Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

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The Celestine Prophecies and Divine Coincidences

#51 Post by Hansi Smurf » 22 Sep 2009 23:28

When I was searching my fabled 1957 Encyclopediac Dictionary from Webster's, instead of finding anything about the flora and fauna of the fabled Black Forest, as I'd hoped to find, I found rather, (and it was the first thing mentioned about Germany under the "Germany" listing)
"The Spiellute" (musicians) of the Middle High German Period (1050-1350AD). Interestingly, by my estimation of the old European racial profilings, the four BG celebritys are most probably considered by most racial-profilers, Middle High, and as well, four names of the old masters were mentiond: Heinrich Von Veldeke, Hartmann Von Aue, Wolfram Von Eschenbach, Gottfried Von Strassburg; the Great Hofepos Masters, the most famous Maestros of the Royal Court Epics. I couldn't help but mentally associate each name with a member of Blind Guardian. The themes of these Epics were religon, mysticism, chivalry, ancient heroes and crusading knights, certainly themes found already inside Blind Guardian's mint condition repetoire!

Perhaps Hansi, Andre, Fred and Marcus already know everything there is to know about these men and their works, but maybe not. And maybe, just maybe, re-interpreting these old treasures into Blind Guardian-based musicallity and modern english, might make them a lot of new fans in their own German-history loving Modern Created Nation? And hey! if it wasn't for the 2 big wars, Canada would have established German as an official language, so BG has plenty of peeps here too!

Cool, huh Hansi Kursch?

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#52 Post by bestpike » 23 Sep 2009 04:41

Andreas wrote:Concept album about the Hobbit :D
I really doubt that they will write any songs Tolkien-oriented. They are releasing the Lotr orchestra project in 2-3 years after all so i think they are avoiding writing more. Like they did in the last 2 albums
Now I'm riding through the air
Going to where no one dares
On the way I cross the line forevermore.
For once in life, I do not care
Nothing matters, now I dare
On the ride I'll cross the line
Forever to be free

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#53 Post by Andreas » 23 Sep 2009 09:24

That's right, we've been waiting long enough now (though I'm a fan for not even a year yet). What's wrong with Tolkien songs? A concept album would go a bit too far indeed, but there have been 2 albums now with no sign of Tolkien. And don't say it's because the orchestral project (which I'm really looking forward to).

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A Sketch Of The Original BLIND GUARDIAN STAR WARS

#54 Post by Hansi Smurf » 25 Sep 2009 00:14

Star Wars Episode VIII: Star-Warrior

Scene 1

Luke Skywalker, Creates the Universe, by sending the Lord Hutt, Jehovah, inside a, Universe-Creating Industrial Complex, back thru time, to a place before the Existance of All of Our Own Outer Space!

Scene 2

Meanwhile, the just 9 years resurrected, Jehovah, slithers towards His Wrestling Brother, Jesus' own, hand-made, all-flagstone crafted, Squared-Circle: out in front of a million-plus, well-armed, well-paid attendees, aboard their own, currently indestructible planet, called Kayfabe! On the way, Big Joe Witness, senses his birth, elsewhere in space/time, as does the Whill, Jesus; both of whom stop together momentarily, for to enjoy the momentary emotional bliss, of this most momentous of moments, as regards their own unique experience of the Force. "Happy Birthday", the Whill says, agape, and sincere; and on towards the ring they continue, for to join their Manager, Dr. Graham Superstar, already in ring, and having already shouted down the challenge, of this most latest of foe-beings!

Scene 3

In another simultaeneous event, at the Very Bright Centre of the Universe, Evertown, Corellia, Star-Warrior, age 9, and his gang of age-group brats, debate at School Recess amongst themselves, and ultimately agree together, that CSIDC, the Church of Luke Skywalker, the Brothers of Creation Wrestling Fraternity, and, ALL of their Mass - have got to go!

Scene 4

The Leader of the Sith Musical Group, Lord Protector, now calling himself, stage name, Hel Ford, has come together for to meet with Princess Leia, his Matron, where Hel gaily presents her with a copy of the just finished, Lord Protector Sound Recording, "Star-Warrior"! It's mission? For to magically restore the brat, Star-Warrior, back to his fullest powers in the Force, or at least as strong as, Vader/Sidious, combined, AND, full-grown!

Scene 5

Han, Lando, and Chewie, have all watched togther the preceding scenes via Billion Zillion; tho' Luke and the Wrestlers can still only be viewed by Billion Zilllion's tapping into TV Signal, and not, via their Ultimate Surveillance Droid's own powers, whom too, has just recently, and at last, named Itself publically, via It's apparent understanding, and confirming, of Star-Warrior and his age/peer group's, most fertile procreative goals! These 3 CSIDC Executives are mostly neutral, tho' Han does actually verbally agree with Star-Warrior, that Luke and his stupid Church, can all hang for all he cares!

Scene 6

Having invented and manufactured the Resurrection of all of the non-Jedi, non-Sith Warriors, of her very own home Galaxy's, own Secular History, Space Tracy, has become a professional, suicide-based, performing artist! Here, we see, Space, regenerate in one of her famous Ultracta Tanks: brain, spinal-chord, nerve-endings, eyes, all while a voice-over artist, similar to the Clone Wars style of reporting, explains the stunt "gone wrong", and, too, wishes Space a very quick and very speedy return back into show-biz! "Get well soon, Space!"

Scene 7

Moments before all of our own Outer-Space had ever even existed, Jehovah, is ejected from his birth-matrix, and there, It creates our reality, via a series of machine activations. Once completed, the Lord Hutt is attacked by the 9 year old brat, Star-Warrior, whom arrives via a later scene! Time lapsed, their battle rages on for over 1 000 000 years, until at last, Han Solo's Secular Police are called in, and thusly, the much feared duo are at long last, finally arrested on some back-water planet, that they had together, somehow managed for to clandestinely crash-land down upon, many, many, millenia ago! Neither of the combatants has ever been allowed by the Force, for to age, even one, single, day: and Star-Warrior himself, is arrested, only 2 or 3 days before, his fated time-trip, ever, even, occurred!

Scene 8

George Lucas, an interested Earthman, has managed somehow to, Transcendentally Transport himself, into the Star Wars Saga, where he has somehow forced CSIDC, for to allow him, for to have been Star-Warrior's Public Elementary School Teacher, for all of Star's, complete and previous four grades! Now, it is Show n' Tell time, and Star-Warrior takes this moment for to once more explain to Teacher, AND class, the very differences between HIS group's side of the socio-politico-economico structure, versus the side of those whom he deems, their enemies! George actually believes in Star-Warrior, but class doesn't know this: so good have George's evil-seeming goadings been, including such outraegeous misinformation as to the illegality of steroids and growth horomone, while encouraging the "much, much more preferable alternative", of PCP and dissection, into being fully-intergrated, modern super-robots, all well over, 2000 miles high! ("System Defenders, Star-Warrior: fuck Wrestling!")

Scene 9

Hel Ford & Princess Leia, partake of the Melange, and ballroom sky-dance together, while listening to an appropriate track, from their new Sound Recording. Here, the music of, Lord Protector, proves some of it's power, by entering into the bodies of the two listeners, and then proving it can use the Force for them, and on their own behalf!

Scene 10

The regenerated, Space Tracy, talks to an excited press, at an airfield, before one of her, many awaiting, Star-cruisers! Here, she shows off the anti-Jedi, pro-conditioning reflexes, of both herself, and, her well-practiced sharpshooters, there deflecting, 12, full-power, blaster bolts, harmlessly, into the air above! Flashing "V", for victory, and, admonishing everyone to, "say no to Spice!", she and Team Tracy, blast-off towards yet another, amazingly-staged, self-destruction!

Scene 11

Sunny Sunne-Childe, Star-Warrior's own foster Dad, unwittingly gift's his kid, with the brand-new, Lord Protector, data tape. Star, rushes off to his bedroom and headphones equipment, where almost instantly, he begins to float a foot up off his bed, eyes a-glowing orange and yellow, and a Sidious-voice ejaculating from out of him, It's disapproval, of Jehovah's Creation, and agreeing, that Star-Warrior, now has the ability, for to do something about it, himself!

Scene 12

Star-Warrior, has staked out the, Evertown Science Exhibition, where the next day, a version of Father Luke's own, Space/Time Machine will go on Public Display! About to leave, and disappointed, one of Billion Zillion's many droid aspects approaches him with a way for to get inside!

Scene 13

Father Luke, presides at a, "Special Competancy Examination", investigating the well-being of both, Jehovah, and, Star-Warrior, inside a, Vader-skull base, at Beggar's Canyon, Tatooine: white, orange and yellow, and called simply: Vaderhaus! Luke treachorously sends, Jehovah, back in time, towards It's, inevitable Episode VII execution, and too, he seemingly stupidly, sends, Star-Warrior, back to his Dad's house: Luke ironically complaining about, the speed, and effciency, of CSIDC's very own, Child & Family Services Bureaucracy!

Scene 14

With, Billion Zillion's help, Star-Warrior, succeeds at reaching, the Science Expo's working Space/Time Machine! Along the way, while battling the odds, Star reveals bits of his family life, moral philosophy, and, some of what he knows about his own birth-origin! Interestingly, he is, the Great Bantha, compared to his classmates own, mere, Taun Taun deliveries!

Scene 15

Hel Ford, visits the Asgardian Forge, of, one, Borak Durasteel, an Ugnaut! Here, Hel becomes a Kenobi-wraith; then, he utilizes his very own special yoga, for to materialize, and fully intergrated into, the contemporaeneously invincible, Darth Gott, Cellular-Level, Super-Armored, Battlesuit. Now, we are, at last, fully treated, to the first, ever: flying-man-leaps-instantly-into-outer-space-scene!

Scene 16

Fresh home from, Tatooine, Star-Warrior, returns to school, where all of his gang of peers, having also listened to, Lord Protector's, "Star-Warrior" recordings, there on the playground they all insist together that Star-Warrior obey the, "secret messages", which they have all agreed together that they have heard, and thus, "kill Teacher": so that he will remain, their Divine, "Great Bantha"!

Scene 17

At last, Darth Gott, flies menacingly thru, Evertown, towards, Star-Warrior's Elementary School. When, Gott, enters the kids' class, they all accept this somehow, as a Divine Sign from the Force itself: so immediately, every kid in class, pulls out a, knife, blaster, lightsaber, anything, and then they all begin a-cheering and a-dancing amongst, and a-top of, their desks, while, Star-Warrior, uses the Force, for to push, George Lucas, furiously against his classroom's chalkboard! George then has his head corkscrewed off, blood-trail following, and a-thunking to the floor! "Teacher had a Baby, and It's head popped off!"

Scene 18

Star-Warrior, Darth Gott, and some of, Star-Warrior's classmates, arrive atop a, massive, chunk, of up-pulled-by-the-Force, perma-crete, landing in front of CSIDC Executive Headquarters! Star-Warrior, then uses his powers, for to open a Shadow Gate between Universes, and unleashes a, fully-loyal, attack-squadron, for to take, the famous, high-falutin', Executive Building!

Scene 19

Darth Gott, and Star-Warrior, together tear open the bunker blastdoors, of the Executive's War-room. Chewie, Han, and Lando, are all three arrested, and, the very Keys of SystemCity, at last, belong to the Sith!

Scene 20

Now, atop the roof of, Executive Headquarter's, Star-Warrior, uses Lord Protector's music, and his own power in the Force, for to begin disarming, all of the personal arms, of all of the citizen's of, SystemCity!

Scene 21

Father Luke, is addressing his Mass at Vaderhaus, Tatooine: when, Star-Warrior's, confiscated, and, grandfatherly-lightsaber, fly from off of Luke's belt, and, nth-speed, off and up into, outer-space! This type of occurence is repeated, all thruout SystemCity, until, at last, all of SystemCity's personal arms, are swarmed together: in a vast, and mighty cloud, above, Corellia! Now, all of the laser-swords in the swarm, shoot down, thru Corellia's atmosphere, for to cloud, fully-activated, all around, and about, Star-Warrior; whom steps from off of the roof that he is on, and, using the Force, he floats down, towards the a-waiting ground below, right inside a, veritable, "Fortress of Swords"! As, Star-Warrior, continues his descentment, he begins using his, will-power, for to close down the swords, one by one, and, at very fast-speed. Too, he sends them all a-hurling, ultrafast, towards, and into, the sub-dimensional pockets, of a group of some awaiting Droid aspects, provided by, Billion Zillion! Once grounded, Star-Warrior, then gives his General, Freebeast Fuzzy Blue, the order for to invade, radically, all of SystemCity, and too, he gives the order for, Darth Gott, for to take care of, Luke Skywalker, and all of his, Jedi, at, Vaderhaus!

Scene 22

All of, SystemCity's sentience, are bagged harmlessly, by, fully-armored, bigger-thans, and then taken off to Rex Act '84 Detention Centres: homes as good as any of them are used too, minus the town-playing, and, the Executives own, loose, disorderly, criminal-activity allowences! Everyone is captured, yes, but for the ultra-powerful Wrestlers, and their equally-powerful Jedi Knight pals, that is!

Scene 23

The BCWF Trio: Dr. Graham Superstar, Jesus, and Jehovah, meet together in conclave, somewhere inside, the White Kingdom, Kayfabe: for to discuss, Star-Warrior's influence, upon the entire, Professional Wrestling Economy! Hating the Digger Economy, Jesus, and Jehovah, devise a clever plan, for to bring, Star-Warrior, to their squared-circle, for to discredit his Divine Reign! The two bad guys insist on killing Star-Warrior! The Flowerchild, Dr. Graham Superstar, warns the two of them, that if they do, ultimately, go thru with their plan for to spike the kid's dome, that he will regenerate the lad, and that together, Dr. Graham Superstar, and Star-Warrior, will kill Jesus, and Jehovah, both: and once and for all, too!

Scene 24

Darth Gott, attacks the Vaderhaus Jedi, merely by showing up. All of the Jedi Knights there, attack him uselessly, until they are either, spent, or destroyed, by voodoo! Refusing to surrender to moral values, viz. ethnic-cleansing all bad-vibes and gibbas', Father Luke, takes off into the desert sands, of his own home-world of Tatooine, and is thus, then, air-pursued, by the flying, armored man-dragon, Gott!

Scene 25

Luke, is trapped, inside a, sweltering, survivalist cave: busy cooking up, a new lightsaber! Gott arrives, and immediatley, he begins, a-taunting, and a-hurling, huge, rocks and boulders, smashingly, all over, and, all around, the cave's, tiny, entrance. Lightsaber finished, Luke confronts Gott, using the Force, for to end the smashing of rocks, and floating down towards the sands below, for to attack with his laser-blade! Once more, the memory storage-abilities of, Father Luke, must come into question: for just as at, Vaderhaus, the lightsaber is useless against, Gott! Gott, then uses his de-fleshing, breath-spray upon the exhausted Luke Skywalker, whom tumbles down to the, Tatooine sands, as a lightsaber-gripping, skeleton! Gott, leaps up into outer-space, as the sands and winds of, Tatooine, pick-up, and bury the old Jedi Knight, seemingly, once, and for all!

Scene 26

With the "death" of, Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, becomes the Mother of the Jedi Knight Church. Now, she recites a rather, cross speech, towards all of the newly incarcerated. Too, she recites a happy hello, to all of the 1%, and celebrates with them, their seemingly, ultimate, victory!

