranger: CAPS LOCK
You: I DONT HAVE ANY CAPS
You: I DONDT HEAR VERRY WELL
Stranger: ME NEITHER
Stranger: I ATE MY EAR TODAY
Stranger: ITS TASTY
Stranger: I'M CANNIBAL!
You: HMMM HAVE YOU TRIED TO MARINATE IT FIRST I HEAR ITS VERRY TASTY
Stranger: I'LL TRY WITH MY OTHER EAR
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