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Andreas · #901 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Aug 2010 02:48

*bangs on the door but feels sleepy*

#902 Post by **Led Guardian** » 03 Aug 2010 02:49

*spends the night with Natalie*

Sleeping Dragon · #903 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 03 Aug 2010 06:42

yes! indeed! go forth my minions, and Fuck Jews!

Andreas · #904 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Aug 2010 12:36

Yessir, I'll comfort Natalie Portman after having to spend the night with that brute

*fucks Natalie Portman*

#905 Post by **Led Guardian** » 04 Aug 2010 02:23

What can I say? She preferred it rough.

Andreas · #906 Post by **Andreas** » 04 Aug 2010 12:49

Shall we team up?

#907 Post by **Led Guardian** » 05 Aug 2010 00:59

Sounds good.

Hansi Smurf · #908 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 13 Aug 2010 03:27

No'Am? Fucking Jews instead of Fucking Jewesses? Whatta fag!

Me? I'd never Fuck a Jew! My robot body'd never do such a blind, deaf and senseless thing! It'd be like me trying have sex for the money! It just can't happen, I am a perfect free-love only fucker after all!

Yeah, I'd love to fuck tons and tons of Jewesses, they are all pretty hot!
Unfortunately, despite their rather fertile outward appearances, Jewesses are like ALL the other readers here: NOT FREE-LOVING FREE-LIVING HIPPIES. Yep, it's true! I can't fuck a single soul, Jewess or otherwise, until all of the Rape and Consent Laws are overthrown everywhere, and publically.

Oh, and a great, big nonsexual "FUCK YOU!" to all and sundry!
Cya later.

Hansi Smurf · #909 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 20 Aug 2010 01:48

Huh? I come back after all this time, and No'Am still hasn't changed his mind and retitled the fucking thread?!?

"C'mon!" - Julian, Sunnyvale Crime Family, Nova Scotia. (Trailer Park Boys)

Bender B. Rodriguez · #910 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 20 Aug 2010 04:31

is Scarlet Johansen a jew?if yes,I'M IN!

#911 Post by **Led Guardian** » 20 Aug 2010 06:38

Bender B. Rodriguez wrote:is Scarlet Johansen a jew?if yes,I'M IN!

PRAISE THE LORD! SHE'S A JEW!

I call first!

Hansi Smurf · #912 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 20 Aug 2010 19:37

That's "Jewess", man.

Gender-specifism rules!

Kill, keep killing.

T3hOverlord · #913 Post by **T3hOverlord** » 03 Dec 2010 06:36

ill bump this lol

Sleeping Dragon · #914 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 03 Dec 2010 08:27

jep, still a worthy cause. Fuck Jews!

Andreas · #915 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Dec 2010 12:28

Ms. Portman, it's been too long

*fucks Natalie Portman*

Hansi Smurf · #916 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 10 Dec 2010 00:10

Say Andreas? Didja get 'er pregnant, or are ya still a dag-blasted Mental-Age moron?

"Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk!"

Andreas · #917 Post by **Andreas** » 10 Dec 2010 16:32

I'll hear more about that in nine months I believe...

Hansi Smurf · #918 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 26 Jan 2011 03:57

Yeah, despite the emotionally horrible walk thru the "Dead People Zone" from 424 Edm St. and all the way thru to the Millenium Library, I have once more returned for to communicate with the Net's Own Neutral!

Dig this, Man! All of the hypothetically chauvinist and brain tact-violent Americans, Canadians, Jews, Brits, Germans, Japs: all of the Cultists and Secularists, Universally, have all at last, been gapped by my own Critical Thinking Faculties!

This post is NOT in English, spamel! No, this post, is in - Earthling!

"Yeah, I always knew I was speaking Earthling, anyway Deddie!"
- Typical Readership Response!

(The Following Is A Boring Brag To Most Persons:) And say, speaking of Critical Thinking Faculties, did you know, that in Grade 7 (1985 fer me), me and 4 other Blood Type A Positives were taken from our mainstream classroom to a Special Education room, for to be told that Critical Thinking Faculties were not indigeneous to the 20-25 other "robots" from our Language Arts class?

Me! Hansi Smurf! Filled to the brim with Metatemporal Lobes, Critical Thinking Faculties, AND, a Super-Genius IQ Ability Score! Wow! I never self-realized any of that, until I wuz 37 years old! I'm awake at last!

Too, by this time September, I guarantee you this! I'll most likely have a 500lb benchpress and a 500 lb deadlift!

The key, Bards? Don't bodybuild! Just stick to benchpress and deadlift! You'll have legitimate super-strength in mere months, kids, I'm telling yah!

Andreas · #919 Post by **Andreas** » 26 Jan 2011 11:03

Quit the talking and fuck Jews, right now!

arwen091 · #920 Post by **arwen091** » 29 Jan 2011 01:26

*gets a chastity belt to avoid being fucked by a bunch of rabid sex-hungry Blind Guardian fans with a yid fetish*

Andreas · #921 Post by **Andreas** » 29 Jan 2011 03:59

I'm not sex-hungry, I just wanna fuck Jews!