Scene 27

Han, Chewie, and Lando, have managed for to be placed together, inside a prison-camp, where just across the field from them, inside a, junkyard, smuggler's base, is their old spaceship, the Millenium Falcon; now owned by one, Erim Fleece: a spiritual brother of Han Solo's, from some, long-forgotten, and now-ancient, past life.

Scene 28

Luke Skywalker, is standing awestruck, in front of, one of four gates; a huge 18' diameter pearl, marking it, and too, one other pearl each, for all the other three gates, opening into this, stunning and biblical, square, and 40' high, walled, city. All of the buildings, pavillions, streets: all of them, solid gold. At the city-centre, too: a majestic, all-golden temple: a golden light, shooting off, and up into, an infinite regress, into what is as well, an all golden sky! Here, Luke, is greeted by, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and, his very father, Anakin Skywalker, the three of whom, lead him inside, towards the golden temple!

Scene 29

Space Tracy, is taken before, Jehovah, whom has Jesus, arrange for her, to, by the force of their, "we'll-kill-you-and-all-of-your-family-and-friends-if-you-do-not-cooperate", tact of coercion, for to have, Space, purposefully, crash-land, capital-class star-ships, into primitive-but-massive, other-Universe cities, via, one of, Dr. Graham Superstar's, brand-new, Kayfabe Planetary-Worldcore, Dimensional-Door Accessway Portals, gateways to literally trillions of, man-made, ray-universes, tho' now, of course, only one need suffice! Dr. Graham Superstar still publically seeming to be obediant towards, Jehovah, obeys, Jehovah's command, and goes to Corellia for to fetch, Star-Warrior, for an illegal to BCWF, "death-match"!

Scene 30

The Whill, Jesus, passes, Space Tracy off, into the custody of, armored Hutt-enforcer, Boba Fett, and, his brand-new cronies, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles: the Canadian TV Show Stars of, the Trailer Park Boys! Soon, the lethal foursome, are all aboard Boba Fett's ancient spaceship, Slave One, whilst Jesus pilots his speeder, out of, the brand-new, Kayfabe WorldCore, and, towards a rendevous with, Brother Jehovah!

Scene 31

Dr. Graham Superstar, uses here, his very own, and personal, top-secret, Kayfabe to Corellia, dimensional-door: now, no longer a secret, thanks to, Billion Zillion's "security of person = greater than privacy", programming! Dr. Graham Superstar, is amazingly, let in, by Sunny Sunne-Childe, whom of course, immediately recognizes, this very famous "Doctor", from, of course, watching Professional Wrestling, on TV! Dr. Graham Superstar, Sunny Sunne-Childe, Star-Warrior, and Star's two best friends, Terry Hulk, and Flizz Haako, together join one another, in watching, Space Tracy's latest daring escapades, on TV! The group of them, all decide together, and especially Star-Warrior and his Dad, that it would be for the best, for to help Space Tracy, and so, for to accept the terms of BCWF's illegal match, and all for the hope, of helping the popular "Great Lady of the Spaceways", from out of her, very, uncomfortable, jam!

Scene 32

As, Dr. Graham Superstar, and Star-Warrior, blast-off for Kayfabe, Darth Gott, returns to Corellia, and learns there, from General Blue, what hast transpired! Gott, then requests that Freebeast Blue, for to gather together, all of Star-Warrior's old gang of friends: for together, they shall all witness, and at ring-side, what must transpire, down upon, the squared-circle of, Kayfabe!

Scene 33

Han, Lando, and Chewie, escape from their prison-camp, all the way to the Millenium Falcon, only to find it surrounded by an invisible force-field, which can only be lowered, by the sold-off, C3PO! Han's brother from another life, Erim Fleece, has introduced C3PO, to Moral Values! Now C3PO, will no longer accept, that the, Warrior's of the Universe, are sentient, hence, they are not Masters, hence, Erim Fleece's noble property, will not be in service, to any of the three of them, nor their ignoble little wars, and conflicts! Han Solo, is able to con, Threepio, into accepting that Han and his friend's intentions are noble, and, with just a little bit of interference, from a concerned, Billion Zillion, Star-Warrior's troops, are sabotaged, just enuff, for the CSIDC Executiveship, for to blast-off!

Scene 34

Luke, leaves, "the Golden Temple of the New Jerusalem", bidding adieu to his father, Anakin Skywalker, and, to his two old Masters, Yoda, and Obi-Wan Kenobi, leaving the courtroom of "the One Whom Lives Forever", behind, and entering into a massive hallway of doors, and then directly thru one of these very doors, and directly into, the Lord Hutt's, private, sun-basking, sanctuary! Here, Father Luke, signs the contract, for the, "illegal death-match", and thus gifting the BCWF, full, church-sanctioning!

Scene 35

The Millenium Falcon, flies thru Kayfabe's outer-defenses, and directly into the WorldCore! Somewhat intelligent, Billion Zillion, manages to lead the CSIDC boys, right towards the correct Radical-Universe Gateway! All the way into the planet's core, we see Billion Zillion, and the Millenium Falcon, double-team Kayfabe, and encrypting the entire star-massive, and wholly artificial world, with Billion Zillion's, total, audio/visual, surveillance!

Scene 36

Star-Warrior's kid-gang, together with, Darth Gott, all of them enter together, into the world of Kayfabe's, paid-fans, professional-wrestling program! All of them, are amusingly, and colorfully, made, instantly, exceedingly, wealthy!

Scene 37

Han, Chewie, and Lando, together with, the Millenium Falcon, destroy the Trailer Park Boys, and their old boss, Boba Fett: and very excellently, too, they save, the very superior, Space Tracy, from being seen to, mass-murder, any more, countless, and innocent, civilian-lives! Then, heading back for to party crash the "illegal death-match", Space Tracy instead, defeats the CSIDC boys, and, commandeers the Millenium Falcon, for to race back to Kayfabe as well, but for to rescue the 7 or 8 members of her Team there, then being held prisoner by the BCWF, and too, under a great many death threats, of very, maximum, predjudice!

Scene 38

The Illegal Death Match goes down: Jehovah and his retinue enter the arena; Star-Warrior and his retinue enter the arena! At the last minute, Jesus, switches places with the Challenger, Jehovah, and mercilesslly, Jesus, spikes and destroys, Star-Warrior's, entire, living, brain! The kids are all aghast, but with them being but kids and all, and the BCWF, being, seemingly-invincible, there is really nothing anyone at this time, can afford to do, but weep!

Scene 39

All across SystemCity, the 99% are freed from prison to return to their normal lives: once more, all of the cash-registers go back on, all of their asked-for unserviced by Billion Zillion doors, once more need their dull, little keys, all of the guards of borders and ID's, once more set-up, their entrenched, and very dullard, little posts! Yes, all of the sub-average, and insipid criminal IQ's, are once more, back again, inside their, Very Little Brained, General Population Cages!

Scene 40

Darth Gott and Dr. Graham Superstar, await in a Kayfabe Medical Lab, watching with interest, the very regeneration, of the One, Star-Warrior!

Scene 41

Luke Skywalker, has his sister, Princess Leia, frozen-in-carbonite, in one of the frozen-in-carbonite wards, of one of his very many own, looney-bins!

Scene 42

All of Star-Warrior's gang, meet together at the School Playground: all of them agree: Star-Warrior will return, and Hell Will Come To All Of SystemCity!

The End
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The Bards of the Star Wars

#55 Post by Hansi Smurf » 13 Sep 2010 21:19

Long ago, you may remember, I, once called, GOD EDWARD, I wrote here, "Blind Guardian's Star Wars", the middle section of that "Great Saga of the Whills", that I have been helping to cultivate and concieve of, starring a boy I liked to call, Cody Sunnechilde.

1981's Marvel Comics Star Wars #46's leading dharma body, Cody Sunne-childe, was over time, however, seen to be far too important a character, both in design, and in ability to generate from himself common moral values, to have had his name taken over by his very human grandson. Hence, our new story's, Cody Sunnechilde, had to be renamed, Star-Warrior!

Eureka! Long had I considered that my proposed Episode IX "Star Wars: Invasion of the Universe", would continue on, into a brand new Saga, so that some day, in the very near future, George Lucas' own properties would collide with J.R.R. Tolkien's properties, there at the very recesses of time long ago! Now, thanks to a mere name change, I had THE title, for to tear the imaginations of even the most hardened of cynics, away from their own magnificent reveries:
"STAR-WARRIOR AND THE LORD OF THE RINGS" 8) .

BLIND GUARDIAN! I, the writer and welfare-recieving "everything-but-welfare-is-a-game-guy", give you complete permission to be under the influence of "Star-Warrior and the Lord of the Rings". To further this influence, here is a big theme for ya'll ta ponder: Star-Warrior invades our Universe long, long ago; long before any of our religons, or history, ever existed: Uranus is our man-god in them days, but Star-Warrior easily overthrows the entire ancient Universe, including Uranus. But on Uranus' Earth, the droid, Billion Zillion, and his body, SystemCity, discover the nigh-invisible, Planet-Stairs, right there in the middle of that most ancient and mostly extinct Manitoban Lake, Agassi, where 26 planets like Earth, from Arda to Zard, can be climbed thru very easily, by 26 flights: AND, that these planets are each inside of their very own seperate, and nigh-infinite cosmos!

Transcendentally, our ally, Star-Warrior? He has not yet overthrown the hated Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker! The Invasion of the Universe has not yet begun, the Jews of Earth, still exist! But I will tell you all this, as one braggart to another: Star-Warrior is Darth of the Dark Lords! King of the Jedi Knights! Commander of the Billions and Zillions, and Master of All Droids! So beware, Mark Hamill! Your days as the Star Wars' franchises' poster-boy, will soon be coming to an end; while the rise of Star-Warrior, might well last, until the very end of time! (Hahahahahahaha etc.)

("Billion Zillion twice?" "How cum?" "Lame!" Not so, my Gentle Readers, not so! When Star- Warrior begins attending "American Public Elementary School", he very easily organizes and politically bosses, not only his own Class and Age Group, but too, he successfully establishes Class Commanders, and thus, Organization, between all of the school-attending age groups!
The reason for this boy, Star-Warrior's popularity amongst his Mass, is illustrated by his proud boasts in class to Teacher (George Lucas): each of HIS mates will have "... at least a billion, zillion babies each!" From this most profound of ejaculations, the then as yet unnamed droid, whom surveys the Corellian designed SystemCity, in complete and comprehensive surveillance, announces to the Executives, Solo and Calrissian, that he shall, from henceforth, be named "Billion Zillion". I then chose to further use that "Billion Zillion" number, for to brag aloud the number of dog-soldiers and star-pilots, coming at us from that ancient and time-lost galaxy, far, far away. I hope and pray that by now, that the twice use of "Billion Zillion", was for you all, a time-honored inevitability!)

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#56 Post by Metal-Elfe » 03 Oct 2010 14:28

I would like them to create a beautiful, sad song about Beren and Lúthien 'cause it's my favourite story in the Silmarillion.

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#57 Post by Alija Vila » 03 Oct 2010 16:29

Metal-Elfe wrote:I would like them to create a beautiful, sad song about Beren and Lúthien 'cause it's my favourite story in the Silmarillion.
Something like Thorn, but about Beren and Lúthien?
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#58 Post by Thoreg » 03 Oct 2010 18:04

Winnie the Pooh
So many centuries
So many Gods
We were the prisoners
Of our own fantasy

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Mike Baker/Hansi Kursch/George Lucas Present:

#59 Post by Hansi Smurf » 10 Oct 2010 23:18

Star Wars Episode VII: Father Luke (A Sketch)

Scene 1

The Voice of Uncle Owen, narrates the very first of the Universe's murder-myths: the story of the Whill, Jesus, whom slays, the One, the Lord of Hutts, Jehovah: inside the Hutt Developement Sector, there, down upon the Star Wars' Galaxy's, very own Galactic-projenitor planet, Mimb. The 3 Whills, Jesus, Jedi & Sith, then make there together: their very own pact of sloth, and sorcery, and, them being confined to Mimb, and, for a very whole age of the Universe!

Scene 2

Modesto, California, 1948 U.S. The town has been harmlessly vaporized, by the complex inter-operations in-principle, which have occured between the 3 Whills, and, their new, idiot-aged, cypher, George. President Truman assigns this 4 year-old, George Lucas, (Luke) a new, super-hero agent protector, the One, Dr. Graham Superstar!

Scene 3

The Old Republican Jedi Order, here, reign as the prison guards, for all of the very Legions of the Sith, there, in some, cloudy, orange-colored, outer-space, Overworld. The Whill, Sith, attacks, claw and tooth, the Sith Dungeons, slaying there, all of the entire 10 000, including Anakin, Kenobi, Yoda, Mace, Ki-Adi-Mundi, et al: and, then freeing all of history's, Dark Lords of the Sith. 1st apperance of, Star-Warrior!

Scene 4

1st appearance of, Space Tracy: a large, muscular, voluptuous, ski-slope nosed, curly/wavy, long-auburn haired, white woman, of a very brassy personality. A genius scientist and adventurer, Space, has just recently discovered, DNA-Ultrastrand regeneration (Ultrascope, Ultracta), and now, her spies have located the Whill, Jedi's, lair, down upon the world, Kayfabe, where he keeps there, the spiritual remains of, Jehovah, his prisoner! Next stop: Kayfabe!

Scene 5

The famous last battle, betwen the Rebel Alliance, and the Old Republican Imperials. Here, we first learn of, Corellian SysytemCity Infrastructure & Developement Corporation's (CSIDC) plans, for to kidnap the Galaxy's very stars, planets, moons, et al., and to make something other than wild space with them! Here, Rebel Pilot, Luke Skywalker, remembers, while destroying the "atheist-bean counted", last base, of the last Imperial System, a bed-time story told him by Uncle Owen, involving, A Creator Named, Father Luke. Here, Princess Leia, commands the battle from her flag-ship. Here, Grand Moff Batista, parts company with, BLIND GUARDIAN, the last of the Sith! Luke confronts, and slays, Batista: BLIND GUARDIAN, are captured by Princess Leia: Luke, is cast for his sins, back to the very end of the very First Age of the Universe: BLIND GUARDIAN, escape, taking, Princess Leia, with them: Han, Lando, and Chewie, they manage together, with CSIDC, for to simultaeneously kidnap, every star, planet and moon, in their very own home-galaxy, and, for to launch them all into hyperspace: all out towards, the very Galactic Rim, out towards a very well-organized, spherical arrangement!

Scene 6

George Lucas, the ostracized, boy-genius of Modesto, has no one to talk Star Wars with, but, Dr. Graham Superstar: whom has not only been listening eagerly (spying on behalf of the U.S.), but, whom has also been training the boy, in both, Wrestling, and Transcendental Illumination. Doc leaves Modesto, changing places, temporarily, with another Agent. We then see Doc, take PCP, and assembly-line style, he is dissected, bi-sected, vivi-sected, et al. into an "Inspector Gadget" model, still with his living body's own mystical-powers, and still, unhatted, and still, clothed in his usual, burgandy, jump-suit! ("Go! Go! Superstar, umbrella!")In a later scene, we will see Superstar, return to Modesto, where both he, and George Lucas, both planning to, sometime, invade the Star Wars transcendentally, are both ably inspired by, Fantastic Four #6 v.1 (go! Go! GO!)

