Dumbest Deutscher EVER

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The Rider Of Rohan · #1 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 23 May 2010 17:58

No‘am · #2 Post by **No‘am** » 23 May 2010 19:12

NSFW would be greatly appreciated in the future

End Of An Era · #3 Post by **End Of An Era** » 23 May 2010 19:31

why? it's sunday

i don't work

spamel · #4 Post by **spamel** » 23 May 2010 19:40

It's how I always light my barbecue! I often do it at Christmas too: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fireeeee!"

End Of An Era · #5 Post by **End Of An Era** » 23 May 2010 19:49

funny... i do exactly the opposite. I nicknamed him the "little firebrigade"

The Rider Of Rohan · #6 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 24 May 2010 16:38

Mine: Der Panzergrenadier.

Gandalf de Grijze · #7 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 24 May 2010 18:37

Glamdring is mine

Andreas · #8 Post by **Andreas** » 24 May 2010 19:28

What about it's Orcish nickname: Beater (the Dutch version, "Slachter", sounds even better)?

Gandalf de Grijze · #9 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 24 May 2010 19:31

hehe.. beater.. SWAFFELEN!!!!!

End Of An Era · #10 Post by **End Of An Era** » 24 May 2010 19:55

so you're referring to the little mister as a sword?

that surely will attract loads of women

Gandalf de Grijze · #11 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 24 May 2010 20:06

they all wanan be my scabbard

The Rider Of Rohan · #12 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 24 May 2010 20:09

End Of An Era wrote:so you're referring to the little mister as a sword? that surely will attract loads of women

Yes. He is the one who takes the sword out of the stone.

End Of An Era · #13 Post by **End Of An Era** » 24 May 2010 20:23

i'd rather stick my 'sword' in/get it out something else than stone. but hey, whatever flogs your log

The Rider Of Rohan · #14 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 24 May 2010 21:18

Steven doesn't do it because he want to, he does it because he can.

Gandalf de Grijze · #15 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 24 May 2010 21:27

it's not excalibur, so it won't go into or out of stone

The Rider Of Rohan · #16 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 24 May 2010 22:47

But it slices through peaches rather nice.

Gandalf de Grijze · #17 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 24 May 2010 22:48

you can smack against melons too

The Rider Of Rohan · #18 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 25 May 2010 07:00

How bout butter??

No‘am · #19 Post by **No‘am** » 25 May 2010 14:14

It can also pop cherries pretty efficiently (unless they're too small).

The Rider Of Rohan · #20 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 25 May 2010 20:11

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