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Dumbest Deutscher EVER

#1 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 23 May 2010 17:58

spamel wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
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#2 Post by No‘am » 23 May 2010 19:12

NSFW would be greatly appreciated in the future ;)
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#3 Post by End Of An Era » 23 May 2010 19:31

why? it's sunday :P i don't work :mrgreen:

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#4 Post by spamel » 23 May 2010 19:40

It's how I always light my barbecue! I often do it at Christmas too: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fireeeee!" :roll:
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#5 Post by End Of An Era » 23 May 2010 19:49

funny... i do exactly the opposite. I nicknamed him the "little firebrigade" :P

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#6 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 24 May 2010 16:38

Mine: Der Panzergrenadier.
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#7 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 24 May 2010 18:37

Glamdring is mine ;)
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#8 Post by Andreas » 24 May 2010 19:28

What about it's Orcish nickname: Beater (the Dutch version, "Slachter", sounds even better)?

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#9 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 24 May 2010 19:31

hehe.. beater.. SWAFFELEN!!!!!
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#10 Post by End Of An Era » 24 May 2010 19:55

so you're referring to the little mister as a sword? :shock: that surely will attract loads of women :lol:

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#11 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 24 May 2010 20:06

they all wanan be my scabbard
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#12 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 24 May 2010 20:09

End Of An Era wrote:so you're referring to the little mister as a sword? :shock: that surely will attract loads of women :lol:
Yes. He is the one who takes the sword out of the stone.
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#13 Post by End Of An Era » 24 May 2010 20:23

i'd rather stick my 'sword' in/get it out something else than stone. but hey, whatever flogs your log :lol:

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#14 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 24 May 2010 21:18

Steven doesn't do it because he want to, he does it because he can.
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#15 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 24 May 2010 21:27

it's not excalibur, so it won't go into or out of stone
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#16 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 24 May 2010 22:47

But it slices through peaches rather nice. :P
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#17 Post by Gandalf de Grijze » 24 May 2010 22:48

you can smack against melons too 8)
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#18 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 25 May 2010 07:00

How bout butter??
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#19 Post by No‘am » 25 May 2010 14:14

It can also pop cherries pretty efficiently (unless they're too small).
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#20 Post by The Rider Of Rohan » 25 May 2010 20:11

spamel wrote:
Sleeping Dragon wrote:i just don't understand what's so wrong with being a woman...
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