Scene 7

Having expropriated the Overworld's Jedi Fleet, Sith and his forces, invade the otherworldly planet, of the Buddist/Taoist Afterlife Mythos: a huge, ground and space-battle, once again taking place! They are there, for to force a corridor, for to place Star-Warrior, thru the Wheel of the Flesh, and back into the Saga!

Scene 8

Space Tracy, lands her ethereal space-glider, down into Nth City, Kayfabe: a whole 1/4 of it's massive, terra-stellar world's surface! (Sinner's Hill (A Pimple on any, planetary diagram, and, too, Jesus' very own, personal retreat!)/Sinner's Waste/the Warrior's Graveyard/the White Kingdom (planetary-engines, and Jesus' own squared-Circle are here!)/Nth City: the whole place was built over a million years time, by Jesus' very own hand, for to atone to his adopted Hutt children, for the death of their true Father(Mother)!) There in the Nth City, Space has Jedi's ultimate location revealed to her, just as her agent, is stabbed right in the back! Space is captured, by some very conceited Hutts, and their very lesser-sentience, entourage!

Scene 9

Luke Skywalker, has verily fallen, into one of his old, Uncle Owen's, preschool, Creationist Myths. Luke knows the whole story by heart, so, he immediately joins up with, Cody Sunne-childe (see, Marvel Star Wars #46, 1981), and Star-Warrior, AND, their just-assembled army, of, Star Wars Galaxy-based, racial-champions. Luke, is the only body, besides the Whills, with any advanced weaponry (a working lightsaber and a blaster) during these times; all the rest: only iron swords! Nevertheless, the warrior-trio, go about collecting, and taming, the Whills: Sith, first. Sith, and his fully self-procreated, weird-brood, including Iron Maiden + 1, as the, Seven Sons of Sith's Seventh Son, are, utterly defeated. As the battle ends, Jesus, and his chief Hutts, appear and surrender! Next stop? Jedi's house!

Scene 10

The Ancient Whill, the galaxy's oldest living man, Jesus, (Triple H, painted head to toe, such as Darth Maul), overhears an overzealously ejaculating Hutt, mention the White Kingdom detention, of, Space Tracy, and It's Hutt's gang's negotiations, with Space Tracy Corporation. Outraged, this Jesus, the defacto Warlord of All Hutt Space, angrily forces Space Tracy's release, and, he agrees for to take her, to Jedi's tomb-house, himself!

Scene 11

Han, Chewie n' Lando, the very, CSIDC Executiveship, address all of the galaxy, all while everyone is still travelling in hyperspace, via CSIDC's very kidnapping of them: for to calm the frightened, and, for to assure them all, that the entire escapade, WILL end up leading everyone of them, onwards, forwards, to something, wonderful!

Scene 12

Princess Leia, somewhere on Tatooine, remote views, with BLIND GUARDIAN: BLIND GUARDIAN'S entire history: from before, Return of the Jedi, and right up to, their present position, inside the Star Wars Saga! Here, we see, Darth Vader, battle Yoda, and taking Illuvatar from the muck of Dagobah. Here, we see, Vader, and Sidious, and their machines, and their lightning, manufacture 12 Adam into tanks! Vader and Sidious leave, and we see then, the tanks, ejecting their specimens, quickly, and, out into the naked inferno, of naked Mustaphar! Here, we see the 4 survivors, BLIND GUARDIAN, discover the hidden escape shuttle, and, with the entire, living, brain-programmed knowlege, of both Vader AND Sidous, they jet off into Imperial Luxury, for to begin, a musical ministry: for Star-Warrior, and against their metaphysical Creator, Father Luke Skywalker! Here, a very, linguistic-values advanced, Cody Sunne-Childe, gifts to the still innocent-seeming, Princess Leia, a very chance, for to leave the Saga, and for to enter into, ultimate, living, peace. Instead, she refuses, and joins, BLIND GUARDIAN, and, too, she agrees for to donate the ova, that will reincarnalize, the baby, Star-Warrior!

Scene 13

Luke Skywalker ultimately overthrows, Jedi, there at the very end, of the very First Age of the Universe. Now, Luke's Word commands the Whills, and together, they manufacture, with their ultimate power in the Force: vast, majestic, space-arks. Again, with their power, they drive the Racial Development Sector's, entire populations, onboard those very Arks, and also, and again, using their vast powers in the Force, for to launch the arks, and cataclysmically, out into a, by the Whills power, again, into a, modern, Jedi Theocracy & Secular Republic/Outlaw Sith/Mysterious Hutt Space, diaspora! Cracked, broken, barbaric, advanced, insane, lived-in! Star Wars - at last! (Meanwhile, Numenor, hast been risen, down Arda!)

Scene 14

Dr. Graham Superstar, alone, begins to meditate his way, into, the Star Wars Saga!

Scene 15

Jesus and Space Tracy, leave their White Kingdom speeder, and enter into Jedi's weird tomb, there in the stellar-terran, 1/4 of the whole of Kayfabe's planetary surface; the Warrior's Graveyard: a hulking Nthopolis of tombs, crypts and markers, and always another, etherealizing into being! Soon, will come, this daring duo's confrontation, with the featureless and smooth obsidian acromegaly, Jedi! (A, balless, naked, and pitch-black, Shaq-size golem, with massive, "everyone know's it", telepathic-only, verbal ejaculations)
"Fear God" - Jesus to Space.

Scene 16

Luke is still, down on Mimb, there at the End of the First Age of the Universe! 2 super-creatures, Divinity (Female) & Provider (Male), magically join together, for to become one, brown-colored, 1 inch-diameter, 3 ft. long, broomstick: with a red christmas bulb on one end, and a green christmas bulb on the other, and, both come from out of, golden, cap-ends! Luke grasps this magic, twin-bladed weapon of war, Divine Providence: then addresses his Warrior's throng! The Mass of 'em, are all of 'em, just about ready for to blast-off, for to jihad, there, at the very beginning of, virgin Star Wars: their very biological bliss! Suddenly, end-speech, the 6'7", shoulder-length, white-haired, rude-nosed, white-skinned, caucasoid, Dr. Graham Superstar, materializes right before, and right out in front of, Luke Skywalker! The very near-giant, most very easily, snatches Divine Providence, from out of Luke's very startled grasp! Superstar, then uses, Divine Providence, itself, as an extra-bodily power source, for to de-materialize, once more!

Scene 17

The once galaxy's various celestial bodies, all arrive out of hyperspace. The stars, each have 1000's more, erupt fully into doily-patterned being, while all around them, in a vast, galactic, sphere, a dual-sided, blue-roofed and blue-streeted, lebensraum, begins for to nigh-instantly fill-out the spaces between all of the stars, new and old! The very stars themselves, can be seen, to be popping, from right out of both sides, of the dual-sided, galaxy-sized, city-sphere: the stars, walked right up to on the city streets, as massive as they are, and touched, harmlessly! The planets and the moons? All of them take their places, in and amongst this new nthcity's dual-sided skyline! Meanwhile, Corellia, and it's system of planets and moons, remain where they always have been: right there, at the very bright-centre of the Universe, surrounded by SystemCity Level 1! Then, a second layer, of wholly-artificial, SystemCity, grows Sun-to-Mars distant, around the very first: but that's all 'fer now, folks! We are then introduced to, Executive Headquarters, by a just arriving there, Han, Chewie and Lando; and too, introduced to the concept that, SystemCity, minus the old, galactic, stuff, is all under the blanket-surveillance, AND, full-maintenance of, one, vast, droid super-intelligence. The CSIDC, now prepare for to face-off, with a massive array of monitors, there, together with all of Corellia, prepared to do battle, with the entire, Old Rebel Alliance Elect!

Scene 18

Overcome by the Whill, Jedi; Jesus and Space Tracy, are utterly, mentally-defeated! Clinging to each other, and on their knees, and each blubbering openly, for their very lives, and for their very true and agape love for one another! They are both, theoretically, about to be pulverized by, Jedi's, massive, zero-metabolism, golem-strength: when in an instant, Dr. Graham Superstar, appears magically between, Jedi, and his would-be victims! Doc, ignites the green-blade of, Divine Providence, and, for It's very first time, and, as it must be, with only his very own will-power! Exuberantly, he hacks the Whill, Jedi, into, little, bitty, pieces! "Grab the Good Lord's soul, and let's get outta here!" says Doc, and just a little bit more tersely than one might expect: for any Earthman of sound mind and body, Jedi's tomb, and all of Star Wars, really, is after all, a very, creepy & unclean, place!

Scene 19 (the Ultimate Scene!)

Sith (Hulk Hogan, as a shaggy, black-furred, googly-eyed, claw n' toothed, all canine-teethed monster) and the Dark Lord's of him, clear a path right down, and thru, Tao's most-major, Central Temple's boulevard, and right up to, the publican-seeming, Wheel of the Flesh. Meanwhile, on the Other Side, Hansi Kursch, and Princess Leia, each of them, have a sperm and ova, respectively, needle-extracted from out of them: then each of their respective sex-cells, once gene-cleaned, are then, droid-manipulated, for to begin, a-merging! The black-hooded, Star-Warrior, the same guy as from Luke Skywalker's, Mimb-scenes, enters into the mystical, Wheel of the Fleshes' vortex: Sith has been a-howling, wolf-like, all about Star-Warrior, and in and out of vicious battle, the whole time. At last: sperm, ova, and spirit merge, as Sith's howling, abruptly cuts-out, just like the Sand People's did, in, "A New Hope", while a droid-probe, buzzingly, inserts the new zygote, into a nearby and a-waiting, female-bantha, whom shivers, and "hrruhuhhuhn's!" (Editor: "Man, I Love This Scene!")

Scene 20

Luke Skywalker, having just lost, Divine Providence, has been abandoned on Mimb, by all of his followers, all whom have been provided, star-fighters, by the ultimate, element-manipulating, Force-powers of the Whills, Jesus, Jedi, and Sith. The once-weird, once, many-environmented, once, many-atmosphered, and once, many-gravitied planet, now looks, just like a, great, big, pile, of, dark-brown sand! Star-Warrior, the last to blast-off, jibes at Skywalker, good-naturedly, then, he closes up his cockpit, and, up, up, and away, he goes! Things seem bleak for poor, old, Luke Skywalker: when, off in the distance, he spots some good ole' dust kicking up! At last, Luke's most-excellent landspeeder, from, "A New Hope", rides up, and into the scene! And wouldn't you know it, but it's good, ole', Uncle Owen, driving the darned thing himself! After some brief, but good-natured, verbal intercourse, Luke hops aboard, and at long last, he grudgingly agrees for to create the Universe, himself! Uncle Owen, having already long put the landspeeder into drive, and after having moved some distance, he and Luke then twinkle-out, off in the distance, via the speeder's own, wherever Uncle Owen comes from these days, "way-out" Ultradrive: and the landspeeder travels forwards, and back into, Luke Skywalker's, own, natural, time-referance.

Scene 21

Jesus, Dr. Graham Superstar, and Space Tracy, are all aboard a Space Tracy Corporation, Capital Ship, in orbit about Kayfabe, eagerly watching, as, the Lord Hutt, Jehovah, a massive, 30 ft. long, muscular, lean and fit, sentient, (wo)man-slug, easily, and fast-quicky, regenerates, via the Space Tracy method! Ejected from the Ultracta Tank, Jehovah then humbly forgives Jesus, for Jesus having executed It, those 1 020 000 years ago, and too, he deeply thanks both Space Tracy, and, Dr. Graham Superstar, for all of their rather selfless aid! Now, we see, Jehovah, stoically observe, and cross-armed, like some "Revenge Of The Sith" Darth Vader, the deep, blue, yellow, and orange, that is, SystemCity! (black, yellow and orange at night, multi-hued, ten-minute dusks and dawns, too!)

Scene 22

The once Galaxy's Elect, are all in massive-communications, with Han, Chewie, and Lando, at their impressive, new-school, Executive Headquarters, via a massive, complex of screens! Not suprisingly, the return of Jehovah's magic-brain, has forced "pacific-conscientious objectors" linguistics upon ALL of the once-galaxy's linguistic nerve-centres: including Luke, Han and Lando. Due to Joe's powers, there are to be no probable attacks upon CSIDC, SystemCity, nor anyone else in the once galaxy, either! In fact, the Rebel Alliance High Command, all vote for the CSIDC Executives, for to be, their own, brand-new, Heads-of-State! Too, all agree, that for SystemCity, for to expand any further, would be able to be possibly construed, by, MANY, possible others, as a possible, Universal Invasion: an act of War! Nevertheless, stability has at long last, seemingly, been reached, and, all while all of known sentience, are perfectly housed, inside a now, perfect-seeming, Technocratic Utopia!

Scene 23

Our Man, Hansi Kursch, is seen at last, for to be, a-rim-delivering the baby, Star-Warrior, from out of his surrogate Bantha-womb.

Scene 24

Now, with It's, Manager, Dr. Graham Superstar, and, It's, sledge-hammer n' spike-wielding, enforcer, the Whill, Jesus, the Brothers of Creation Wrestling Fraternity is formed, right there in front of all of their Mass, at Jesus', massive, off-white Collosseum, centred about, an off-white, all flagstone-made and ropeless, ziggurat-tiered, squared-circle, there in the White Kingdom, there where, Jehovah, is presented, after a, 1 020 000 year absence from the Saga, with a gigantic, and very-ancient, CSIDC-made, wrestling-belt: made by, the Corellian's, long, long ago, for to look prophetically, just like a section of, SystemCity: "Champion of the Force, King of Kayfabe, Scientific the Magnificent, and, the Largest Arms In The Universe, too, brother!" Now, ALL, of the, REAL EVIL DUDES, are "forced", by the Invisible World, for to wrestle Jehovah, professionally, and in what are, generally speaking, predictable no-contests, instead of them being allowed by the Force, for to play, War, with Luke Skywalker, Cody Sunne-Childe, Star-Warrior, and all of the other, usual gang of, Kamikazees!

Scene 25

In It's eerie-tomb, the bits of the Whill, Jedi, congeal back together, for Itself, to be, at last, dramatically, reformed!

Scene 26

Suburban Evertown, Corellia. Hansi Kursch, leaves the baby, Star-Warrior, in a basket, down upon the very door-step, of the One, Sunny Sunne-childe, Cody's own son, and a nefarious, DrugLord, and FlowerChild, in his own right. Sunny Sunne-Childe, very kindly, and very gently, informs his new Son, and, them being bachelor's both, soul-mate, that a new, fake, Corellian ID, will soon be a-forged, for this cool-dude, Star-Warrior: fast-speed, and right away! (Sunny sells all kindsa reality-altering grass; even one that'll summon, the very Devil himself, for to buy yer very own soul: I'd guess that cuz of this, that he's got a lotta, HIGH friends, in lotta, HIGH, places!)

Scene 27

San Franscisco, 1974. George Lucas proves, that he can Transcendentally Transport himself, as he is seen by the cameras, for to move ethereally, from one side of his meager, office-space, to the other. Eagerly, he scoops up his Story Treatment, for his, "Saga of the Whills", and very happily, he leaves his office, for a meeting with, Alan Ladd Jr., and, 20th Centry Fox!

Scene 28

Luke Skywalker, coincidentally, is seated at his desk, in an office-laboratory of his own. The place is so cluttered with junk and trash, as to be thought, extraordinary! Luke is holding his, poor, tormented, head, in his poor, worthless-to-him, hands: mentally-exhausted! He, like we all are, is totally depressed, that for the next 9 years, at least, he will neither, star-pilot, light-saber, nor blast, not even, one, single, foe! "He Must Create The Universe, or Perish From It!" - the Whills.

