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The Rider Of Rohan
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by The Rider Of Rohan » 31 Jan 2010 22:25
What would happen if you start watching movies by starting at the ending and finishing with the start? I'll try to begin - you feel free to follow.
Star Wars
After introducing his father to an old man he found in a shaft, Luke leaves the universe in their hands. He parks the shuttle at Hoth, then returns to Tatooie to enjoy a quiet life as a farmer.
Next.

spamel wrote:Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
Periods.
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End Of An Era
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by End Of An Era » 01 Feb 2010 00:33
fun!!
The Shining
A mother takes her son to his mentally sick father, who had just set fire to a hotel. After putting it out, they slowly watch him regain his sanity. After a while, the three of them leave happily ever after.
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ThePKH
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by ThePKH » 01 Feb 2010 12:03
Alien
A woman recovers a monster from space to her escape pod. They return to the spaceship where the monster revives all her dead crewmates, shrinks in size and disappears into the chest of one of them. After the same crew member catches another monster to his face, they ship him down to a planet where the facehugger jumps off his face and disappears into an egg. They all go back to the spaceship and hearing an unknown transmission they go to stasis.
I still am the terror that flaps in the night!
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The Rider Of Rohan
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by The Rider Of Rohan » 01 Feb 2010 18:25
The Lord Of The Rings
Frodo finds a ring in a volcano and takes it all the way to the Shire. There he gives the ring to his uncle on his birthday, after which his uncle turns from visible and starts arguing with the Sackvill-Bagginses. In the meantime Sauron builds a huge tower, Aragorn divorces his elf-wife and becomes a hunter, and Leglas and Gimli start arguing.
spamel wrote:Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
Periods.
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Palantyre
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by Palantyre » 01 Feb 2010 19:16
Jaws
Floating pieces of shark meat suddenly fuse together forming a huge Great White.
The shark then proceeds to fix a sinking boat, the crew of which is so grateful they start pulling off the harpoons sticking out of the shark. They also collect some of the mixture of fish and blood and stuff the shark keeps regurgitating.
After this the shark throws up some human body parts which form into new humans.
The last of these humans, a young woman, swims around for a while before running into some guy's car and driving off. The shark's activities following this are unknown.
And The Lord said unto John: 'Come forth and receive eternal life'.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
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No‘am
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by No‘am » 02 Feb 2010 00:23
Shortbus
They have sex. Then they go to a private sex club and have sex. Then they have more sex.
Male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Mahoora
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by Mahoora » 02 Feb 2010 02:09
Awakenings
A guy wakes up from a coma, starts having some serious side effects, a doctor tries to help, eventually he gets better and starts to go out of the hospital and enjoy him self. suddenly, he goes back to coma for 30 years!!
All those plans and hopes and dreams what happens to them? it's only a handfull of the lucky ones who can look back and say that they even came close.
You can't take it with you. act III,scene I
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Raistlin Majere
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by Raistlin Majere » 02 Feb 2010 15:18
How to lose a guy in 10 days:
A guy and a lady are a couple working for different magazines.
The womam writes an article about the ways that she can lose a guy in 10 days. She the applies the plan, and does horrible things to get rid of the guy, but with no luck. The guy suffers everything and does what he can to keep her in love with him.
In the end they understand they don't love each other and they break up.

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The Rider Of Rohan
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by The Rider Of Rohan » 23 Dec 2010 13:35
Terminator 2
John Connor builds a robot and sends it into the future, where his future self donates the cyborg to Skynet.
spamel wrote:Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
Periods.
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Skrymir
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by Skrymir » 23 Dec 2010 16:20
District 9
A Spaceship lands on earth and takes Aliens away, which are build from pieces and brought to life by a good weapon industry. One Alien transforms into human and ends up beeing a loser.
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The Rider Of Rohan
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by The Rider Of Rohan » 30 Apr 2011 12:45
Scarface
Tony Montantana gets rid of his cocain-addiction and sells all of his guns. He then introduces his ex-wife to a druglord and leaves them be. After taking the boat back to Cuba he gets the scar removed from his face.
spamel wrote:Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
Periods.
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