Gandalf de Grijze · #922 Post by **Gandalf de Grijze** » 29 Jan 2011 04:05

*sings*

I WANNA FUCK
FUCK!!!

*/sings*

Sleeping Dragon · #923 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 29 Jan 2011 17:06

Fuck yeah! Fuck Jews!

Andreas · #924 Post by **Andreas** » 30 Jan 2011 00:58

*Fucks a Jew out of boredom*

Not the right mentality, I know

Hansi Smurf · #925 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 30 Jan 2011 22:12

We Are Lost!
We Are Lost!
We Are Lost In The Single Sound!

The Same Sound
That You Hear Right Here -

Everywhere Around... (repeat)

Sleeping Dragon · #926 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 30 Jan 2011 23:43

i hate it when he violates the sanctitiy of this topic... Fuck Jews!

Bender B. Rodriguez · #927 Post by **Bender B. Rodriguez** » 31 Jan 2011 03:00

hell yeah,everybody hates that

fuck jews

arwen091 · #928 Post by **arwen091** » 31 Jan 2011 05:14

There's an old Jewish mother saying...

"Why schtup a chiktzah when you can schtup a yid, huh?"

Sleeping Dragon · #929 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 31 Jan 2011 09:17

Schtup die Yiden!

Andreas · #930 Post by **Andreas** » 03 Feb 2011 15:14

*fucks a Jew*

arwen091 · #931 Post by **arwen091** » 04 Feb 2011 04:40

*gets fucked by Andreas*

Well... this is awkward.

Sleeping Dragon · #932 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 04 Feb 2011 12:27

whatever floats your gefilteh fish. now go Fuck more Jews!

Andreas · #933 Post by **Andreas** » 04 Feb 2011 17:05

arwen091 wrote:*gets fucked by Andreas*

Well... this is awkward.

Yes it is... and a coincidence, I was just randomly Jewscouting

*fucks another Jew*

arwen091 · #934 Post by **arwen091** » 05 Feb 2011 01:14

There are not enough hot, Jewish men for me.

What celebrity choices do I have? Adam Sandler? Ben Stiller? No thanks.

Guess I might as well go lesbian.

*fucks a female Jew*

Andreas · #935 Post by **Andreas** » 05 Feb 2011 12:03

*watches while eating peanuts*

The Rider Of Rohan · #936 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 05 Feb 2011 14:32

First page of this thread was about fucking jews, and so is the 19th page. So what exactly did I miss on the 17 pages in between?

Andreas · #937 Post by **Andreas** » 05 Feb 2011 14:57

Some real hawt action

Sleeping Dragon · #938 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 05 Feb 2011 19:55

you missed 17 pages of Fucking Jews! now go catch up with the Jew Fucking.

spamel · #939 Post by **spamel** » 06 Feb 2011 01:37

I reckon Mel Gibson would love it here!

arwen091 · #940 Post by **arwen091** » 07 Feb 2011 06:50

*joins in with Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman for a threesome*

Sleeping Dragon · #941 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 07 Feb 2011 23:00

ok, now THAT's Fucking Jews!

arwen091 · #942 Post by **arwen091** » 08 Feb 2011 06:19

Its a Jewish Trifecta of fucking!

Sleeping Dragon · #943 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 08 Feb 2011 08:17

you go girl, chase your dream.

arwen091 · #944 Post by **arwen091** » 09 Feb 2011 06:26

But that would involve Scarlet being there too...is she free?

Sleeping Dragon · #945 Post by **Sleeping Dragon** » 09 Feb 2011 08:22

i think none of them are... and one of them's pregnant. but it's your dream, you decide.

now go Fuck Jews!

Hansi Smurf · #946 Post by **Hansi Smurf** » 10 Feb 2011 04:23

Dragon? Arwen? You Are Both Creepily, And Weirdly, Opposed To The Pleasure Of Your Very Own Flesh!

Please, Both Of You! Visit Your Family Physician Immediately, And Recieve From The Medical Establishment, Both Of You, Tube Tyings and Vasectomies Respectively! Too, Partial Lobotomies Might Help Out The Tele/Empathic Communion Of Equals As Well!

Jews? Jewesses? Stand Up Here And Be Your Traditonal Selves: Fertile, Fighting, Monogamous Mates, And Give These Knuckle-Heads Some Lumps, Willya???

- The Warlord Of Yahweh

#947 Post by **Led Guardian** » 10 Feb 2011 06:20

Sleeping Dragon wrote:i think none of them are... and one of them's pregnant. but it's your dream, you decide.

Maybe that's part of her dream.

Andreas · #948 Post by **Andreas** » 10 Feb 2011 21:57

I won't fuck Natalie Portman anymore. She cheated on me without a condom

Andreas · #949 Post by **Andreas** » 11 Feb 2011 00:07

Might aswell steal the page

The Rider Of Rohan · #950 Post by **The Rider Of Rohan** » 12 Feb 2011 14:19

Fuck pagestealers. Such a jewish thing to do.

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