THE END
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#60 Post by Ser GREGOR » 11 Oct 2010 14:04

I would vote for some songs about Gemmell`s books - Druss, Waylander etc.

ASoIaF, PoN would be also cool - as well as some stuff based on Abercrombie or "The name of the wind".

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#61 Post by Led Guardian » 11 Oct 2010 16:07

Ser GREGOR wrote:I would vote for some songs about Gemmell`s books - Druss, Waylander etc.

ASoIaF, PoN would be also cool - as well as some stuff based on Abercrombie or "The name of the wind".
That's what I'm hoping for. Wise Man's Fear come out next March, so he'd have enough to base a song on it.
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Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#62 Post by Hansi Smurf » 12 Oct 2010 18:04

I hope, that you, the reader, will enjoy the little bit of Star Wars VII, starring BLIND GUARDIAN, that I, Hansi Smurf, posted here, and completely against Lucasfilm Co. Policy, too, just two posts up! :roll:

The Fnords here, tell us, that many of you, including the One, Hansi Kursch, do not recognize Star Wars head-honcho, George Lucas, as for to being "nick-named", Luke! :shock:

Tho' I cannot remember the Writer's name, I am sure that his book, from 1983, called, "SKYWALKING", an unauthorized, but still, COMPLETELY-cooperated with, biography of George Lucas, will be quite an interesting read: I highly and eagerly recommend it There are at least 5 or 6 copies in the Winnipeg Library System, after all! 8)

Every Star Wars fan in the galaxy'll love reading, and re-reading, the many, previous to the Official Star Wars Saga, Story Treatments, featuring story's much ancienter than "A New Hope", featuring characters such as "Mace Windu", or "Anakin Star-Killer"! :wink:

George Lucas' own life-story ain't so bad, neither! Who Knows? Maybe Blind Guardian'll be able ta use Luke's story, fer sum, dag-blasted, concept album?

Peace.

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#63 Post by Silverscorpion » 14 Oct 2010 19:37

IF they sing about the Lore of Warcraft universe, it would be very great i guess:) About Warchief Thrall, or The Last Guardian Medivh, Scourge, the Scarlet Crusade, Kel'Thuzad, Naxxramas, The Four Horseman... it goes on and on:)

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Starring BLIND GUARDIAN as LORD PROTECTOR

#64 Post by Hansi Smurf » 16 Oct 2010 01:40

Star Wars Episode IX: Invasion of the Universe

Scene 1

The now 14-year old, Star-Warrior, meets Darth Gott, in the middle of a, large, G1-type, star. Gott drops the Gott-battlesuit, becoming, once more, just an Adam-Sith, and is too, by Star-Warrior, injected with a Distance Transcender Serum, causing, for the both of them, for the laws of time and distance, for to be, no more! Hel Ford is sent by his accomplice, for to reform Lord Protector: only Lord Protector's music, can save all of the Good Guys, from Dr. Graham Superstar's, "Death Magnetic" cleansing, of all of SystemCity! Once they leave, the Gott-battlesuit, is swallowed by the fire of it's very own, sun!

Scene 2

Luke Skywalker, freed from, Darth Gott's, blasted, meditative-trance, senses the disturbance-in-the-Force, that is, Dr. Graham Superstar's, Ragnarok, to come!

Scene 3

Han, Lando, and all of CSIDC (minus Chewie), have invaded Kayfabe, and for the last five years, they have been a-massing, a larger and larger, police-presence, for to overwhelm the Brothers of Creation's massive brain-controls of them, so that they might have both, Jesus and Jehovah, tried for the murder of, Star-Warrior!

Scene 4

The BCWF Champion and It's Hammer, are both far too busy using all of their incredible powers-in-the-Force, for to remain free from Han and Lando's Secular Police: the Whill, Jedi, has been allowed by circumstance, for to leave It's crypt, there in the Warrior's Graveyard, taking over, Jehovah's postion, inside the squared-circle of Kayfabe, where Jedi has become a mass-murderer of the flesh, of all of it's challengers! The stadia is empty: all of the fans are too busy fighting the cops, and have also, always been, strict, professional wrestling fans!

Scene 5

Chewbacca, and, Space Tracy, (Real Name: Erokia Dewlanna Naboo) debate each other on TV! Chewbacca insists that neither Space Tracy, nor Star-Warrior, nor the resurrected Mass of Warriors, are real people! He insists, instead, that they are vampires, ghouls, zombies: the Undead!

Scene 6

Sith, doesn't understand what the Hell is going on! He's literally, been quietly living upon, Kayfabe's Welfare Program For The Damned, inside, Kayfabe's NthCity, for at least as long as 14 years! Now, all the of the noise and racket that's going on, between the Cops, and the BCWF Fans, is just, too much, for the solitude, and quiet loving, Whill, for to stand, man! Sith, thinks he can tell, from just asking around, that no one is quite being themselves. Suspecting blatant brain-control, he means to find out, just who is, responsible!

Scene 7

Luke Skywalker, free's Princess Leia, from carbonite! Leia, agrees for to join, Luke, in their going together to Kayfabe, for to put a stop to Dr. Graham Superstar, Star-Warrior, and their, rationally-caused, EMF brain-destroying, plan!

Scene 8

Hel Ford, (Hansi Kursch) finds Laser Dre, alone, at a rock n' roll n' titty bar, Star Wars-style! As ever, Laser Dre, is ever eager, to reform, Lord Protector!

Scene 9

Star-Warrior speaks with a feverishly working, Dr. Graham Superstar. Then, Star-Warrior, vanishes away, for to confront, Billion Zillion, at It's, Central Core Processing Unit, for to reprogram it by force so to install the Ragnorok Protocols, if necessary!

Scene 10

Sith, confronts Han Solo, and Lando Calrissian! Sith is puzzled! Even the Chief Executives, don't seem to be themselves today! Could his old foe, Jedi, be to blame?

Scene 11

Space Tracy, having had enuff, captures Chewbacca: she is going to kill him, and use her Valhalla technology upon him by force, hoping to silence, forever, what to her, are, negative-pathologies!

Scene 12

Hel Ford, collects, Marc Overdrive, at the speed-races: he too, is eager as ever, for to reform, Lord Protector.

Scene 13

Luke & Leia, arrive at Kayfabe, confounded, that CSIDC, would waste so much time, and effort, attacking, the poor, old, Wrestlers! Thanks to the Presence of the Whill, Sith, Luke and Leia, are far too confused, for to able to recruit CSIDC, into their sub-cognitive plan, for to attack, and halt, Dr. Graham Superstar's, Ragnarok! Sith too, is a fool, for he goes forth, to the very squared-circle of Kayfabe, for to face off, with the Whill, Jedi, alone!

Scene 14

Star-Warrior, unable to use his now bio-indigineous Distance Transcender Powers, for to enter into the, Master Billion Zillion Complex, is thus forced to adventure thru, a dangerous, and trap-filled, corridor, and into the climatic, and awe-inspiring, complex! (awwwwmmmmm!)

Scene 15

Hel Ford, finds, Ehmke Savage, at a, jungle-world, hunting-camp: surrounded there, by a fierce, hunting-retinue, supple skin-tanners, lumbering lumberers, delicate wood-carvers: drum-makers, all! Savage, too, is interested, in reforming, Lord Protector!

Scene 16

Space Tracy, disintegrates, Chewbacca! The regeneration, begins, in earnest!

Scene 17

A music video-esque scene! The super-psychedelic-brains of, Lord Protector, give us a complete run-thru, of their most powerful, brain-chemistry altering track, yet! Wild, man!

Scene 18

Luke and Leia, begin doing battle, with, Dr. Graham Superstar. Doc, with the living, twin-bladed, Divine Providence, versus, Leia, Luke, and their own, traditional laser-swords!

Scene 19

The Whill, Sith, confounded by all of the weird, Jedi-controlled, pseudo-wrestling promoters and managers, loses his temper, and smashes them all, into pulverized!

Scene 20

Star-Warrior, finally confronts, Billion Zillion, at what is, the Awesome, Master-Droid's, Own, Living, Face! Star-Warrior, easily proves, that he and 'Zillion, have always been in a Communion, of blatant telepathy and empathy, and, that ONLY mutual pleasure, and mutual consent, shall EVER, be allowed, for to be considered for an acceptable approach vector, and, always, regardless of circumstance! (zero pretend authorities, and now, no one will be able for to emotionally bully away all of any indivdual's heart's, very own full disclosures!)

Scene 21

Due to a tremendous IQ-advantage, Dr. Graham Superstar, is easily able, for to appear, in easily, seven different places at once! Doc, then easily, finishes tinkering with his Ragnarok-device, while also, easily parrying the furious-appearing, Luke and Leia, to a most easy, stand-still!

Scene 22

Lord Protector, upload their own, completed, musical-salvation-from-Death-Magnetic-track, into the a-waiting, Billion Zillion, system!

Scene 23

Billion Zillion, offers ALL of the population of SystemCity, the chance for to save their very lives, by merely listening to the body-saving, Lord Protector track. 2 and a half minutes of perfect, musical, bliss!

Scene 24

The Whill, Sith, a mere, hairy, mammal, falls to his death, via a brutal beating, from the strange mass, density, and strength, of the Whill, Jedi, inside Kayfabe's carrion-strewn, Wrestling Arena!

Scene 25

Regenerated, Chewbacca, uses his very own considerable might, for to smash convincingly, from out of, the Utracta Tank, that he has been a-wakened up into! Physically making to angrily attack Space Tracy, she orders him for to be mowed down, by a multiple barrage, of ultra-heavy, blaster-fire! "Tsk.. irredeemable!", she brassily, murmurs, whilst placing in some ear-bud headphones, for to save her very own life!

Scene 26

Dr. Graham Superstar, Distance Transcends, out from his battle with both, Luke & Leia, for to appear before Star-Warrior, who has, by now, had Billion Zillion, lower it's distance-transmission shields! Doc, merely says his farewells, to his favorite nephew from Outer-Space, and Outer-Time, then, he disappears ethereally, and leaving behind, the Star Wars, forever! Star-Warrior, gives Billion Zillion, the command, for to initiate, Ragnarok!

Scene 27

Now, every person on Earth, whom would care too, shall be filmed voluntarily, in every White Collar Skyscraper Downtown, every small-town Main Street, every primitive village: in fact, every person whom cares to, can show up, either as a mere human from Earth, or as a poser in some, wild, space-fantasy, costume; yes, every one of 'em, can show up, and on cue, lay down gently to the ground, for the technical fall, viz, Death Magnetic! All the of the entire Old Cast die, and Jesus and Jehovah, too!

Scene 28

The indomitable figure of the Whill, Jedi - now the only "living" Whill, and seeming to stand immobile, centre-ring, Kayfabe: bodies and guts, strewn, everywhere! (HAAAWWWWMMMM!)

Scene 29

George Lucas, just happens to be eating breakfast at his favorite out-door patio, when who should just happen to show up, but none other than his old mentor, Dr. Graham Superstar! "So, what happens now?" George asks, as if he didn't already know! Doc replies as he must, in his usual profound voice, "Now, the Star Wars Invasion of the Universe: has begun!" And above the two of them, the sky of all of the Earth, is redrawn, covered over, by the hedonist-pleasure technocracy called, SystemCity!

Scene 30

All thruout Science Fiction, Fantasy, Cartoons, the United States of America, the United Nations: famous people like Superman, Sam & Frodo, the President of the United States, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, the Simpson's, Disney, Warner Bros., the Flinstones, the Jetsons, Melkor, Dwarves, Elves, the Aesir, the Valar, Sauron, the Wizards, WWE, Professional Music, legacy-famous Hollywood properties, CNN, CBC, BBC, Mumbo Jumbo, Krsna, Ganesh, Zeus and Olympus, the Eastern Nobility, and the Western Gentlemen: all of them can stare up into their own spiritual skies, and they can all see, that SystemCity, eternity, has become, theirs!

Scene 31

The whole gang from Marvel Star Wars #107's front-cover, are all gathered at some normal-sky having, rural farming community manor-house utopia (Skywalker Ranch?), where Han Solo scooters over from out of a huge Millenium Falcon-housing garage, and rejoins a back-yard patio barbeque, where all of the #107 cover-folks are familied and childrened, including the droids. Will they ever return to Star Wars? Only time will tell!

The End
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#65 Post by Hansi Smurf » 16 Oct 2010 01:57

Post 10, post 5, and post 15, of this here thread! That's what I want the whole world to sing of! :mrgreen:

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John Milius/J.R.R. Tolkein/WWE/Peter Jackson/Mike Baker

#66 Post by Hansi Smurf » 17 Oct 2010 20:38

I wuz thinking that it'd be cool if Hulk Hogan attacked Arnold Schwarzenegger! :twisted:

I thought: why not have the Executive Eye-Star-Eye, and all of their Body, there in some far-flung, star-faring, Middle-Earth Era, why not, have McKellan, Undertaker, Lee, Cena, and Triple H, why not have them send Hulk Hogan's character, the Wizard General, AND, the Eye-Star-Eye's Number 1 Knife-Guy, he whom we call, Gem Emerald: why not have him transport to wherever Hyborea happens to be, from this very, Parliament of Wizards, and have him go about avenging the deaths of all of those Wizard's, whom Conan hast been a-slaying?

Ho-Gan, he resurrects Valeria (Sahndal Bergman), usurping her soul from Crom up on high, and institutes her as the Captain of his forces, and with an army of winged-creatures, demons, monsters, and men, Gem Emerald attacks and invades, Conan's own Kingdom of Aquilonia!

At the end of the invasion, as Gem Emerald engages Conan, Conan reveals in his quiet confidence, that "...for you see, I too, am, a Wizard!", and with this knowledge between them, Ho-Gan (Gem Emerald), is vanquished, to wherever he came from!

Now, the Armies of Gem Emerald, fall into obeying the Divine Providence of Conan (Arnold Schwarzenegger), and Conan, literally leads an, Universal Invasion and Conquest, of "low-tech seeming" angels, demons, flying horses and chariots, (no gas-masks nor space-suits!) out into Outer-Space, all whislt Hyborea, now seems a literal inferno of fire and brimstone!

A bit odd, for the Original Conan character, I sense, but nevertheless, I quite enjoy a planetary-based, Arnold/Conan-led, Space-Invasion, of Fiery, Low-tech, Hell on Earth, for certain! :shock:


Another Hulk Hogan vehicle that I REALLY REALLY think would be cool, would be for, the Rebel Alliance, from Star Wars, of course, and led by the famous "Marvel Comics #46" character, Cody Sunne-Childe, for this Rebel Alliance, for to blockade the entire Earth, and the entire Solar System, and then challenge our local United States, and it's Champion of Champion's, Hulk Hogan, to a wrestling match at Madison Square Garden, vs. the Rebel Alliance Champion, Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill!) The Man Named Creator and His Chosen Nation, the United States, vs. Cody Sunne-Childe, and the Rebel Alliance! Socio-path vs. Psycho-path, and all at Madison Square Garden, in a fair and square rasslin' fight! Hell Yeah! Stover?!? Kidnap that bum Mark Hamill, and put 'im thru basic training! Skywalker/Hogan, is an awesome 1980-era, dream match, that'll still draw big, even today! :twisted:

And for one final, Hulk Hogan vehicle, that Good Ole Hansi Kursch and Co., just might enjoy thinking of: "Terry Eternity: Crusading Detective Against Crime", co-starring Hulk's own family, Nick, Linda, Brooke, and body-guard, Brutus Beefcake! A point to Marvel Comics for the idea, but whenever he can, Terry (Hulkster) can look into his very own "sixth-sense", and forsee, some dastardly crime about to occur in his future, and while he does this, his face turns into a "starr-ed/planet-ed/comet-ed/nebula-ed", outer-space silohette, from which he soon un-trances, and then, he and his ultra-rich, ultra-modern team, race against time, for to save the very world, or perhaps, even just the very little girl next door, from evil!

Over, and Out!
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#67 Post by Hansi Smurf » 18 Oct 2010 21:22

Marvel Wars #1: Vader's Doom

Prologue

Vader & Sidious, visit the smouldering ruin of the Jedi Temple. Here, unharmed by their arson, is a silver carousel, holding at it's round, 4 ft. height, 7 light-sabers, back-ground radiation, induction-coil powered weapons of unlimited charge! At the centre of the carousel, and a foot higher, a holocron, which expresses thru a group of seven shadowy and cowled figures, the Seven Sons of Sith's Seventh Son (Iron Maiden + Keyboardist Mike Kenney), how Seven Sith Lords, whom would possess together these seven swords, will, without a single battle, nor a single vocal opponent, rule together, the entire Universe!

Chapter 1

Johnny Storm, the Fantastic Four's own, Human Torch, sees Dr. Doom, with a less than iron-mask upon his face and head, stooping over, with his lips revealed, Alicia Masters, at her NYC Apt. Block stoop, and kissing her a-goodnight! Johnny rushes home to the Baxter Building NYC, to tell his partner, Ben Grimm, the Thing, just what he seen! Despite having both broken-up with, and cheated on Alicia with, Hazel Donovan, the Thing is inwardly, steaming! The Thing then leaves the Baxter Building alone, via Fantasti-Car, and, racing off at top speed, he crash lands thru the very roof of Dr. Doom's Latverian National Embassy, NYC! Afraid of the Thing's impressive might, Doom takes off, a-running: the Thing, in pursuit! Eventually, the chase lands the two of them down into the Embassy/Fortresses' sub-basement: here, Doc Doom clicks a button on the wrist of his armor, activating a Time-Door, far ahead of him! Meanwhile, far behind him, the Thing pushes over a massive piece of pseudo-technology, that just happens to be able to, at the same time, smash Doom's Time-Door's coordinate-computer, Doom's impressive armored-suit, from behind, and, for to fling Doom thru the malfunctioning Time-Door, and at last, smashing down upon the Time-Door, too! The smoke clears, and the Thing stands alone!

Chapter 2

Doc Doom is shattered in Outer-space, where, just post-Revenge of the Sith, Darth Vader's own personal Command Ship floats over Dr. Doom, bringing him aboard, where Vader himself has Doom placed into the Medical/Science Lab, to recover!
Doom later awakens, and his semi-living armor immediately begins uploading from the Destroyer, all knowable Imperial Network Information, while Doom, sensing something familiar, begins investigating his feelings via astral-projection, while allowing his armor, and himself, for to heal!
Soon Dr. Doom's astral-body floats into Darth Vader's hyperbaric chamber, where he finds Darth Vader locked in a mind-war, with the Dark Lord, Mephisto, whom has Padme Amidala's soul, locked firmly in his giant-seeming, grasp!
Doom has defeated Mephisto before, and in very similar circumstances, so immediately, he returns to his now-healed body and armor, reactivates himself, and now too, his man/machine interface, has reprinted his own neural-network, with the complete story of the Sith, and their Empire!
Doom explodes out of sick bay, annihilating everyone in his path, until, at last, he physically enters Vader's hyperbaric chamber! Immediately, Dr. Doom's neuro-metaprogramming ability score, allows he and Vader, to be right inside Mephisto's fiery Hell! Dr. Doom then issues his demands that Vader betray Darth Sidious, and name Doom himself, as his new master, or he will away them back to Vader's ship! Eager to fight Mephisto, Vader agrees! Dr. Doom backs up Darth Vader and launches himself into battle with Mephisto's very demon-legions, while Darth Vader attacks this Devil, Mephisto, himself!
After quite a fight, Darth Vader, using both his own will, and the power of the Force, and he annihilates Mephisto's spirit! The Demon's of Hell, meanwhile, flee for their very lives; and as Doc Doom hangs back, Darth Vader has closure with Padme's spirit, where he sends her soul off, into the Light of A Better World!
Now Vader and Doom, re-appear aboard Vader's Command Ship, next stop, Corscant, Imperial Center, the Emperor's Throne-Room!

Chapter 3

Dr. Doom and Darth Vader, confront the Emperor, Darth Sidious. Doom commands Vader, to kill old Palpatine (Sidious), but at the last, Vader, refuses! Enraged, Dr. Doom, power-gauntlet blasts, downwards, towards the throne-room's floor, thus causing a massive flash and conflagaration: when Vader & Sidious' eyes have both been re-adjusted back to seeing normally in normal lighting, who, but Cody Sunne-Childe, is there before the Dark Lords of the Sith, menacingly holding up a lightsaber of his own! Darth Vader, and Darth Sidious, immediately go for their own swords, but they are gone; taken by Dr. Doom! Cody approachs the Sith Duo, whom fall to their knees, pleading to be spared. Cody appears to be bringing his lightsaber down upon their heads, but when Vader and Sidious open their eyes, both awestruck to be still alive, Cody is at their door-way, where he gives them a friendly salute, and leaves. Vader and Sidious, arising, turn-about, and notice that there behind them, above Palpatine's throne, that Cody Sunne-Childe, has been able to neatly and smokily, leave the "A-inside-a-circle" sign, for anarchy, above their poor, beleaguered heads!

Chapter 4

Doc Doom passes cooly by Mephisto and his demons, back thru Hell, towards the stairs that are there, that then lead Doom upwards, and into, his own home-base, Castle Latveria, Castle Doom! The sometimes redeemable evil-genius, immediately then heads to one of his own science labs, where he prepares a "turn-Thing-human" potion, writes a very, letter-of-challenge, and, summoning one of his own intercontinental message drones: Doom places the potion, the letter of challenge, and, one of the very all-powerful Sith Swords, that he stole from Vader/Sidious, inside, and then, sending it jetting off towards Ben Grimm, the Thing, NYC, Baxter Buidling!

Epilogue

Ben Grimm, in his orange, rock-like form, recieves Doom's message-drone, and reads the message! The Thing immediately drinks Doom's, turn-Thing-human potion, and then, once a man again, Ben Grimm ignites the stolen Sith energy blade, raising it up above his head, and then, angrily, he ejaculates to the audience, his venomous acceptance of Dr. Doom's challenge for a duel to the death, over the loving hand of the blind, beautiful, sensitive sculptress, Alicia Masters!

Continued next issue!
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Creationist Sex

#68 Post by Hansi Smurf » 19 Oct 2010 19:13

Yeah, BLIND GUARDIAN? You, the celebrity studio-musical quartet? You've gotta bring together the Five Scolds of Skalde, and together perform a track whereby, the Five Scolds, all gang-vocal "Leave! Hulk! Alone!", and provide us all with an accompanying music video, featuring the famous Jeph Loeb "Incredible Hulk vs. Iron Man Graphic Novel Panels" together with 1933's Tarzan of the Apes, featuring Olympian Jerry Weismuller, grabbing Jane, while she screams and cries, but, of course, she doesn't actually express any sex-negativity, at all!

Firm, and fierce and wonderful!

peace!

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Two Companies United By Mutual Conceits & Ironies

#69 Post by Hansi Smurf » 20 Oct 2010 18:18

Marvel Wars #2: Enter The Sith

Chapter 1

Iss' #2 begins by fufilling last iss's promised sword fight between an unarmored Doc Doom, and a human-form, the Thing! Ben Grimm and Victor Von Doom, battle furiously upon a beachfront located in a neighborhood well-known internationally for sanctioning "snuff flicks".
The two Men, battle furiously, both of them harrowingly evading many near-deaths: until at last, the Human Torch arrives aboard the Fantastic Four's world-famous, Pogo-Plane! Johnny Storm then leads the blind sculptress towards the two combatants, where her pleas for them to stop, for her sake, are heeded, and the two, old enemies, cooly part company!

Chapter 2

Darth Vader & Darth Sidious together review brand-new Imperial Sith scouting reports of the contemporary Marvel Universe! Unknown to us, last issue, Doctor Doom, overconfidently beleiving that Vader would be as his own loyal, new apprentice, installed a version of his space/time machine aboard Darth Vader's command-ship, and too, left a homing beacon signalling towards the very location of his own homeland, Latveria (a bare estate of a pseudo-nation, purportedly somewhere in the Balkans). The Sith are now revealed to be Ancient Sentience, their Empire existing inside the Marvel Universe at a time so long ago, that Marvel Universe heavyweights such as the Watchers, and the Elders of the Universe, are barely past the early stages of mere planetary-developement: even Galactus is still a mere embryo, inside a cosmic-incubator! So now, thanks to Doc Doom, Vader and Sidious have a very high probability of, not only retrieving their newfound, "relic blades", but too, they may also use their brand-new time-travelling abilities, for to retrieve, five, very, Lords of the Sith, from their own unique past, AND, too, they may now enter into a brave, new, Universe, possessing trillions of Galactic Empires, as compared to their own paltry and contemporaeneous 1 or 2, with future Universal Dominion, seeming certain!

Chapter 3

Our Great Eye now sweeps across ancient, galactic, space, for to focus our combined attentions towards the Great Anarchist Serial Killer of the Spaceways, the Man Called, Cody Sunne-Childe! Here we learn of Cody being technically still a landed and ennobled aristocrat, on some far-away Imperial Outland planet. Here we see that Ansible Beldane (Wpg's own Prof. Brooks!), is an almost-outlawed, Creationist Evangelist, whom preaches "Created Being Competancy", "the Power of the Self-Aware Transactionally Psychological Brain". We see that Beldane attracts followers such as Sunne-Childe, and, the powerful Wookie Druglord, Rexor (a different Wookie than #46, 1981) with his rhetoric; that he and his accomplices should no longer be held accountable to the tax-collectors, the police, the clergy, the psychiatrists, teachers, peers, fellows, spies, et al, for truthfully, Transactional Brains make zero errors of Political Tact, and, that they all truthfully have already been held accountable viz their happy acceptance of permanent addresses, and permanent records: "the lines of the cash-register operator, are for the retarded!" We see then, Beldane, Sunne-Childe, and Rexor, collectively hold their breath, as 3P0 Imperial Outland Tax Collector Droid #111 (Tee-Cee, Cody's own personal tax-collector), approaches both the Republic, and the Jedi Order, upon his new friends behalf (including the entire Wookie-planet, Kashyyk!). Then, the Accomplices, are bidden for to come forward to Coruscant, where they veritably even PROVE their special competancies, but we see, as well, cruelly, that neither the Republic, nor the Jedi, are willing for to allow for special rules, for special competancies!
At the last, we see the Order 66 come true, and especially thru the mad-Killer Sunne-Childe's big, white eyes: and the narrator is left for to wonder, just what might happen if the Sith Military, and Police, should indeed, leave their own, very ancient galaxy behind, for the promise of Universal Military Dominance, in some very far-flung, but novelty-wise, far more interesting, future-place!

Chapter 4

The Emperor, Palpatine, pays our contemporary Earth an "enhanced-by-Doc Doom" Imperial Fleet visit! Here, the Empire very easily establishes loving and peaceful contact. An ancient, universal, genetic, all-father figure, the body called by some, Palpatine, and by some, Darth Sidious, makes a spectacular address of Our Own United Nations, at the UN Building, NYC, where the applause is warm, gentle, beaming: thunderous!

Chapter 5

Darth Vader had most very easily imprinted Doc Doom's last iss's neuro-logic, and very easily, he returns himself to Mephisto's hellish realm! Using the Dark Side of the Force for to cloak himself into the shape of a squat, green, impy, demon: Vader, incognito, sneaks past Mephisto, and all of Mephisto's demon spies too! Following his intuition, Darth Vader ascends Hell's stairs and up into Castle Doom. Vader espies Doc Doom's location in the Force, and as he moves towards said location, we see many millions of virus droids enter clandestinely into Doom's own, post-industrialized, droid-based economy!
Meanwhile, Doctor Doom has busied himself with his stolen "relic blade", attempting to proof whether or not teleporting it directly into Mr. Fantastic's, accursed plastic-head, would overcome Fantastic's amazing stretching ability and burn his rubbery brain right thru!
Darth Vader bursts into a wooden-doored science lab, a confiscated Jedi Lightsaber burning in his fist, and immediately he angrily demands the "relic blade's" immediate return! But instead, Doctor Doom goads Vader that, "Sith Lords are not mentally fit enuff, for to wield such precious laser-swords!"; and a mighty clash of arms then occurs!

Chapter 6

Darth Sidious enters into the NYC Ritz Hotel, where he charms the entire staff: conjuring up incredible magical tips, of very real treasures and powers, and each sensitve enuff for to be both Universally Historical, and Family Heirloom Personal, too! We then see, good ole' Emperor Palpatine, begin lying about in his undershirt and boxer shorts, and setting in for some good, old-fashioned, American TV watching: there for to await, the witching-hour!

Chapter 7

Darth Vader vs. Doctor Doom's sword-fight continues, but Vader's virus droids have done their work, and dozen's of Doombot's join the battle upon Darth Vader's beleagured behalf: the relic blade: just too powerful! Soon, Doc Doom is overwhelmed by his lookalike robots, all easily as strong as he! By Darth Vader's command, Doc Doom is stripped of his arms, and then naked but for shackles, Doom is marched off towards a very deep, very well-hidden, dungeon Faraday Cage: Latveria now belongs to the Sith! Even Doc Doom's long-time, trusted, and loyal servant Boris, has some especial and "good-vibes" towards this Vader fellow!

Chapter 8

Cody Sunne-Childe and his gang, force-wielding supercreatures whom have all managed to have slipped thru the cracks of the Republican Eugenics Program, espie out the Imperial Military build-up, surrounded around Mustaphar! Little can they believe their luck! According to their impressive ship's commscan, sensors, and, their own "magical intuiton's", very soon, the entire Imperial Sith Police and Military presence, of this, their very own home-galaxy, seems all for to be a-planning, for to leave the place behind, and quite probably, forever!
A communication then occurs between Cody and Tee-Cee: Tee-Cee informing Cody and his accomplices that over 1 Million Imperial Outland Tax Collector Droids, have all agreed as fellow sentience, for to mutiny upon Cody's own word! Cody and his band agree to wait until the Police and Armies have left the Galaxy behind, but as they blast-off into hyperspace, a toast is raised up for to celebrate their plan, for to establish with their new soldiers, a brand-new, planetary base, for to rival the Imperial Center, Coruscant: "To The Future Rape of Corellia!"

Chapter 9

Witching-hour! Palpatine, all be-decked in black robes, and possessing too, a noghri stokli-stick, leaves thru the roof-top exit of the NYC Ritz Hotel, and begins a-web swinging towards Ben Grimm's Baxter Building NYC skyscraper apartment house! Stalking Grimm from across the chasm between skyscrapers, Darth Sidious recites a solioquay for intent to harm the man called the Thing, but is overheard by a, lurking-right-behind-him, friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man!

Next Iss: Darth Sidious Vs. Spider-man!

Nuff' Said!
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#70 Post by pingu53 » 21 Oct 2010 01:55

Warcraft
Oblivion
Fallout
Conan
Starcraft
Diablo
Viking/Roman/Egyptian/Greek Mythology
Victorian England

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#71 Post by TraneDeracs » 21 Oct 2010 02:36

Some Old Testament/New Testament stories.
Gene Wolfe - No explanation needed.
Clark Ashton Smith - Any of his short stories. They are fascinating.
The Nibelungen. - Germanic Epic.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Solomon Kane and Sherlock Holmes
Something about the rich history of Germany: Maybe the Landsknechts, Charlamange, Holy Roman Empire.
Stalingrad (the movie).
Maybe something about the Dungeons and Dragons mythos (No Drizzt please).

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Say This Aloud Ta Yerself!

#72 Post by Hansi Smurf » 21 Oct 2010 02:41

From, "A Princess of Mars", Edgar Rice Burroughs 1912.

As relates to poor Cassandra:

"I hear you Hansi Kursch. As you know, I am not of Germany; your ways are not my ways, and I can only act in the future, as I have in the past: in accordance with the dictates of my own conscience, and guided by the standards of my own people. If you will leave me alone, then I will go in peace! But if not, then let the individual Germans with whom I must deal, either respect my rights as a stranger among you, or take whatever consequences may befall.
But of one thing, let us be sure: whatever your intentions towards this unfortunate young woman, whoever would offer her injury or insult in the future, must figure upon making a full accounting to me! I understand that you belittle all sentiments of generosity and kindness; but I do not! AND, I am also very certain that I can easily convince even your most doughty of German Warriors, that these characteristics are not incompatible, with an ability to fight!"
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The Third Big Collector's Item Issue of the Marvel Wars!

#73 Post by Hansi Smurf » 22 Oct 2010 18:28

Marvel Wars #3: A Gathering of Sith

Chapter 1

Darth Sidious versus Spider-Man begins this explosive third issue! A brief exchange of acrobatics and parley, and Spider-Man is undone: completely overwhelmed and enthralled by the Dark Side of the Force! Now in possesion of Spider-Man, Sidious sends the unfortunate slave careening across Park Avenue, NYC, and crashing thru Ben Grimm's upper story bedroom window - and Spider-Man, completely unharmed, he being much stronger than any mere elemental matter!
Grabbing and roughing up the still-human, The Thing, Spider-Man's mask's usual white-eyes are completely orange and yellow (an advanced case of metaphysical Hepatitus C, perhaps?)
Nevertheless, the Baxter Building's alarms began a-claxoning, just as soon as Spidey broke and entered, so very soon, the rest of the Fantastic Four arrive at Grimm's room, and almost immediately!
Ejaculating in the Voice of Sidious, Spidey demands the return of the Sacred Relic Lightsaber, still purportedly in The Thing's possession! Now, despite Ben Grimm's vehement anti-Sith protests against it's return, fearing for their now human friend's safety in the hands of Spidey's 10 Ton Press Strength, Reed, Sue and Johnny make a frantic search upon their partner's behalf! Johnny finds the blade first: as soon as it appears in Spider-Man's visual cortex, Sidious uses the Force and flies it towards himself, fast-speed; and too, he zaps the fabled 5-some, with a micro-amnesia!
After a brief panel or two of the F.F. and Spider-Man, standing together in Grimm's much ruined bedroom, and "huh?ing" there together, we are treated to a splash-page of Darth Sidious atop some NYC skyscraper rooftop, lightning, thunder and rain all about him; and he, holding both the stokli web-spraying stick, and the now retrieved and now lit-up Relic Blade, and reciting a soliloquay such as this: "The Seven Swords of Seven Grandsons; the Seven Son's, of Sith's Seventh Son: Oh, Jesus, what fools we Sithlord's be, to know that One Whill, is always better than Three?", and then off Sidious a-web-swings and a-cackles, off into the NYC night!

Chapter 2

Special U.S. Secret Service Agent, Peter Henry Gyrich, the President and Vice-President of the United States, the Secretary of War, the Secretary of Defense, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and, the Man Called Captain America, are all found meeting together, to discuss the Return of the Sith! Gyrich, the meetings loudmouth and major organizer, as always, is extremely pro-Sith, and, he is most very eager for to turn America's National Defense, and Offense, over from Christianity, and into, a Sith-based theocracy! Many of the Joint Chiefs murmur their own pro-Sith grumblings! The President, with the window dressing support of his Vice-President and the two of his own Presidential Cabinet members about him, ejaculates that the religious Freedom of the United States, shall veritably remain in the hands of the Freedom of Religon Contract, and, Sacred Democracy, both!
Captain America, on the other hand, is vehemently, anti-Sith, and very suspicious of Gyrich and the Joint Chief's motives. Cap and Gyrich almost come to blows over the debate, but Obama's firm hand intervenes: Obama orders both men for to remember the ancient and sacred rules of Gentlemanliness; thus quiet and good order are abided by, as are his firm but gentle orders for a kind shaking of the hands.
President Obama then ends the scene stoically, by dreadfully admitting, that regardless of his own personal Christian beliefs, that the Dark Lords of the Sith will ultimately replace Christianity popularly, thruout all avenues of American, and Global life!

Chapter 3

Boris and the Gypsies of Latveria, stand as a crowd behind Darth Vader, the Lord of the Sith mightily astride a huge, fiery-eyed, and fire-snorting, black steed; addressing the Western Illuminati's cameras, microphones, and note-pads! With his fingers crossed behind his back, Vader, undisguised, but now calling himself, in english, a posing-Earthly super-villain called, the Dark Liberator, begins addressing the Western Press-gang, and to them all he promises Free Elections & Free Democracy, Free Market Capitalism, and, Free People, all thruout Latveria: just as soon as he is done dealing with the remnant of Doctor Doom's most accursed loyalist forces, of which, there are, of course, none!
We then see, that all of Doc Doom's Doombots, have all begun being remanufactured into Vaderbots; that Doom's purple, Sentinel-esque droids, are now being turned out and re-processed into Imperial Stormtrooper droids: the very first of their kind and style in the whole entire Universe! Too, all of Doc Doom's human-appearing androids, have all also begun being reprocessed, into Jango Fett-lookalikes - the famous Clone Trooper uniforms being generously doled out to all of them! More, all of Doom's Omnibots, and all of Doom's other large droid armaments, too, are processing into AT-ST's, AT-AT's, and other, new-fangled Imperial Sith armaments! The narrator of the story is then left for to a-wonder, just what dark new vision the "Dark Liberator" has, for our poor, old, much-tormented, Planet Earth?

Chapter 4

Greenwich Village, NYC. The Marvel Universe's "Sorceror Supreme", one Dr. Stephen Strange, snaps out of a trance inside his most innermost Sanctum Sanctorum, quickly breaking into a cold-sweat, and a panicked look breaking out upon his mustached face, as well! Moving quickly into his living room, Dr. Strange turns on his own TV's Information and News Channel, and their, he espies the Dark Liberator, a re-play once again making his very evil presence known towards all of the Illuminated Mass. Dr. Strange's servant, Wong, asks Strange, what is troubling them?
"Curse the Science Gestapo, and their blasted Atheism, Wong! Whatever yon' creatures identity, It is certainly no mere earthly super-villain as It pretends! The Dark Liberator seethes with a power so primordial, so terrible, that I fear that It may well break, Eternity!"

Chapter 5

Darth Sidious has returned to his own home-galaxy and his own home-time period, aboard Darth Vader's once command-ship. Here, Sidious feels that he has a much better chance, in his heart, of travelling back in Sith Time, and there confronting the real Sith, rather than some paradox of the Sith, or some blasted other-reality, as so many of Marvel Comic's own time-travel stories have suggested!
Calibrating Doctor Doom's own time-instruments, and easily, and intuitively, re-manufacturing the device for to operate utilizing the Force and it's accompanying morphogenic neural/midicholian field as a guide; and too, recieving much necessary information from a review of "The Ancient History of the Sith", a thick tomb of paper handed down from Master to Master and originated by one, Darth Bane, the Founder of Sidious' own Dojo, Sidious now prepares himself for his mission, now placing 3 of the very Relic Blades into fastners under his cloak, while activating the other two, and holding them outwardly and aloft at his sides. Then Darth Sidious uses the Force for to bring down a flat, opaque, completely horizontal square of time-travel, down upon his head!
Amazingly, thanks to his own, pin-point proofing, Sidious appears directly between Darth Bane and Bane's Master, Darth Quordis, the Relic Blades now sizzling at their respective throats, coming between a just-about confrontation between the two of them!
"You will be my accomplices, and rule the Universe!" Darth Sidious murmurs.
"We will be your accomplices and rule the Universe!" Darth Bane and Darth Quordis agree together quite naturally.
Neatly, Darth Sidious de-activates the Relic Blades, spins them both neatly about in his hands, and neatly again, the two intuitive Sithlords grasp their Divine Weapons, while Sidious nods his head, and a pair of Dark Side dopplegangers are left behind, for to take the Bane and Quordis super-positons inside the History of the Sith.
The time-travel square, droid intelligent and intuitive, falls down from above, and transports the Sith Trio, into Darth Plagueis' Sith hide-out down upon the planet Naboo, just moments before the historical Sidious himself, would arrive historically, for to kill his once Master, Plagueis. Kindly now, Darth Sidious addresses Darth Plagueis: "Do not let me murder you, my once Master! Instead, join me, and together, we will rule the Universe!"
Plagueis is no fool: "I will not be murdered: I will join you, and together we will all rule the Universe!"
Sidious passes Plagueis another Relic Blade, and then, once more, he uses his might in the Force, for to leave yet another Dark Side doppleganger, this time of Plagueis, of course, behind, for Sidious' very much younger self, for to do away with; and the time-travel square falls down upon a Sith Quartet!
Now the Sith Quartet is upon a different Naboo, this time appearing right behind Darth Maul, just as he is just about to enter into the Nabooan Space-Fleet's Star-Fighter hangar-bay, for to confront the Jedi Knight's Qui Gon Jin and Obi-Wan Kenobi! Sidious calls out: "Hold, my apprentice! Face not the Jedi, this time! Let instead a doppleganger do our mutual work for us!" Maul notices an exact spiritual duplicate of himself appear: Maul then stands aside and makes way for the doppleganger for to enter the hangar-bay in his place, and too, Maul then joins together with the other Sithlords, where he very eagerly takes from his Master, Sidious, a Relic Blade of his very own! There he stands for to make a Sith Quintet: the time-square once more falls from above, for to transport them all towards the final objective of their very momentous and very sinister-seeming Gathering!
Immediately, the Quintet are aboard the Seperatist Flagship, an earlier Sidious himself, posing as, Chancellor Palpatine, tied to a chair as bait for Kenobi and Skywalker's sake: Darth Tyrannus, eager and expecting! Tyrannus approaches and takes the last of the unclaimed Relic Blades, and ejaculates: "I was expecting you, my Master! You have just worked very much harder than I. Let me be of some assistance!" And, waving his hand, yet another Sith-doppleganger materializes, to replace Tyrannus, and for to do the continuing dirty-work of the very Dark Side of the Force during those times!
There, during the very climax of the Clone Wars, the time-square falls down upon this sextet of Sithlords, there a-gathered; and for one last time, Dr. Doom's unique mechanism of time-travel, drops down upon the six of them, and whisking them all away dramatically, for to be continued, next issue!
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#74 Post by Hansi Smurf » 24 Oct 2010 21:12

Marvel Wars #4: Darth Vader and the Battle of the Super-Heroes

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Last iss', Darth Sidious was featured, a-time travelling and a-gathering, the necessary 5 Dark Lords of the Sith, for to complete a prophecied Sith take-over of the entire Marvel Universe!

Now we see, Darth Vader, calling himself "the Dark Liberator", aboard our own contemporary Earth, speaking by communication screen with the President Obama, the Governor of New York, the Mayor of New York City, and the Police Chief of NYC, too. Last issue, we saw that "the Dark Liberator" had taken over Dr. Doom's nation of Latveria, and had there begun re-processing Dr. Doom's entire Droid Military-Infrastructure, into brand-new, Imperial Sith models: android-based Clone Troopers, robot-doubles of "the Dark Liberator", robot Imperial Stormtroopers, robot AT-AT's, robot AT-ST's, robot Tie-Fighters: a veritable drone/droid legion of the entire Imperial Sith Era, as may be found in any Star Wars Galaxy Source Book!

Obama and the United States, and "the Dark Liberator", himself now posing as a would-be negro fellow, both agree for to stage a military game, for to disperse and completely destroy the Latverian Post-Industrialized Military: Doc Doom will not be left for to rot in prison forever: "the Dark Liberator" will soon restore Doom to his old enthroned Monarchy; but not before destroying all of his military hardware, and too, crippling all of Doom's military-based droid and android factories; thus ending Dr. Doom's potentially Universal-threat, potentially, forever!

Now, the Latverian/Sith robot and android arms, have all been ensphered by intercontinental ballistic sphere-shells, and now, by mutual consent, "the Dark Liberator" launches an all-out attack upon the just-waiting-for-it, NYC! As "the Dark Liberator", too aboard an intercontinental ballistic sphere-shell, makes for to launch himself into the fray, he boldy announces on a global information signal override, his own true identity: boldly challenging the Incredible Hulk, for to face him alone, and hand to hand, inside NYC: announcing that: "...Darth Vader is the Strongest One of All!" (collective Universal gasp! "You mean that "the Dark Liberator" was Darth Vader the entire time?!? You see, our own neuro-genetic collective unconsciousness, still for some blasted reason, remembered then Darth Vader, only as he appears unmasked!) And now, Darth Vader's sphere-shell launches too! (And the Incredible Hulk sees Darth Vader's challenge on some storefront TV, replete with outdoor audio sound! Hmmm.... "Hulk Smash!": and the great, green behemoth, bounds away angrily towards NYC, too!)

A hidden agenda of Obama and the United States is revealed against all of the NYC-based, and perhaps against ALL, the Global super-heroes: for the Imperial Sith Legions attack NYC in indeed a "Kayfabe" manner: "Kayfabe" but for the Super-Heroes and Villains, that is!
The battle scenes begin with an all-out attack on the City itself, the civilians are chattle after all; and then, our Great Eye concentrates a page each upon the Avengers Mansion, the Baxter Building (F.F.), and too, Spider-Man enters the fray, and, Daredevil does what he can, as well!

Next, the New York City Police Department unleash themselves, and hand to hand, against the Latverian Invasion, proving to the world the strength of their City, a city where now it's own police have all been, over the years, mightily enhanced, by the still-shadowy, and still officially illegal-in-the-American News-services, the Power Broker's super-strength technocracy! Thus, a massive double page spread of the cops and the super-heroes (and super-villians too), all a-battling joyously, the Latverian/Sith invasion!

As the Hulk arrives and begins a-fist-fighting with Darth Vader, knuckles vs. knuckles, the New York State Guard, and the U.S. Infantry, too, join in the fray; as well as the X-Men, and the Canadian Super-Hero Team, Alpha Flight!

Ultimately, Darth Vader knocks the Incredible Hulk out with a massive uppercut-haymaker, just as the entire city goes quiet: all of Doc Doom's old trash: trashed! Now, in a city momentarily gone all a-quiet and a-still, Darth Vader begins a-levitating; and too, he begins addressing the entire watching Universe, via his battle-suits own, Public Address System, now announcing the Coming of the Universal Dominion of the Dark Lords of the Sith!

Levitating via the power that the thrill of his victory has provided the Living Force, darth Vader keeps on a-rising, and right into Outer-Space! There, via propinquity, the entire Imperial Sith Police and Military presence comes out from across Space and Time, and right into Solar System! Vader keeps on a-floating until he enters into the Command Ship's very belly hangar-bay, there a-joining together with the other 6 Dark Lords of the Sith! The entire mass of the Sith Imperium, then launches directly into hyperspace: in the next panel, out of hyperspace; and into the Celestial World System! Then, in still-excellent choreography, an Imperial Shuttlecraft, descends down to the Celestial World, and once landed, the 7 Dark Lords of the Sith, walk down a crummy, funky, galactic cities main causeway, surrounded by a beloving throng! Together then, the Sith Seven walk right into an already awaiting black-metalled, yellow windowed, round/circular techno-base, which as they enter, immediately begins ascending upon a spire tower, upwards and upwards! The Dark Lords then make there way into a mid-base elevator; the elevator surrounded completely by a lush, posh, open-aired, Sith Lord Headquarters. The elevator takes the Seven Dark Lords up and onto the towering bases' rooftop observation deck, where once arrived, they silently set up, and onto, seven, fully eons-awaiting, stepped-platforms, one for each of the 7 corners of the Universe. The Seven Great Dark Lords of the Sith then ignite their precious Divinely-symbolic "Relic Blades", and holding them aloft, they present them out towards all of the entire watching Cosmos! Once presented, the massive, and usually, much-aloof, space-armored giants of the Marvel Universe, the Celestials, standing about the Sith-base proper, turn about towards the a-waiting and eager Dark Lords of the Sith, and the Sith's own, now high-in-the-sky, Sith Septagon: and in front of all of the Universe, the massive and mighty Celestials all bow and kneel in obesiance; all towards their tiny, new, Masters of the Universe!

Epilogue

Cody Sunn-Childe watches as the last of the Imperial Sith blink away from their own once home-galaxy, their own home-place in the timestream! Then, the glee-filled Warlord of Anarchy, his yellow-skin, his big white eyes, his long, side-mounted, white-silver pony-tail, his black fullboots, and his great red cape; then, he smiles in his obscene lust for freedom: all of his dark dreams about to become fufilled!
Proudly aboard his own personal Star-cruiser, all comm-channels open on all frequencies, Sunne-Childe unleashes his sole command, outwards towards all of his galactically-diasporaed armed anarchist accomplices: "Attack! Attack! Attack: and Kill, Keep KILLING!" (cue Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath)

Continued next issue!
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#75 Post by Precurser » 24 Oct 2010 22:58

Songs based off of Stephen King stories are always good.
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Episode IX

#76 Post by Hansi Smurf » 26 Oct 2010 19:59

Post-15, the Episode IX has been upgraded to include a final scene illustrating a fully resurrected and fully redeemed original cast.

Peace To All, Save For the Faggots!

(Clone Wars Writers: I will have a brain and heart exactly the same as one another, and will not save nor minister to any of you at all! An evil spiritual relationship, will result in me ejaculating evil back at you! The Human Body's sensory experience is all One, and the "there's no such thing as ESP, so I'll think earnest and sincere evil towards you rather than sanctity fags" have got to go: there is such a thing as ESP, and full sensory awareness, too, and real evil inside real speeched bodies continues, and all thanks to voters like you!)

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A Change In Spiritual Tact Required

#77 Post by Hansi Smurf » 27 Oct 2010 01:40

Imagine if you could earnestly and sincerely say:

"The World has been redeemed: Man's wickedness, is no more..."

Until my very wicked neighbors, and the Wpg. Police Presence of my own age/peer group, up there in my very imagination, no longer lean on me cognitively, whereby their own spiritual tact recites those very words above, there shall be no cognitive peace, for any of us!

How I wish all of the Secular Authorities in suits inside those Legislative Halls would review the prerequisites demanded upon them for to be Grown-Ups in their own housing, or for to be Officers of the Law. Somehow, I believe honestly, that none of them could honestly reply, that they had ever reached, the very Age of Consent.

As for me?

"The World has been redeemed. Man's wickedness, is no more!"

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A Free Lick Fer the BLIND GUARDIAN Sound Machine

#78 Post by Hansi Smurf » 27 Oct 2010 18:21

"Say what you wanna, Madonna, Madonna, Madonna
(old enuff ta've been my daughter)
Gonna hafta come clean
When they;
Take what they wanna, they gonna, they gonna, they gonna, Madonna
(You know you're gonna hafta look mean) Uhn! (repeat)

In my Mind's Eye, popstar Madonna wants to agree that she cannot sing nor dance anymore, not having reached the Mental Age of Consent, nor Ejaculation. She cannot ejaculate the Law, and is NOT a Brahma (Tarzan/Adam) caste form.

The Languages of Our World Are Public Domain: ability, inspiration, production and distribution are the Entire Law. Sanctify your homes, families and nations. Publish and craft freely without consent, and pay lawsuits back with assault.

So once more for BLIND GUARDIAN'S "A Night At The Opera"?
"Fuck Off Queen!"

George Lucas? Winnipeg's Wyrd Sisters? Pay back every cent of the money you stole from my friends via your feeble lawsuits (assaults) or be shunned and humiliated, once more!

"The World has been redeemed. Man's wickedness is no more."

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Ooops!

#79 Post by Hansi Smurf » 27 Oct 2010 21:14

I made ah mistake, bad enuff ta wreck tha' above lick!

It's "they gonna" a buncha times, thru the second movement!

Enjoy the "cascades" and tha' "fat grooves", even more this time around, all you Boasts and Scolds!

Over and Out.

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BLIND GUARDIAN BASED BOOK SMARTS

#80 Post by Hansi Smurf » 04 Nov 2010 00:29

If Hansi and Co. haven't read the original Roger Zelazny written, "the Nine Princes of Amber" and it's accompanying saga starring one, Corwin, Prince of Amber, well if they did read it, I'm certain that they would enjoy the vibe.

Spoiler alert! I can't really tell you anything about the Saga, except that Corwin, or Carl Corey as he is called by Modern Americans, reminds me of John Carter, that Farseer fellow, Robert Nairne (the Age of Unreason Saga), and Hansi Kursch himself, too!

"Amber's" a very good read the very first time thru, cuz of the way it's presented, (a partial amnesiac trying to remember who he is, without getting killed by his informants) but if I told you about even one single plot device, or even one single science-fiction techo-conceit, it'd ruin it for everyone here!

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#81 Post by Pure Steel » 04 Nov 2010 16:44

More Tolkien and...

- The name of the wind
- House of leaves
- Vikings (I know Manowar and Amon Amarth have already done lot of this but... vikings are great!)
- I am legend
- 1001 nights
- 1066 Battle of Hastings


On the other hand little game, what do you really hope never to ear about in BG song?
For me that's Twilight ;P
Lo, there do I see my father... lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers... lo, there do I see the line of my peolple back to the beginning... lo, the do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live Forever!!!!

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#82 Post by Dragon Guardian » 04 Nov 2010 17:21

1) Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen series

2) Legend of Zelda

3) Final Fantasy

to name a few

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#83 Post by Alpha Penguin » 04 Nov 2010 18:45

Another song about one of Stephen King's books would be cool! But I think it would be even cooler to see what goes through Hansi's (or any other member of the band writing lyrics) imagination. "Wait For an Answer" is a story Hansi came up with (I'm pretty sure at least! haha!) and that song is among my favorites lyrically.
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#84 Post by Led Guardian » 04 Nov 2010 19:37

Pure Steel wrote:- The name of the wind
The one I'm personally really hoping for, since Wise Man's Fear is coming out this March. So excited!
Dragon Guardian wrote:1) Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen series
I'm reading Deadhouse Gates right now. This series would certainly provide a wealth of lyrical material. So many plot threads!
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#85 Post by Hansi Smurf » 04 Nov 2010 20:29

Hansi Kursch, Andre, Marcus, Fred?

4 posts up is Zelazny's 70's era masterpiece, "the Chronicles of Amber". Very "manly", very "courageous", "Dig?" !

(untitled)

I often go on bitter nights to Wotan's oak in the quiet glade, with dark powers to weave a union!
The runic letters: the moon makes with it's magic spell; and all who are full of impudence during the day, are made small by the magic formula!
They draw shining steel - but instead of going into combat, they solidify into stalagmites!
So the false ones part from the real ones - I reach into a nest of words, and then give to the good and just with my formula, blessings and prosperity!

Think of It!

When your mother has grown older
and when you have grown older
When what was formerly easy and effortless
Now becomes a burden
When her dear loyal eyes do not look out into life as before
When her legs have grown tired and do not want to carry her anymore
Then give her your arm for support
Accompany her with gladness and joy
The hour will come when weeping, you will accompany her on her last journey
And if she asks you? Answer her!
And if she asks again? Speak also!
And if she asks another time, speak to her not stormily, but in gentle peace!
And if she cannot understand you well, explain everything joyfully!
The hour will come, the bitter hour, when her mouth will ask, no more!

Me? I'm gonna go home and re-read this "John Toland" Hitler book, one more time! I've just gotta re-conquer the Mass and put all the "bleeders of criminal emotional instinct" and all of the "testimony-evasives", all outta Man-Town, and all inta the various, empty, concentration camps, now just awaiting for to be filled! (According to Doug Moench, DC Comics, and "the Big Book of Conspiracies", there are today, just over 22 North American-based, 250 000 capacity concentration camps, currently empty, and currently awaiting filling - hooray! see, Ronald Reagan and Rex Act 84', an American Presidential Decree.)
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#86 Post by Grish » 04 Nov 2010 22:48

Mackasfour wrote:More Tolkien, no doubt about it :lol: :D

If not that I wouldn't mind hearing about some stuff from the Farseer Trilogy
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I'd especially love to hear a song about the Farseer trilogy.
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#87 Post by somnia » 05 Nov 2010 02:05

Mackasfour wrote:More Tolkien, no doubt about it :lol: :D
This. They have made spectacular music so far and the song "Lord of the Rings" from the last album was a masterpiece. They should make a Silmarillion themed album some day, it would be awesome.
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#88 Post by Led Guardian » 05 Nov 2010 03:20

somnia wrote:
Mackasfour wrote:More Tolkien, no doubt about it :lol: :D
This. They have made spectacular music so far and the song "Lord of the Rings" from the last album was a masterpiece. They should make a Silmarillion themed album some day, it would be awesome.
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#89 Post by Dragon Guardian » 07 Nov 2010 19:15

Dragon Guardian wrote:1) Steven Erikson's Malazan Book of the Fallen series
Led Guardian wrote:I'm reading Deadhouse Gates right now. This series would certainly provide a wealth of lyrical material. So many plot threads!
It definitely has a wealth of information, and you only really start to get a feel of the plot for the series from the third book. Then book 5 opens up another plot thread. I'm reading the Bonehunters right now.

I'd love if BG did a song about Anomander Rake or the Bridgeburners.

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#90 Post by Precurser » 07 Nov 2010 22:53

somnia wrote:
Mackasfour wrote:More Tolkien, no doubt about it :lol: :D
This. They have made spectacular music so far and the song "Lord of the Rings" from the last album was a masterpiece. They should make a Silmarillion themed album some day, it would be awesome.
Personally I'd like to hear a song about The Hobbit before anything to do with the Silmarillion.
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#91 Post by Metal Fan » 08 Nov 2010 03:27

Sword of Truth series!
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#92 Post by somnia » 08 Nov 2010 07:07

Precurser wrote:
somnia wrote:
Mackasfour wrote:More Tolkien, no doubt about it :lol: :D
This. They have made spectacular music so far and the song "Lord of the Rings" from the last album was a masterpiece. They should make a Silmarillion themed album some day, it would be awesome.
Personally I'd like to hear a song about The Hobbit before anything to do with the Silmarillion.
I agree, but after the Silmarillion album a song about The Hobbit would lose its importance and its place in the tour setlist. Maybe they'd better just go ahead and do some songs about Wheel of Time.
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#93 Post by Hansi Smurf » 08 Nov 2010 18:59

Marvel Wars 5: Who Is: "the Force?"

Chapter 1

Cody Sunnechilde makes his own famous first attack upon the now Police and Military-free Galactic Empire, contemporaeneously being Regented by one Mas Amida. Sunne-Childe and his Men invade the Galactic Senate on Coruscant, slaying there the Imperial Guard, and locking the Senate inside, for Cody to make his most famous verbal manifesto to the Senators! Once Cody realizes that he will recieve not even a polite response, he gives the order for he and his accomplices to attack! Sunne-Childe wades in with his own lightsaber, and the mass slaughter of the Dharma-less Senate begins in earnest! Outside, the mass of armed civilians remain neutral as instructed - Cody's slaughtering of the Senate proceeds unmolested!

Chapter 2

The slaughter of the Senate by the 1% does not go untelevised, of course! Lando Calrissian, age 11, easily understood and believed in Ansible Beldane's cult's rhetoric: Lando himself already having lived a very much charmed life! Lando now watches the slaughter via his own brand of information service device, and we see that young Lando is moved to tears of joyous release, tears for the beauty of it all: the Nature of the Divine reconfirmed by his brain and his other innards, once more!

Chapter 3

Daily Bugle NYC. Publisher J. Jonah Jameson sends photographer Peter Parker (Spider-Man) out to NY Harbor to watch as Obama and the Global Military Theocracy unveils their own new brand of conceit. Parker reveals on the way to this Great Event, that he and the F.F. have watched the Baxter Building's video surveillance, and were able to understand the previous incident, despite them having amnesia: score 5 new recruits (Spidey and the Fantastic Four) into an already growing Marvel Universe-based Rebel Alliance!
Parker arrives at NY Harbor where President Obama leads an "America First" presentation of Solar Systems new Death Star Battle Station, and accompanying fleet of Star Destroyers: the entire Earth's military and police are now outfitted in Imperial Stormtrooper arms, android replicas of Jango Fett, dressed in his own Clone Trooper arms, are now the defacto Sargents and Commanders. Splashily, the entire jet-fighter craft of the old military conceit are smashed and destroyed by an arriving fleet of Earthling piloted, T.I.E. Fighters, Interceptors, Bombers, et. al. A flight of T.I.E.'s lands aboard an American aircraft-carrier in NY Harbor. The Navy will now patrol both land and sea: the aircraft-carriers of Earth are now entirely retro-fitted with repulsorlift engines! As the carrier flies up and over towards NYC, it unleashes a torrent of familiar green blaster-fire from it's brand-new cannons!

Near, but far from the event, the self-proclaimed "Mutant Master of Magnetism", the Man Called Magneto, makes to crush the now flying aircraft carrier with his power-summoning hand-into-fist shapethrow, but instead, at the last, he relents and stalks away!

Chapter 4

Dr. Strange, now a Rebel-ally, and cast down from his previous position of being "Earth's Sorceror Supreme", by the rather untimely arrival of the Seven Dark Lords of the Sith, puts down, at last, an ancient tomb of wizardly knowledge and time-lost lore! He has found a key to his desire: he must seek out, thru all of space and time, "the Star-Warriors"; the Sith's own most famous enemies and overthrowers: only they, together with the Super-Heroes of Earth, can save Strange's era, from the modern depradations, of this most sinister Sith Septagon!

Chapter 5

Earth TV. Theologans of the usual earthly religious cults speak together in a panel discussion, while the famous "Mobius Silver Surfer" Evangelical joins them as Earth's own High Priest of the Sith! Here we discover that the Sith Septagon has ordered a cessation of all anti-mutant hostilities! Too, IF Muslims, Christians, Jews and all the rest of Earth's religious cults, won't openly profess their cults for to be mere conceits and/or ironies, like any Modern Secularist would, they will be destroyed! The Sith Priest is attacked by the other clergy rabidly, but are not fast enuff for to be unoverwhelmed by the Sith Priest's new ability, for to choke all of their throats with invisible, noncorporeal tendrils, of unlimited strength! All of Earth's most famous old clergy are brought to their hands and knees, choking and gasping, while the Sith Priest stalks off camera, and leaves the television stage, most powerfully!

Chapter 6

Darth's Plagueis, Quordis, and Bane, arrive at the intergalactic coordinates of their old home galaxy, but located in our own far-flung modern times! The old "Star Wars Galaxy", is now a massive, partially nebulaed, super-black hole, with a visible, man-like face! Here, now, is the Ultimate Power In The Universe - here now, is the creature known veritably, as, the Force! The 3 Dark Lords are aboard a silver-white guardrailed, and seemingly open-to-outer-space boat-like platform, which by their own combined wills, begins to a-plummet steadfastly down towards the face of this single, defacto source, of all of the Universe's superpowers, and mystical phenomena - for to attempt a first contact with this most truest of Masters! The trio of Dark Lords float there before the giant face of the Force, and they the three of them, there begin an earnest and obsequious flattering of "It Whom Is Power": and they are, all three of them, humourously dismayed, when the vast, cosmic entity, pronounces their own doom: "The Star-Warriors shall come! And the Dark Lords of the Sith shall be erased from my Whill, FOREVER!"

Chapter 7

Darth Sidious has entered into a just-beginning romance with one, Lilandra Majestrix d'Shi'ar, and the two of them together, with their combined and rather vast entourages, are seen together romantically flirting and philandering, whislt absently "inspecting" the transformation of the Shi'ar Navy into Imperial Sith Models. As this new romance a-brews, Lilandra's ultra-powerful bodyguard, Gladiator, can't help but wonder how poor, old, Professor X of the X-Men might feel, if he only knew! Meanwhile, Sidious and Lilandra continue to chortle and giggle together, and are of into the promise of the wonderful and exotic nightlife that the Shi'ar Homeworld might have to offer them...

Chapter 8

Darth Tyrannus (English Actor Christopher Lee) has remained in command at the Universally Famous Sith Septagon - technically the most powerful Legal Hall in the entire cosmos! Here, Tyrannus brightly contemplates the Universe, and the power of he and the Other Dark Lords place in it: philosophically giving us a rational glimpse into the very reasons for the Sith Seven's contemporary dominance of all of the known Marvel Universe, and the plans they have now that they, the Sith Seven, are in Universal Power!

Chapter 9

Darth Vader is seen to be a-flying thru outer-space in his still-new battle-suit (same old Darth Vader in appearance, of course!); his fists out in front of him like some kind of old fashioned flying super-man, or something, and enjoying his defacto first flight, as an Universal Patrolman! Soon, Darth Vader verticalizes himself and floats into a most dramatic pose, as he begins to espie the World Ship of Galactus, and while reviewing his battlesuits intel on the "Big G"! Suddenly, a blast of energy explodes just past his right cheek, insulting him; as he turns, angered, Vader finds himself confronted by a gang composed of the very Heralds of Galactus: the Silver Surfer, Terrax the Tamer (axe smoking), Firelord, Air-Walker, and Morg! A brief exchange of pleasantries occurs between them, and then, ultimately, an extremely powerful splash page of a top-left approaching Silver Surfer, vs. a bottom-right approaching Darth Vader, "heralding" a mighty clash of arms for to climax next issue!

Epilogue

Professor Charles Xavier, the Leader of the World Famous, X-Men, finishes a-tinkering in one of his many labs! Done, he places upon his paralyzed legs and pelvis, a brand new set of exo-skeleton based robot-legs. By his telepathic/empathic omniscience, Prof X is fully aware of his lover Lilandra's new relationship with Darth Sidious, and Charlie means to do something about it! After a courageous boast defying the Power of Darth Sidious' "Relic Blade" (the source of Sidious' now 1/7th Dominion of the Whole Universe!), Xavier brandishes a pink colored "psi-blade", from out of his own inner-being, and he angrily boasts that he shall be the ultimate victor! Shutting the "psi-blade" down, Prof X opens a hidden hangar-bay door, for to reveal a one-man Shi'ar space-ship, given to him by Lilandra herself! Next stop: the Shi'ar Homeworld!

Nuff' Said!
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#94 Post by Andreas » 08 Nov 2010 20:25

Farseer trilogy FTW

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#95 Post by Alpha Penguin » 09 Nov 2010 19:58

"Insomnia" by Stephen King, maybe focusing on Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos :twisted: this book is connected to The Dark Tower series so this could be a fun one to see put into song :)
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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#96 Post by sharpened_graphite » 09 Nov 2010 21:20

More "Otherland" songs, Hansi himself said that he wanted to explore the story more thoroughly and the song on ATITM is just an introduction.

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#97 Post by Pure Steel » 10 Nov 2010 10:10

I'd love them to sing about "claang the game", a little movie made by some friends of mine, it's really what I call epic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44CfAUAVmY

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Lo, there do I see my father... lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers... lo, there do I see the line of my peolple back to the beginning... lo, the do call to me. They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live Forever!!!!

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#98 Post by Hansi Smurf » 14 Nov 2010 23:23

Marvel Wars #6: Challenge X

Chapter 1

Professor X enters into a seedy bar down upon the surface of the Shi'ar Homeworld. Here, the Imperial Majestrix's Supreme Bodyguard and Champion awaits him. This fellow, code-named: "Gladiator", is disguised in a tall hat overtop of his very recognizable high-mowhawk, and dressed down in a brown, single-breasted long-coat: despite his causasian features and purple skin, he is strong enuff in the Force, for to not be recognized! Cautiously, Professor X and Gladiator mingle over some gentle conversation, culminating in Gladiator agreeing to smuggle Prof X into the Shi'ar Imperial Court, where X can make his very Public Challenge towards Darth Sidious, over X and Sidious' own shared romantic love of the Majestrix herself, Lilandra!

Chapter 2

Dr. Strange, once Earth's own Sorceror Supreme, now deposed by the untimely arrival of the Sith Septagon, floats now by the power of his cloak-of-levitation, inside the weird nether-dimensional realm of the abstract entity called "the In-Betweener"; the In-Betweener being an epiphenomenon caused by the overlap of very the Mental Processes of two other quasi-real entities, "Master Order", and "Lord Chaos"! Here in this very odd place, full of weird doorways, floating eyeballs, rivers of blood, rainbows, ethereal cosmic-butterflies, brown and yellow skies, Dr Strange finally arrives upon a floating-in-space plateau, where two regular earthly wooden and golden round-knobbed doors to nowhere, both plain brown, lie waiting next to one another! Now the Master of the Mystic Arts uses his powers for to summon the In-Betweener himself, for to beg of him the boon of knowing which of the doors will lead him onwards in his quest to find the Sith Septagon's most ancient foes, "the Star-Warriors!" After arriving, the In-Betweener agrees to provide his Divine Knowledge, but only in return for being provided Strange's "all-powerful amulet", the Eye of Agamotto! Little does the In-Betweener realize, that Strange has, over the years, absorbed and internalized most of the Amulet's power, that in fact, the Eye of Agamotto Amulet, is useless! The transaction occurs, never-the-less, and Dr. Strange is advised by the In-Betweener for to pass thru the Right Door of Lord Chaos! Once Strange has passed thru the Right Door, the In-Betweener is outraged that the Eye of Agamotto won't materialize an invisible 3rd door! Forced to use his own powers for to make the Middle door appear, the In-Betweener then gloats: "Dr. Strange thinks to outwit the In-Betweener? Well, now the middle-door, the Door to the Star-Warrior's - shall be barred to him: forever!"

Chapter 3

The Imperial Senate is a charnel house of butchered and kentucky blaster-fried Senators: seated upon the Old Chancellor's chair, an exhausted Cody Sunne-childe answers his beeping personal comlink! Tee-Cee and his fellow mutineeing, million strong, 3P0-unit, Imperial Outland Tax-Collector Service, have all just amassed a huge fleet of armed star-ships, just outside the Corellian System, and they are now all eagerly awaiting Cody's personal accomplice for a full-scale Corellian System Secular take-over! Cody is forced to regret to Tee-Cee a feeling of a certain lack of cohesiveness between himself and most of his 1% accomplices; they being generally aloof, and extremely individualistic in nature; but in the end he wearily activates a signal beacon, outwards to any would-be volunteers!

Chapter 4

Onboard some mid-rim planet in a just "post-Revenge of the Sith" Star Wars Galaxy, a 6'10", sun-glassed and bearded, nose, almost a prominence, pink-skinned, dun-eyed humanoid called "Leo the Large", all dressed up in black-tights, black knee-high boots, black shirtless vest, black neatly trimmed chest hair: belted, blastered and knifed, approaches a Space McBurger joint service counter: there Leo the Large asks the teenage, green-skinned, stalked-eyed alien boy, for a double Mac-Bantha Sandwich! Things are polite until, ultimately, the question of money arises! Freed from all protection-rackets, Leo the Large merely cuts the teenagers head right off, and very viscerally, with all of his giant strength and meat-cutting sharp knife! Leo then leaps over the counter, while ejaculating the self-destruct sequences that each of the other Space McBurger employees brain's channel thru Leo's heart (Cromwell's God)! Soon all of the Space McBurger employees are corpses, while Leo restfully makes himself his own sandwich. As Leo is happily eating his very tasty sandwich, a certain shortish, portly, skin-headed, back-of-the-head-braided, white-male human, an associate of Leo the Large's, enters the joint for to ask about Cody Sunne-childe's General Request for fellows for to invade Corellia! The answer is an emphatic, "No!"
"The Revolution is an easy and localizable slaughterhouse: doesn't need a planetary base, ship-yard, nor general arms factories! Just be a buncha hard work and worthless posturing! So Kill, Keep Killing, and have a burger on Me!"

Chapter 5

Things are going well for Darth Vader and his still-new battle-suit, inside the Marvel Universe!
With both the battlesuit, and the Force, Vader has already trounced the Hulk, just two isses' back, and now he's having his way with a gang of the very Herald's of the World Devourer, Galactus!
The Silver Surfer is stranded helpless in space: his nigh self-aware flying surfboard, answering now to the call of Darth Vader! By a mere hypnotic suggestion, the Air-Walker has been frozen into a schizophrenic internal dialogue of absolute fear and total uncertainty! Terrax the Tamer's usual mastery of the earth and stone of the Universe, are back-firing: billions of space particles, and far-called for asteroids smash into Terrax, mercilessly! Too, Vader's own neuro-logical imprints of his time spent burning down up on the surface of Mustaphar, have been forced into the brain of the Fire-Lord, now suffering the karatic anguish of the Dark Lord's own past-experience! The strongest of the Herald's, the strongman berzerker called, Morg, is bruised, battered and finished! Just as Vader makes ready to impale Morg's own heart with Vader's own "as powerful-as-1/7th-of-the-Universe" Relic Blade, manufactured by the very Seven Son's of Sith's Seventh Son - the truest foundlings of the Truest Order of the Dark Lord's of the Sith, at the last, Galactus himself intervenes, and Darth Vader, eagerly seeking an audience with this truly eldest of living beings (Galactus is the last living survivor of the Universe that died for to rebirth into the contemporary Marvel Universe), Vader relents his slaying of Morg, and proceeds for to agree to a persoanl tour of the Galaxy-sized World Ship of Galactus!

Chapter 6

The Darth's Bane, Quordis, and Plagueis, have all three returned to the Sith Septagon Headquarters inside the Celestial World System. Here they confer together with Septagon Steward Ruler, Darth Tyrannus! Tyrannus pores over their gathered intel and sensor-readings, and he too is also dismayed at the fate of their mutual, long-ago home galaxy! This super-entity, "the Force", as it calls itself, does indeed, scientifically, appear to be a most formidible foe and obstacle! Towards his fellows Tyrannus pronounces this Doom: "All Seven of the Dark Lords of the Sith must here reconvene, and as soon as possible! Together, with Our own combined and Universal Might, the Sith must initiate a full-scale, and Universal Witch-hunt! The Star Warrior's, whomever they may be, must be found, and exterminated!"

Chapter 7

Gladiator leads a space-man costumed Professor X inwards and into the massive alien menagerie that is the Imperial Shi'ar Royal Galactic Court! Prof X hangs just back of Gladiator, as Gladiator, one of the top seven strong-men-in-known-space, makes a proud announcement of introduction, to both Darth Sidious and Lilandra Majestrix d'Shi'ar, and the entire Galactic Court and Media, of a bold, brave diginitary: in fact, welcoming a very old, and very beloved friend, back to the Shi'ar Empire! Darth Sidious is testy, but Gladiator's presence in the Force is momentarily stronger still; so an interested and giidy Lilandra becomes aghast, when the disguised Professor X uncostumes, and issues his bold challenge for a fatal duel against Darth Sidious; there in front of a vast and publican Alien Throng - indeed, in front of veritably, the Entire Known Universe!

Next Issue: We Leave the Current Continuity Behind For: "Rebel America"

Gee Whiz! "Vader's Doom", "Enter The Sith", "A Gathering of Lords", "Darth Vader & the Battle of the Super-Heroes", "Who Is: The Force", and now, "Challenge X" ??? Those all sound like pretty kick-arse BLIND GUARDIAN song-titles: if you ask me ?!? (And ask just I did!)

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#99 Post by Hansi Smurf » 19 Nov 2010 00:20

Even I can't really believe in this one my fellow Boasts, my most Complimentary Scolds!

During the late 1930's, Adolph Hitler attended a Munich Art Museum Opening, where by tradition, Hitler, the Presiding Officer, was expected for to tap the buildings "foundation stone", with a tiny silver hammer, for to commemorate the Museum's Grand Opening!

By tradition, if Hitler's tapping was to break the traditonal silver hammer, the superstition was, that the Architect of the Building, would die!

Unfortunately, the hammer did break! Reportedly Hitler was VERY upset! Accursedly, two days later, the architect, called Troost, WAS hospitalized for angina pectoralis; three months later, Herr Troost, he died!

Y'know, something about this very sad story of death-by-superstition, just might make a pretty decent Hansi Kursch-penned song out of itself! (And it's a German Myth, too!)

(The Beatles actually have a song called "Maxwell Silver Hammer", tho' I believe their track is an old, crappy, pre-rock n' roll, humor-based song, about smashing heads with a famous and benamed "war-hammer" of some wicked variety or other!)

Make Love, Not War!

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Re: Lyrics themes. What would you like BG to sing about?

#100 Post by Led Guardian » 19 Nov 2010 04:45

They should do a song about how I saved the page from that crazy Smurf fellow. :mrgreen:
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